I know there's a rule for halving progress of an inactive army and I certainly haven't updated in a long time, but I assumed that the project deadline is in effect and so didn't want to update until after the battle. If someone feels that my army should be considered inactive I'll halve the update.
120 day update
CHARMILLIONAIRE Enterprises Incorporation Corporation Inc. ©℗®
Day 296President CEO: CHARMILLIONAIRE
Treasurer CFO: Scrooge McDucklett
Legendary Compromiser: Henry Claydol
Foreign Representative: Looper Wooper
NewPETA Founder: Skittles
Top Salesman: Wynaut
Sweatshop Manager: Dr. Trihard
Hero/Still Unpaid Newsanchor: Outlaw Bidoof (80 days damaged)
Base: Chairzard Towers (20 days damage)
Base Defenses:Saffron City (20 Days) The outlying town that provides a crowded buffer to Chairzard Tower. (15 days damage)
Intercom (20 Days) Head executives can broadcast across the entire city.
Hidden Copyright on the Questions Board (10 Days) Detects incoming enemies.
Alternate Base: Oman Oil Refinery
Alliances: None
Enemies: None
====================================================Unsatisfied Customers: 120,000
Battle Points: 21
Troops: 15,000 Cairozards (furniture unit)
16,000 Klinks (assembly unit)
15,000 Bidoofs (propaganda unit)
15,800 Boxwigs (shipping unit)
16,000 Spheals (customer service)
15,500 Woopers (salesman unit)
10,000 Lawyers (uber unit)
3,000 Gleeoks
2,000 Stalfos
600 X-Nauts (Ubers)
800 X-Naut PhDs (Ubers)
Total: 108,700
Troop Equipment/Abilities:Drills (30 Days) Klinks
Allure (30 Days) Cariozards
Ikea Lineup (40 Days) Cariozards
Warrants (50 Days) Lawyers
Poor Reputation (50 Days) Bidoofs
Imagination Zone (20 Days) Boxwigs
Shellphones (20 Days) Spheals
Schlop (20 Days) Woopers
Flight (20 Days) All
====================================================War Machines:Carmander (200 Day Uber War Machine)
Magialarampyranlithlurktoadboarkarp (50 days)
Artifacts:Shellbound (50 day "literature")
Excalibur
====================================================Projects:(42/50) Take over Indonesia (Backup base)
(2/30) Manufacture dry ice (Troop Upgrade: Dry Ice, Spheals are capable of burning things)
(2/30) Take over those Japanese cartoons (Troop Upgrade: Drill Bombs, Klinks have superior destruction equipment)
(4/50) Crown self as king (Artifact: Chairzard, throne for CHARMILLIONAIRE)
Completed Projects:(10/10) Interrupt shipping to put labels on things (Defense: Copyright radar)
(20/20) Using cardboard boxes and pokemon, build a fort (Troop Type:
Boxwig Trio)
(30/30) Sue Gearmos and most of Japan (Troop Upgrade: Drills, Klinks have superior equipment )
(40/40) Buy out all the Ikeas (Troop Ability: Cariozards have a wider range of forms)
(30/30) Catch humans (Uber Unit: Lawyers, sues enemy armies out of their troops)
(20/20) Figure out the dynamics behind paper planes and apply it to flesh (Troop Upgrade: Flight, universal flight for everyone)
(50/50) Publish a new definition of literature (Artifact: Shellbound, the headache-inducing story of a young Shell Koopa)
(20/20) Buy some cool shades. (Troop Type: Spheals, defensive spheres)
(20/20) Get up at like 5 am and sell all these darn pancakes (Troop Type: Woopers, long-ranged annoyances)
(20/20) Play pranks on customers (Troop Upgrade: Shellphones, long-ranged communication devices for Spheals)
(20/20) Construct fort from cardboard (Troop Upgrade: Imagination Zone, Boxwig interiors heal allies)
(20/20) Flippety dippety doo bup bup shrubber double floppy mumblescurry noodlescoop pizzabubble pizzabubble woop woop woop (Troop Upgrade: Schlop, sticky rare candy vomit you probably shouldn't eat)
(100/100) Process patent rights for living organisms (Hero project)
(50/50) Sue courtrooms for using their power to send people to jail (Troop Upgrade: Warrants, convinces enemies to allow Lawyers to take things)
(30/30) Blackmail fashion designers (Troop Upgrade: Allure, compels people to approach Cariomanders)
(50/50) Make a bunch of self-deprecating humor shows (Troop Upgrade: Poor Reputation, makes people severely underestimate Bidoofs)
(50/50) Go got tiger (Ability: Legendary Mode, Bidoof transforms into the greatest of all creations)
(40/40) Avenge probably dead of natural causes parents (Ability: Batdoof, handy utility belt for various things)
(20/20) Begin a mud-slinging campaign (Ability: Mud Slap, gunks up machinery and whatnot)
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Line One: CARMANDER (112/200) 32
Line Two: Pikaman (2/50) 72
Line Three: 60
Line Four: 0
====================================================Gains:Log: BNN Broadcast
