Chapter Who Cares: STATUS SCREENS AND SNES VIDEO GAMES HOOOOOOOO
Kuzuryu
HP: 600/600
MP: 300/300
St: 28
Ma: 18
En: 20
Ag: 2
Lu: 5
King Dedede
HP: 800/800
MP: 400/400
St: 35
Ma: 0
En: 20
Ag: 12
Lu: 20
CHOOSE COMMANDS.
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And now back to our regularly scheduled programming.
Gooey decided to go and play some Kirby's Dreamland 3. Luckily, the SNES was already hooked up.
-hours pass-
Gooey, after 100%ing the game on all 3 files, decided to go for a walk.
Unfortunately, he fell into a hole in the ground and found himself in a hole. There were some nice lamp-posts inside, and all that was there otherwise was a TV. The clock hit midnight, and suddenly the TV turned on. It showed a blurry image of what appeared to be a yellow octopus-like shape, then turned off again. Gooey thought that he might've gotten a bit too drunk.
He then promptly was teleported back to his house somehow, where he found that he got really really sleepy. Not noticing or caring about the fog outside the window, he fell asleep.
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You keep using those words, Tango. I don't think they mean what you think they mean.
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Meta Knight: Equip
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Chapter Who Cares PT2
Meta Knight:
Weapon: Master Sword: Meta Knight's favored blade. Very balanced. +2 to all stats.
Armor: Mask: MEta Knight's trademark mask. He wears it to keep from being exposed as adorable. +10 Coolness and Mysteriousness.
Accessory: Dimensional Cape: Has a nice sheen to it, as well as having minor teleportational abilities somehow. +3 Flashiness, allows for shifting of battle position.
Ka:
Weapon: Proboscis: That thing on the end of his face. +3 Ma.
Armor: NONE
Accessory: EX Tank: A little spherical tank that fills with blood. After all, he is a mosquito. Allows for storage for usable healing at any time. Stores 5% for each attack.
Kine:
Weapon: Paddle: They're commonplace for all players of oh you already know the name of the darn sport. +3 St, +6 Bluntness.
Armor: Uniform: Again, commonplace for the darn sport. +1 En.
Accessory: NONE.
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Kirby's summonable allies:
Danganman [summoned]
Neko Shogun [summoned]
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SELECT COMMANDS.
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Fight- VS. Kuzuryu!
Suddenly, boss music begins to play, as this is a boss fight.
Ka rushes and sucks 5% blood out of Kuzuryu! 15 damage.
Meta Knight slashes! 22 damage!
Kuzuryu roars!
Ka whacks with the paddle! 35 damage!
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Kirby has not been given an order yet.
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Fight- VS. King Dedede!
His boss music begins playing as well.
Neko Shogun slashes! 19 damage!
Kirby defends!
Danganman shoots! 25 damage!
King Dedede whacks Kirby with his hammer! 8 damage!
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You keep using those words, Tango. I don't think they mean what you think they mean.
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Meta Knight & Co.: Attack
Kirby & Co.: Attack as well
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Ka rushes and sucks out 5% more blood! 10% stored. 15 damage! Again!
Kuzuryu rushes Meta Knight! 80 damage! Somehow, Meta Knight learned Mach Tornado!
Meta Knight uses Mach Tornado! Kuzuryu is weak to Wind! 60 damage!
Kine does a spinny thing with the paddle! CRITICAL HIT! 50 damage!
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Neko Shogun does some sort of uppercut-like thingy with his blades! CRITICAL HIT! 38 damage!
King Dedede does the Super Dedede Jump! 60 damage to Kirby! 20 damage to Bulletman! 30 damage to Neko Shogun!
Bulletman shoots! 25 damage!
Kirby is stunned, but he remembers that he got the Flame Mixer earlier! HE now techincally learns it!
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Meta Knight: If he can use it again, MACH TORNADO!
Kirby: Use the Flame Mixer!
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Ka dashes once more, but this time a blue field of energy is exuded and far more blood is taken out! CRITICAL HIT! 30% stored. 30 damage!
Meta Knight uses Mach Tornado! Kuzuryu is still weak to Wind! 60 damage!
Kine paddle-whacks Kuzuryu again! 35 damage!
For a status update, Kuzuryu's HP is at 268/600, or something close.
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Neko Shogun slashes! 19 damage!
Kirby is now not-stunned! He uses the Flame Mixer, and instantly a jet of flame appears and lights King Dedede's coat on fire for 40 damage, as well as stunning him for 2 turns due to trying to put his robe out!
King Dedede is rolling on the ground!
Danganman shoots a shotgun-esque blast at King Dedede! CRITICAL HIT! 50 damage!
And King Dedede's at 584/800.
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Meta Knight: ATTACK!
Kirby: Meh. ATTACK!
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Meta Knight leaps on top of Kuzuryu and starts attacking him from above! MEta Knight is now invincible for the next 2 turns! Oh, yeah, and 25 damage.
Ka sucks out more blood. Again. 35% stored, 15 damage again.
Kine runs off to get a ball of bread! He will return in 2 turns.
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Neko Shogun, to add insult to injury, attacks Dedede while he's rolling around! His sword is now lit on fire and will deal additional damage! Oh, yeah, and 20 damage.
Kirby and Bulletman have inspiration! Kirby fires the Flame Mixer in an unimportant direction, and Danganman fires a bullet through it, so the bullet is lit on fire and does big damage! 45, to be exact! the Combo Attack, Flame Vulcan, has been learned!
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Same as before. Attack, attack...Well, Mach Tornado and MOAR FIYAPOWAH, to their respective users...
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Ka: The same thing happens. I think you know what it means by now. 15 damage, 40% storage.
Meta Knight: A MAch Tornado to the back is responded to by being eaten, due to Kuzuryu actually noticing him being there. Of course, now Meta Knight is inside it ripping it up. 90 damage, yay!
Kine can be seen rolling a ball of bread back there in the distance.
Kuzuryu attempts to whack Ka with its tail, but KA dodges due to being an agile mosquito.
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King Dedede finally puts out his coat, but suffers 250 damage (!!) from the blow to his ego. Unfortunately, he just remembered the fact that he has the Jet Hammer, and is now charging.
But Neko Shogun slashes him with FIRE SWORRRRRD. 35 damage!
Kirby blows fire into his robe again, but this time it doesn't light it on fire, but it still does damage. 40, to be exact.
Danganman shoots a huge freaking explody bullet at Dedede. BIGGER CRITICAL HIT SOMEHOW! 75 damage!
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Meta Knight: FINISH HIM!
Kirby: DISARM THE DEDEDE!
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Meta Knight continues slashing away at Kuzuryu from within, and Kuzuryu spits him out, because food that causes internal bleeding is no good. But he still deals 80 damage.
Kine gets into close range, then, in an amazing stunt, leaps off the ball and whacks it with the paddle. It collides with Kuzuryu, obliterating it in a large explosion of bread. The damage of 420 is enough to get Overkill, which nets the party more EXP! But enough about that, THE GIANT WYRM'S DEAD! WHOOOOOOO! VICTORY DANCE!
EXP: 3300.
Meta Knight leveled up! He is now level 5.
St: 23+3= 26.
Ma: 6+2= 8.
En: 14+4= 18.
Ag: 11+2= 13.
Lu: 2+1= 3.
Meta Knight learned Drill Rush!
Meta Knight learned Shuttle Loop!
Ka leveled up! He is now level 6.
St: 6+3=9.
Ma: 18+3=9.
En: 5+6=10.
Ag: 30
Lu: 15+3=18
Ka learned Strafe!
Ka learned Faint!
Kine leveled up! He is now Level 5.
St: 28
Ma: 2+3=5
En: 10+5=15
Ag: 2+7=9
Lu: 4
Kine learns Plunger Fish!
Kine learns Fishbulb!
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Kirby lit the hammer on fire, causing Dedede to drop it for a moment. When he picks it up, it explodes in his hands and defeats him to bits! YAY WIN!
EXP: 2000.
Kirby leveled up! He is now Level 4.
St: 18+2=20.
Ma: 22+1=23.
Ag: 10+2=12
En: 15+2=17
Lu: 5+2=7.
Kirby learned Gazer Spiral!
Danganman leveled up! He is now Level 3.
St: 22+2=24.
Ma: 2+2=4.
En: 15+1=16.
Ag: 8+1=9.
Lu: 3.
Danganman learned Shotgun Vulcan!
Neko Shogun leveled up! He is now Level 3.
St: 16.
Ma: 12.
En: 14.
Ag: 22.
Lu: 10+3=13.
END BATTLES.
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Chicken Dance
>Victory Dance
Macarena
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YAY, VICTORY DANCE! Then celebrate with some good ol' broccoli and ranch.
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Prompt victory dances of great caliber from both of the parties, because this story just got real!
...Unfortunately, you weren't able to see the dance due to me being a terrible artist. Wah-wah-waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh....
Chapter Bread: BUUUUUUUURN MAAAAAAAHH BRRRRRREEEEEEEAAAAADDD
King Dedede fell backwards and moaned.
"How could I, the self-proclaimed king of all of Dreamland, lose to you?! Again?!" Kirby laughed.
"Well, see, Dedede, it's because I'm the main character, and they ALWAYS win!" Everyone had a good chuckle. "But enough of this. GIVE BACK MY PIE (and other assorted foods.)" Dedede hopped up and scratched his head.
"Listen, I still have no idea what you're talking about. Clearly, Meta Knight was drunk of something. Leave me alone." Dedede hopped away with his Super Dedede Jumptm, prompting Kirby to scratch his head.
"But... but Meta Knight is ALWAYS trustworthy! Like that time he told me that he was off to go grocery shopping with the Halberd...wait, no, he was trying to conquer Dreamland. And the time when he let me use his sword for a bit... wait, no, I was fighting a final boss then and needed the prerequisite superweapon. Um... Well, I'm still going to believe he stole it until proven otherwise, because I'm Kirby! TALLY HO!" HE ran off after Dedede and jumped up the chimney to chase him with great fast.
Bulletman and Neko Shogun stared. "...Think we should follow him?"
"Ha Ha, I Believe It WOuld Probably Be Good For The Progression Of This Story! Let Us Go, Ha Ha!" And so they ran off to follow him.
Where should they find themselves?
A: In the MAHSHROOM KEENGDOM.
B: On the island of Koridai.
C: In a non-terrible game. Any one, really.
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That huge-like Kuzuryu thing toppled over and fell down to the ground because it was got hurt by huge ball of bread. Meta Knight's Awesomeness and Coolness have increased by 5!
"See, Meta Knight? That's why you're not supposed to win." Kine chastised. MEta Knight just stared blankly at him, and then jumped down the hole that Kuzuryu came out of.
"WHAT?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOU IDIOT?! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO JUMP DOWN THERE, IT COULD BE DANGEROUS!... Oh, well. Alley-oop!" And Kine jumped in too. Ka sighed and flew in as well.
Inside, they found themselves in a four-way crossroads. A sign read "Puzzle Alleys- Beat all of the rooms and win a super magical shiny prize!" Well, prizes are nice!
Which shall you tackle first?
A: Room 1.
B: Room A.
C: Room >.
D: Room Heeho.
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Gooey awoke. It was a rainy day out. He was hungry, so he decided to go over to Kawasaki's for a bite.
"Ah, if it isn't Gooey! Unfortuantely, it's Sunday, and we're closed. Union rules, you know. But enough about me, how're you?" Gooey didn't rea lly have anything to tell Kawasaki. "Oh. Okay. Say, by the way, want a part-time job? We're hiring!" Gooey thought it over. "Well, come back when you decide!" Kawasaki gave Gooey a friendly slap on the back as he left. Gooey decided to take a nap.
During his nap, Gooey found himself in a foggy corridoor, line with red block-esque things on the floor. All that was there besides was a large expanse of sky. It was covered in a thick fog.
Gooey ran forward until a voice was heard. "Do you seek the truth...?" He was startled for a moment, but kept on. "If it's truth you desire, come and find me..." Unsettling, yes, but Gooey kept on again.
There was a very large, perfectly square, red door. Gooey went inside, and found himself in a completely blank room.
"So... you are the one pursuing me..." Gooey found himself with a long sword in his hand, and a floating, humanoid shape was floating inf front of him. "Hmhmhmh... Try all you like..."
BATTLE! VS.
Gooey unlocked the Skills option!
SKILLS
Zio
Cleave
Rakukaja
Gooey uses Cleave! 10 damage to
. 4 damage to Gooey.
"Hmhmhm... It seems that you can still see a little, despite the fog..."
Gooey used Zio! 5 damage to
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"I see... Indeed, you possess an interesting quality."
Gooey used Zio! 5 damage to
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"But, you will not catch me so easily... If what you seek is "truth", then your search will be even harder..."
used Bewildering Fog! The surroundings are covered in fog...
Gooey attacks! The attack won't connect...
"Everyone sees what they want to... And the fog only deepens..."
Gooey attacks! The attack won't connect!
"...Will we meet again...? At a place other than here? Hmhmhm... I look forward to it."
Gooey loses consciousness...
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Kirby: A.
MK: D.
Gooey: Er...Wait, there's no option for Gooey? Well, this is a waste of keystrokes, now isn't it? XD
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A and B.
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Ding-dong! Convevor Belt to Room A turned on... Vroooooom.
Meta Knight, Ka, and Kine found themselves in a kitchen. There was a locked pedestal with a shiny silver key inside. IT was locked with an emblem plate, and part of that said emblem was locked outside on a snowy cliff. There was a pulley about Kine's size, but it needed a specific weight- around 2 pounds- on a pedestal to work. Around, there were cake ingredients locked in a different pedestal, with no apparent way inside besides a small vent in the ceiling, which was locked by the switch on the other end of the water-hole on the opposite wall.
INSTRUCTIONS! POST THEM! TRY TO GRAB KEY!
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Kirby and Co. found themselves in the MASHROOM KEENGDOM. Yes, that's how you have to spell it. MALLEO and LOOEYGEE then promptly walked by.
"Shuah was NOICE of da PRINcess to inVAITE us ovah fo a PICKnic, EH LOOEGYEE?!" Kirby scratched his head at what MALLEO had just said.
"Ah hope she made LOTSA SPAGHETTI!" THeir head were promptly blown off by Danganman.
"What? They were annoying." They were promptly sent through a time paradox WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP.
They found themselves in a giant throne. A guy was sitting on the chair.
What should Kirby do?
A: Talk to him.
B: Ask where they are.
C: Flip out.
D: Breakdance.
E: Have a spot of tea.
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Gooey woke up, sweating. That was freaky, man...
He found a note on his kitchen table.
"Hey, Gooey, sorry I couldn't talk to you in person, but you were asleep. Chuchu and I were going to try out something tonight, and we were hoping you would do it. Okay, here's how it works- if you stare into the TV when it's turned off on a rainy night on midnight, the Midnight Channel will turn on and you'll see your soulmate! Hope you'll tell us about how it goes tomorrow.
-Nago"
Should Gooey do it?
A: Yes.
B: No.
C: Uh...
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Meta Knight: Press the switch, crawl through the air vent to the cake ingredients, grab those, take them back to the pedestal needed to get part of the emblem, put them on the pedestal, grab the emblem, and unlock the pedestal with the key on it.
Kirby: E.
Gooey: Uh...C.
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Karasu-Tengu Posted: Sep 3 2009, 05:54 PM
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Meta Knight WOULD press the switch, but he cannot swim without removing his cape, and lord knows how that would work. ...Besides, he can't swim.
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Well, have Ka go over and press the switch, then proceed as planned.
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Karasu-Tengu Posted: Sep 3 2009, 06:06 PM
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Ka, luckily, is able to get under and swim long enough to press the switch. He comes back, and Meta Knight tries to hop up to the vent in the ceiling. He then uses Kine and his paddle as a platform, and makes it into the vent. HE climbs through and grabs the ingredients before breaking the box with his expanding cape. HE puts the ingredients on the pedastal, and Kine hops up on the pulley. He gets outside into the cliff and does a nice pirouette to grab the emblem. 8.8. He gets back in, and the box is unlocked, revealing the key. Meta Knight picks it up.
You got Key Item: Silver Key! There was also a Pep Brew inside. 2, in fact!
Which alley will you tackle next?
A: Room 1.
B: Room >.
C: Room Heeho.
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Let's go with A this time.
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Karasu-Tengu Posted: Sep 3 2009, 06:18 PM
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Ding-dong! Conveyor to Room 1 Activated...
In room 1, the key box was behind a laser barrier. There was a crane that could get inside, but it was off. Its power source was guarded by multiple walls, each turned off by a switch in the side rooms. In one, there was a pool of water with spike walls, and a pressure-activated switch to wall one. In the next, there was a pressure-activated switch activated via ramming pressure, guarded by springy fists from the ground and knock-out gas. In the third, there was a aswitch activated by rapid slashing, but there were fire mages inside it! Oh, no!
POST INSTRUCTY.
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In the water room, have either Ka or yourself stand on the pressure switch while Kine swims for the switch to one of the walls in the main room. In the second room, roll into a ball and have Kine whack you into the switch, all the while protecting yourself with your awesome cape. In the third room...MACH TORNADO TEH MAGES AND SWITCH!
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The first switch is neatly pressed, due to Kine = fish. The spikes were slightly problematic, but nothing. What? What's that? You can hear Kine screaming in agony from a slight cut? Nonsense!
Anyway, the second switch is attempted. Meta Knight rolls into the best ball he can, being MEta Knight, and Kine whacks him with a paddle. MEta Knight is fast enough to avoid the things, and also hits the switch handily. Yay.
The third room never knew what hit it, because of MACH TORNADO GOODNESS. Mmm... Mach Tornado.
The crane gets that box, and Meta Knight opens it to grab the Rubidium Key (Dadadadaaaaaa!) and an Echigo Candy (Dadadadaaaaa!).
Next room, please.
A: Room >.
B: Room Heeho.
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A. Again.
Ding-dong! Conveyor to Room > activated...
Inside there, there was three paths that ended in switches that opened the box with a key inside. Yay. On one path, there was a tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny precise path surrounded by broken wires full of electric. On the middle path, there were many blockades of vines made, but not much else. And on the right path, there was a moat surrounded by mosquito coils that did not look good for flying things.
INSTRUCTY
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Meta Knight goes through the middle path to slash the vines away, Kine goes into the right path because of the moat and mosquito coils, and Ka...Well, Ka has to go through the left path because I'm assuming he's the smallest of the three, and will have the least trouble going through the precise path of electrical wires.
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Karasu-Tengu Posted: Sep 3 2009, 06:57 PM
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Meta Knight is easily able to cut through the vines and hit the switch. Ka, with his tinynesses, is able to bob and weave through the wires and bonk the switch, and Kine gets through the moat because he is fishmaster. Then the box opened.
Dadaladadadadadadada DADALA! You got the Einsteinium Key, along with a Gold Medal!
Inserting the three keys into the console opens a dimensional door back to the ruined stadium.
Where shall you go?
A: The stadium.
B: The mysterious Heeho room.
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Being somewhat completionist, I say go with B.
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Ding-dong! Conveyor to Heeho activated...
Meta Knight and Co. walked in. Inside, there was this little... snowman-esque guy.(
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"Heeho! Hi, I'm Jack Frost, ho, and I'd like to give you a quiz-heeho!" Meta Knight stared. "I'll take that as a-hee YES! Okay, heeho, let's get-ho started!"
1. What is the name of this story?
2. What is my name-hee?
3. What did you find inside the Steel Key box, ho?
4. What is the name of Victor's laser blaster?
5. Which number room is this, heeho?
6. HAve I ever been a detective before?
7. How many times has MEta Knight been a boss in the Kirby games, heeho?
8. What was the skill Gooey did not use in the fight against
, hee?
9. How much damage did King Dedede take from the blow to his ego?
10. What is the full name of Kine's sport, heeho?
Give me answers now, ho!
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You keep using those words, Tango. I don't think they mean what you think they mean.
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1. Kirby's Disco Inferno!
2. Jack Frost.
3. Pep Brew.
4. The EPM Focused Laser launcher.
5. This is Room Heeho.
6. Yes.
7. Two, once in Kirby's Adventure and once in Kirby Super Star. Four times if you count the remakes of those two games, Kirby: Nightmare in Dream Land and Kirby Super Star Ultra, respectively.
8. Rakukaja.
9. 250.
10. Field Tournament Style Up and Down On the Ground Manja Flanja Blanja Banja Ishka Bibble Babble Flabble Doma Roma Floma Boma Jingle Jangle Every Angle Bricka Bracka Flacka Stacka Two Ton Rerun Free For All Big Ball.
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Karasu-Tengu Posted: Sep 3 2009, 07:59 PM
I'm just ribbin' ya, Starf.
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OOOOOOXOOO
9/10
JAck frost looked happy. "Nine out of ten is good for a first-timer, heeho! I'll see you again, heeho!" And he jumped off, leaving an odd key and a 1Up.
You got the Sugar Key!
Meta Knight pocketed it for now, and headed back to the Stadium. There, there was a shiny platform where there wasn't before.
What should MEta Knight do?
A: Hop on.
B: Go under it.
C: Ask Kine how to get home- obviously, he must've done it.
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Kirby sat down and had a spot of tea with the British guy.
"Capital, old chap. They call me Lord British, and I, old chap, am the ruler of the fine land of Britannia." Kirby stared. "And, no, not the one from Code Geass. The other Britannia."
"Well, see, Lord British, we're chasing my lifelong rival, King Dedede. He's a big blue penguin in a singed red robe who jumps really high and has a hammer that is a machine." Lord British thought.
"Ah, I saw him just a moment ago. He was off to the nearby province of Skara Brae, last I checked."
What should Kirby do?
A: Continue sipping.
B: Stop sipping.
C: Have a scone.
D: Get off his duff and chase the durn penguin.
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Gooey just waited and stammered at the odd note. He stammered until midnight, when the TV lit up despite being off.
HE recognised the one on it as being the same yellow octopus from the cave TV. She was strapped to a chair--
and she was thrashing about--
and she seemed to be in pain--
Gooey reached out at this image, but upon touching the TV, found the TV flowing away like water. He then nearly fell in, but prevented himself at the last moment.
He fell back. HE decided to get some shuteye, and then tell Nago and Chuchu about it tomorrow.
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You keep using those words, Tango. I don't think they mean what you think they mean.
FalconMarioPunch Posted: Sep 3 2009, 08:03 PM
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Meta Knight: A.
Kirby: C.
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Digitalcameras Posted: Sep 3 2009, 11:21 PM
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A and C as well~
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B und A.
Karasu-Tengu Posted: Sep 5 2009, 01:44 AM
I'm just ribbin' ya, Starf.
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Kirby took a bite of a scone. This caused Lord British's mustache to flip out and his eyes to bulge.
" YOU DID WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!" Kirby and Co. were promptly kicked out of the castle for eating the scones.
Then a stairwell appeared. Kirby walked down it.
-----Amala Network 1-----
Kirby and Co. found themselves in a really weird place with a weird brown liquid running through the floor and weird organic-looking walls that made a weird squishing noise when touched. Weird.
After walking forward a bit, a weird whooshing thing happened and a fight ensued.
Appearing before Kirby and his friends(?) were a blue guy who twitched a lot and had a slight head problem, and a fat red and purple guy who also had a slight head problem.
BATTLE! VS. Preta and Enku!
INSTRUCTOIDERS?!
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Meta Knight stepped on the platform, as did Ka and Kine, against their better judgement. IT went WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP and went high into the sky.
Ka recognised it. "Oh, hey, look, it's Cloud Banhalandorlando land! It's the next step to Dreamland!" Meta Knight went forward into the twisty path in the clouds.
"Er... usually, I just take the bus..." Kine reluctantly followed.
Eventually, they found a guy in front of a cannon. The guy happened to bea floating onion attached to a very small body.
"Rah, I'm gonna smash you."
BATTLE! VS. Onmoraki!
INSTEEEEEEEERUCTION!
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You keep using those words, Tango. I don't think they mean what you think they mean.
FalconMarioPunch Posted: Sep 5 2009, 01:48 AM
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ATTACK, ATTACK, A-T-TACK! For both parties, yar.
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Karasu-Tengu Posted: Sep 9 2009, 09:06 PM
I'm just ribbin' ya, Starf.
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HEY HA WAH JINJO!
Kirby PAWNCHes Preta and DA FACE! That does, oh, 35 or so damage?
Neko Shogun does a kooky cut! It's very kooky. And it also does 26 damage to the red guy. Enku. Yeah.
Enku and Preta use a COMBO that happens when they shoot their fire and ice together! Their Hotcha Spring deals... uh, 32 damage to Danganman? Use-lessssssss.
Speaking of Danganman, he just shot Enku in DA FACE. Yeah, that dealt a good 43 damage.
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Yo. Onion dude. There's a mosquito on your forehead. He just dealt 22 damage to you and now has a 45% charge.
Oh, yeah, and a blue blob guy just slashed you. That did 35, just to let you know.
Oh? Oh? What's that? You're shooting fire at the fish? Sorry, but he has a plunger and shoots it back at you. That didn't do much.
Hey. You. At the computer. Instruct. NOW.
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You keep using those words, Tango. I don't think they mean what you think they mean.
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Tuck and roll! Wee!
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Karasu-Tengu Posted: Sep 15 2009, 01:08 AM
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Eenveencibility code? VAT? VAT? You make no senses.
Everyone tucked and rolled into the enemeries. It did an amount of damage equal to DIE. As in the enemies died.
YAAAAAAAYYYYYY!
(real update TOMORROW, joy)
Kirby and Co. defeated the red and blue guys whose names escape me, and were suddenly vroooooooooooooomed into a weird room with a peephole. He looked in...
There was a large, roomy chamber. It was largely red, with lots of weird red orbs and red torches with red fire and the walls were brownish-red. Redtastic. Up in the main part of the room (which resembled a well-tiled library if anything), there was an old guy in a white suit on the chair and a masked lady in a black suit.
"You have come at last... I knew that fate would bring you here." Kirby was somewhat surprised by the sudden talking of the woman, but said nothing, as he was curious to hear what kind of somehow plot important rabble she'd spew out.
"This is the farthest region of Amala... Humans call it the netherworld. I am sure you are already aware, but many formidable demons lurk in this dark land. This place is home to those who were cast down by god. They await the day they can fly again." Kirby was kinda zoning out at this point.
"Kirby, the young boy with the power of an infinite stomach... You may be wondering how it is that you arrived here, and if you are in danger... but do not worry. We will send you back to your original destination. It is time for you to return to Britannia, for there is nothing you can accomplish now. At this point, you lack the strength." Kirby was still wondering why the old guy wasn't talking.
"But, allow me to give you this... This candelabrum will be your guide... when you lose your way in your quest for power."
Kirby obtained the Candelabrum of Sovreignety!
"Then, I shall send you back to Britannia. Fate will ordain whether we meet again..."
Whoooooooooooooooooosh.
Kirby and Co. landed back in Britannia, outside ol' British's castle. Danganman scratched his head.
"Exposition. Okay. Candelabrum. Okay. Weiiiiird." Neko Shogun nodded his head in an overdramatic fashion.
WHAT SHOULD THEY DOOOOOOOO?!
A: Chase the penguin of blue and fat.
B: Go inside and complain to Lord British in the form of interpretive dance.
C: Try to convince Lord British to join the party.
D: Try to make sense of what that weird lady said.
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Boom. After entering the cannon, Meta Knight and his amazing friends were shot into the side of a mountain.
And I mean into. IT was very painful, the smack was. Meta Knight slid down, followed by Kine landing on his head. KA just flew down.
"Well, this is the next step! Odd, though... this fortress usually seems unoccupied when I've gone into it... But not today." Regardless, they headed on in.
Inside, there wasn't really anything different aside from all the soldiers roaming around... wait.
"Hey! You! Weird things! You have to say the password before you can enter this stronghold!" None of them knew the password.
"Then...! WHOOP! WHOOP! RED ALERT! WEIRD THINGER GUYS HAVE INTRUDED SIR RICHARD'S TERRITORY! The password, by the way, was "We Love Richard Hawk." ATTACK THE INTRUDERS."
Prompt Epic Running Music as the gaurds began to swarm in. Ka, luckily, was able to remember a secret way, and they dashed in. Unfortunately, the guards saw them. More running.
Ka, going ahead, noticed something in the commotion. "Hey-! The road's got a hole in it now! Look out!" Meta Knight, luckily, was able to hear this, and readied himself for the jump...!
WHOOSH! IT was magnificent to see, really, MEta Knight jumping over the hole in the path. Really, he could've just used his wings. Kine jumped across as well, albeit far less gracefully and with assistance from Ka.
After getting on a bit, there was a split in the path. The guards were catching up, and the environment was tense. Meta Knight thought for a moment...
Where should they go?!
A: The left seems clear, head there!
B: The center would be the obvious choice.
C: The right path reminds me of a certain snowman for some reason, so go down that one.
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Waddle Dee's Emporium of Excitement, food court...
Nago and Chuchu, along with Gooey, of course, were seated at a table.
"So... you stuck your hand into a TV... and you nearly fell in." Nago was just completely stunned when Gooey nodded.
Chuchu was less than stunned. "Gooey, even if you WERE telling the truth, the sheer and utter impossibility of that occurence would instantly nullify it from existence. See, we'll show you. Nago, over here." She then promptly dragged Nago by the head over to a TV, which was conveniently located directly next to the food court.
"Sheesh, Chuchu, think you could be less rough? That hurt!" Chuchu flashed him a look that showed that she was just going to pretend he never said that, Then looked at the TV. They both then put their hands on it. Nothing.
"See, Gooey? Nothing. Maybe you just didn't get enough sleep last night. Hey, Chuchu, how'd you get such good seats?" Gooey got up and walked over.
"Oh, my dad's the manager. That combined with sheer intimidation lets you really move up in department store standings.... Say, Nago, what'd you do with my "Enter The Acro" DVD, anyway?" Gooey stared into his reflection.
"Uh... I, er, uh... Um, oh dear and kind god, pleasesparemefordamagingoneofyourpossessions, andIwillreturnitassoonaspossible-!" Gooey reached out...
"Hey, urgh, give it here--! ...You broke it?! This is a CAPITAL offense! Haaaahhhh...!" He touched the surface...
"OWW! OH, god! Critical hit to the gu- OH GOD GOOEY!" He had, of course, stuck his hand in.
"No. Way. Impossible! Hey, hey, is he falling in?! Quick, help him!" The two pulled Gooey out, or at least attempted to. They were all pulled in eventually.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"....
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...
...
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Wham.
The trio landed hard, and Chuchu would've broken her neck if not for her gelatinous frame. After dusting off a moment, the trio looked around.
It was foggy. A bright yellow fog covered the area- it was extremely difficult to see.
"OH, god... That fall did NOT do well to ease the pain of Chuchu's brutal attack. It's impossible to see in this fog, man." Nago was worried. He really hoped there was an exit.
"Quit wussing out, Nago. But you're right about the visibility, at least... As far as I can see, it looks like a shooting set. Y'know, for shows and the like." Indeed it did. The floor was purple, and, for some reason, body outlines were spread around.
"Unsettling. Welp, I suppose we look around for an exit, then." And that they did. They found a shiny door.
"Please, God, grant us this exit! I need a bed to nurse this pain..." After a quick smack from Chuchu to lessen his whining, they entered.
The results were less than stellar. The room was a slightly unsettling bedroom, and by slightly unsettling I mean holy crap. For starters, the blood-stained noose (with a chair below!) didn't help. It was accompanied by a few bloodstains on the ground (joy), and all around the walls were posters of some woman with the faces cut out.
"...Well. At least it shut Nago up. Y'know, these posters remind me of someone..."
Nago turned and looked. "Hey, yeah, they kinda look like Donbe!" Chuchu gave him a gesture to explain. "Y'know, that famous dancer lady! The one whose husband- uh, , was it?- was having an affair with Ms. Keke."
"Oh." The trio decided to leave the room. Back at the plaza, a certain rustling sound was heard...
"What is it?! Oh, god, I hope it's not something hurty. I'm still incapacitated."
Of course, it wasn't. Some sort of... penguin, maybe? walked out of the fog. IT seemed to be some sort of mascot. There was a zipper around its neck, and it was much rounder than a regular penguin.
"Hey! Who are you people?! Are you the ones throwing people in here?" Nago stepped forward.
"What? Throwing people in? What are you talking about?" Gooey shook his head to say "no", since he seemed to have become silent.
"Well, how do I know? Give me proof!" Nago stammered for a moment.
"Listen, you stupid penguin, we're not throwing people in, so explain what's going on RIGHT NOW!" She ripped off the head, which revealed... nothing. IT was empty.
The penguin grabbed its head back and hid behind Gooey.
"S-she scares me..." Chuchu glared at him, as if to force him to explain.
"I don't know! There've just been people coming in here all of a sudden, and it's not good for the solitude! I just have no proof that you all didn't do it, but I'm inclined to believe by that lady's horrible stare." Nago sighed.
"Look. All we want is an exit. Pleeeeeease, Mr. Penguin man?" Nago got on his knees and begged.
"I have a name, you know! It's Pengi. My friends call me Pengi. But since you asked so nicely otherwise, I suppose you can have one." He called down a few pink TVs.
"Whoa. That's tacky, but an exit's an exit. I need a bed, and I don't think there are any here..." The trio all walked up to it. "It's so small, though... WHOA!" Pengi has just attempted to push him in.
"Stop struggling! It'll be easier that way!"
*whooooooooooooo loading screens THANK GOD IT'S NEARLY DONE CHRIST*
The trio were ejected to the sound of a loud slap. Rick and Con were near them, but luckily they didn't see.
"Cornflammit, Con! What the heck kind of detective are you?! First you get the assignment to protect Keke from the media, which includes serial killers, and then I ask you to bring in the girl who discovered her corpse and get some info, but nooooo, you just let her disappear into thin air without doing anything! Gah!" Rick flung up his arms and left, insanely frustrated.
"Sheesh... Rick's real testy today. I can understand it, though... having two disappearances in the same week... Sheesh. OF course, the higher-ups are testy too... They're going ballistic. Man, I can undertans a few, but every single detective they had? Man..." He then noticed our intrepid guys that came out of the TV.
"Oh, no, I've blabbed too much..." He clammed up. "Rick, wait for me!"
Chuchu stared. "...Well. Eventful day." Nago had already gone home. "I need to find another copy of "Enter The Acro". Bye." Chuchu left as well.
WHAT SHOULD GOOEY DO?!
A: Just sit there.
B: Go home and ponder in bed.... and possibly go to sleep.
C: Try the Rainy Day Kawasaki Beef Bowl Challenge!
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You keep using those words, Tango. I don't think they mean what you think they mean.
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A for Kirby and C for Meta Knight and Gooey.
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Hmm... B, C and B.
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B, everybody loves interpretive dance.
C, just to avoid possible ties.
And... C, because Gooey is fat
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Kirby became ENRAAAAGED.
"I think that I should NOT have been kicked out of that castle! C'mon, guys, let's go dance!" Kirby walked off.
"Ha Ha I Do Not Think That This Plan Will Work Very Well Ha Ha!" Bulletman nodded.
"I agree. What say you we go chase Dedede, hm?" They walked off to the aforementioned province of Skara Brae.
Kirby, over in the throne room, had just finished dancing. Lord British stared.
"...Splendid. I must say, old chap, it gave me a good spot of laughter for the last few minutes. But enough of that, get out." A guard prodded Kirby out.
"Hey, hey! Stop! YOUR CUSTOMER SERVICE IS NOT VERY GOOOOOD!" Lord British's eyes bugged out.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! GUARDS, LET THAT RAPSCALLION GO! I'LL TAKE CARE OF HIM!"
Kirby attacks! It doesn't affect Lord British!
Lord British used Death Cannon! 999 damage to Kirby! Kirby fainted...
British sighed.
"LEarned that trick from old Steve. Now, take him away." The guards did so.
Danganman and Neko Shogun were piddling around in front of Skara Brae when Kirby was flung into the ground and created pileup of about 10 feet.
"Hey, you okay down there?" Kirby got up and spit out the dirt.
"I suppose. It didn't go so well."
What should Kirby do?
A: Enter Skara Brae and take down that frazzing penguin!
B: Check the party's status before doing anything else.
C: Hey, is that a Save Point?
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Meta Knight ducked into the right hallway. He didn't see what happened to his companions, but what he did notice was-
"HEEEEHOOOO! Well, hiya, Meta Knight, ho! Fancy meeting you heere!" Meta Knight turned and stared.
"Listen, Jack, this REALLY isn't the time. Can I get back to you later?" Jack Frost thought about it.
"Nope, ho! QUIZ TIIIIME!"
11. What did Kirby bite to make Lord British angry, heeho?
A: Scone.
B: Mustache.
C: Banjoland.
12. How many pieces did Meta Knight cut Flppto the Martian into?
A: 30.
B: 17.
C: 573.
13. What was the name of the department store Gooey and his friends met at?
A: Waddle Dee's Emporium of Excitement.
B: Junes.
C: Oromart.
14. What was the title of the running music played in Meta Knight's running sequence?
A: Thriller.
B: Beat A Nail With Your Hammer!
C: Death Egg's Hangar- Hurry up!
15. What is the title of the video game that Kirby really, really hates, heeho?
A: Bad Dudes.
B: Shadow The Hedgehog.
C: F-Zero GX.
16. Who was the second ball roller on Kine's team?
A: Eileel.
B: Jinjo.
C: Yuki.
17. What's the password, ho?
A: We Love Richard Hawk.
B: Karma, karma chameleon!
C: Sensei, onegaishimasu!
18. What is a Kirby Game where Whispy Woods was NOT the first boss?
A: Kirby's Dreamland 2.
B: Kirby Canvas Curse.
C: Kirby 64.
19. What was the name of that weird random place that MEta Knight and Hompany went to after meeting me, Jack Frost, ho, for the first time?
A: Planet Laconis.
B: Cloud Banhalandorlando land.
C: Shinjuku Babel.
20. What color text was the Candelabrum of Sovreignety written in?
A: Red.
B: Blue.
C: Chartruese.
Submit your answers NOW.
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Gooey went to go try the Kawasaki Rainy Day Beef Bowl Challenge.
..........
After a few minutes, he still couldn't see the rice. He began to suspect that his bowl was a portal to the Meat Dimension.
..........
He couldn't finish it, but his personality had grown tremendously.
Gooey's Courage has increased!
Gooey's Intelligence has increased!
Gooey's Understanding has increased!
Kawasaki looked over.
"Aww, too bad! That'll be 15 dollars."
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Gooey got home. And then he went to sleep. And then he had another dream. Whoopie.
Gooey found himself inside a purple velvet limo. Outside, mist prevented the watching of his surroundings.
"Ah... it seems we have a guest with an intriguing destiny... *chuckle*" Gooey, surprised, found that the limo was not as inpopulated as it first appeared.
(Of course, my writing skills are not good enough to be able to describe the man and woman inside the limo with any sort of quality, so I've provided handy dandy pictures to help with that.
images4.wikia.nocookie.net/megamite...s/1/1a/Igor.jpg and
images1.wikia.nocookie.net/megamite...82/Margaret.jpg respectively. Handy.)
The strange man sitting across from Gooey spoke again. "My name is Igor... I am delighted to make your acquaintance. This place exists between dream and reality, mind and matter... It is a room that only those bound by a "contract" may enter... It may be that such a fate awaits you in the near future. Now then, why don't you introduce yourself?"
Fade to black in Gooey's eyes, which caused some weird name insertion screen to pop up. Being cheeky, Gooey typed in "Batman", but then the loading screen came out and whacked it until it said Gooey.
"Hm... I see. Now, let's take a look into your future, shall we?" Igor put his hand to the table in front of him, and a glowing card appeared.
"Do you believe in fortune telling...?" Igor flung his arm, and suddenly the card split into 7.
"Each reading is done with the same cards, yet the result is always different... *chuckle* Life itself follows the same principles, doesn't it?" Igor flipped a card over.
"Hm... The Tower in the upright position represents the immediate future. It seems a terrible catastrophe is imminent. The card indicating the future beyond that is..." He flipped another.
"The Moon, in the upright position. This card represents "hesitation" and "mystery"... Very interesting indeed. It seems you will encounter a misfortune at your destination, and a great mystery will be imposed upon you. In the coming days, you will enter into a contract of some sort, after which you will return here. The coming year is a turning point in your destiny... if the mystery goes unsolved, your future may be forever lost. My duty is to provide assistance to our guests to ensure that that does not happen." Igor flung his hand again, and the cards disappeared.
"Ah! I have neglected to introduce my assistant to you." Igor gestured Gooey's attention toward the woman sitting on the side of the room.
"This is Margaret. She is a resident of this place, like myself." Igor gestured to Margaret to speak.
"My name is Margaret. I am here to accompany you throughout your journey." Redundant, much? Igor spoke again.
"We shall attend to the details another time. Until then, farewell..." Fade to black.
And then Gooey woke up. He was kinda freaked out at that incomprehensible nonsense that apparently he now dreamed about.
WHAT SHOULD GOOEY DO?
A. Watch the news.
B. Take a cold drink.
C. Go tell Nago and Chuchu.
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B. And upgrade some techs!...or something.
Er... nah.
B.
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Kirby must SAVE! I.e., I choose C. And for Gooey...Watch some potentially mind-numbing news on TV, aka A.
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QUIZ TIIIIME!
11. What did Kirby bite to make Lord British angry, heeho?
A scone.
12. How many pieces did Meta Knight cut Flppto the Martian into?
13. What was the name of the department store Gooey and his friends met at?
14. What was the title of the running music played in Meta Knight's running sequence?
Uhhh.....
15. What is the title of the video game that Kirby really, really hates, heeho?
How would I know?
16. Who was the second ball roller on Kine's team?
......
17. What's the password, ho?
Hocus-pocus.
18. What is a Kirby Game where Whispy Woods was NOT the first boss?
I don't play those.
19. What was the name of that weird random place that MEta Knight and Hompany went to after meeting me, Jack Frost, ho, for the first time?
giyagas
20. What color text was the Candelabrum of Sovreignety written in?
Red.
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11. A.
12. B.
13. A.
14. C.
15. A.
16. A.
17. A.
18. B.
19. B.
20. A.
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Karasu-Tengu Posted: Sep 29 2009, 12:25 AM
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Status:
Kirby
HP: 130/130
SP: 60/60
Skills:
Flame Mixer- Flame attack to 1 enemy, costs 5 SP. Can cause a Burn of sorts.
Gazer Spiral- Physical attack to 3 enemies- enemies to the side are damaged more. Costs 10% HP to use.
Bulletman
HP: 180/180
SP: 40/40
Skills:
Shotgun Vulcan: Gun attack to 1 enemy, damage multiplied by 2.5X the regular power. Costs 10 SP.
Neko Shogun
HP: 80/80
SP: 100/100
Skills:
Zio: Lightning attack to 1 enemy. Takes 5 SP.
Bufu: Ice attack to 1 enemy. Takes 4 SP.
Skull Cracker: Physical attack to 1 enemy, can cause Confusion. Takes 9% HP.
Kirby saved.
Suddenly, the Candelabrum of Sovreignety began to flicker. Kirby thought nothing of it until he and his merry band of 3 were addressed by a MYSTERIOUS VOICE.
"I do not know who you are, but if you have a candelabrum, it is our destiny to fight. Let us duel to the death within my realm, where no one can interrupt us!" Prompt evil portal in the ground, sucking our merry band of 3 into a different realm.
And then they landed.
-Switch tracks, track B22, TALK-
The place they landed in had short cliffs, orange lightning everywhere, and a horrible technicolor cloud above. They all got up.
"Ha Ha I Do Not Think That This Is A Very Good Situation Ha Ha!" Of course, our resident MYSTERIOUS VOICE spoked again.
"...Only one of us shall leave this domain alive. The victor shall claim the loser's candelabrum, and shall return in triumph." Kirby looked forward. Seemed to be a bit more lightning over there.
"You hold a candelabrum... Then, like me, you must be seeking supreme power." Then a giant explosion happened after a laser showed up. When it stopped, there was... well, this guy.
images1.wikia.nocookie.net/megamitensei/images/thumb/d/d6/KazumaKaneko-Matador.jpg/300px-KazumaKaneko-Matador.jpgI like images. Don't you?... Anyway.
"That I cannot allow. Only the greatest warrior is worthy of such power." Prompt camera change to a view showing all four.
"It is meant for a master swordsman, one who, amidst blood and applause, has put an end to countless lives. That warrior is I, Matador." Of course, the name in his nonexistant text box changed to reflect this. Yay, undead matadors.
"It's unfortunate that we have no spectators. But I believe this will be an excellent show regardless, as you and I contend for the candelabra." Camera switch to a shot of Kirby and Co.
"I'm sorry to say, but it seems you are rather weak to be in possession of a candelabrum. You should give it to someone more deserving, like myself... but since it's unlikely you'll heed my advice..." Prompt Matador getting into that pose you see in the picture.
"I challenge you to a duel, to see which of us is truly more deserving of the candelabra. I swear, by my sword and capote, that I will once again prove victorious!! Now, let the battle begin!"
-Switch track, track A12, Fiend-
-BOSS BATTLE! Vs. Fiend Matador-
>Begin
Analyze
Negotiate
Status
Flee
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OOOOOOOOOO
Perfect score! 19/100
Jack Frost smiled at this development. "You're getting better at this, Meta Knight! Well, I'll see you la-" Of course, he wasn't able to finish, considering they both fell into a big room. "Okay, heeho, NOW I'll see you later." He poofed away.
Ka and Kine happened to be there too. "Man... this place isn't kind to a fish!" Ka was more interested in the swivel chair at the end of the room.
"Uh, hey... um, hello? Anyone there?" Prompt awesome evil laugh from the chair, which turned to reveal...
"I, RICHARD HAWK, am going to ask what these cartoon animals are doing in my fortress, owned by I, RICHARD HAWK, Vice President of the United States!" Of course, he looks like this
media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/3564/456747-richardhawk_face_large.jpg Meta Knight looked around. "Look. We just want to go home... except for that mosquito guy, I'm still not entirely sure why he's here anymore. So show us the exit." HE, RICHARD HAWK, laughed again.
"I, RICHARD HAWK, will take no lip from cartoons! I, RICHARD HAWK, have some prior obligations, so I, RICHARD HAWK, will leave you with one of my little pets!" Prompt giant tank bursting through the walls and HE, RICHARD HAWK, riding away in a chopper.
-Switch track, track C09, Metal Fighter-
-BOSS BATTLE! Vs. Dorsey-
Same options as Kirby.
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. Thinking the world was all about her." Yep. Right on schedule. Chuchu turned and saw... herself, but glowing purple and with yellow eyes.
Y SLASH FOR 7% of Gooey's HP.