Post by sineG yuG lareneG on Aug 20, 2010 22:25:40 GMT -5
CheesyPhil
Posted 8/20/2010 8:16:04 PM
message detail Some kids can pee their name into snow. Chuck Norris can pee his name into solid concrete.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo's hiding.
---
Is Halo going to be a playable character? You can't fight aliens without him. - GeneralKenobi85
evildarkscot
Posted 8/20/2010 8:16:57 PM
message detail i rofl at second one
---
A government is a body of people; usually, notably ungoverned.
Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back
guillermo5050
Posted 8/20/2010 8:17:08 PM
message detail Chuck Norris divides exclusively by zero.
---
How the HELL do you plant seedless watermelons?
Me encanta a los pavos. Guillermo was here.
CheesyPhil
Posted 8/20/2010 8:17:37 PM
message detail Yeah, the second one is my personal favorite.
---
Is Halo going to be a playable character? You can't fight aliens without him. - GeneralKenobi85
Karol_Capel
Posted 8/20/2010 8:17:50 PM
message detail Chuck Norris doesn't move. The world moves around him.
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
---
Heartgold FC: 1291-0869-7277
"Fairly cool story, you racist troll." - Burgess
Amber_Marie
Posted 8/20/2010 8:18:07 PM
message detail There isn't a chin under Chuck Norris' beard, but another fist.
---
Warning: This message may contain content unsuitable for younger viewers. Parental discretion is strongly advised.
DrJawless
Posted 8/20/2010 8:18:39 PM
message detail geez, people are stealing my thunder with the "yo mama" topic
01
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
05
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
06
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
07
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
08
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
09
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody.
10
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
www.thechucknorrisfacts.com/
---
>The Doctor is in, Lay down and tell me your problems
Jawless, the dignified gentleman in a top hat and cane.
Spoosoo12
Posted 8/20/2010 8:19:26 PM
message detail In Terminator, when Schwarzenegger's character says "I'll be back" it is implied that he is going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
---
Death be not proud, though some have called thee mighty and dreadful
For thou art not so
Posted 8/20/2010 8:16:04 PM
message detail Some kids can pee their name into snow. Chuck Norris can pee his name into solid concrete.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo's hiding.
---
Is Halo going to be a playable character? You can't fight aliens without him. - GeneralKenobi85
evildarkscot
Posted 8/20/2010 8:16:57 PM
message detail i rofl at second one
---
A government is a body of people; usually, notably ungoverned.
Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back
guillermo5050
Posted 8/20/2010 8:17:08 PM
message detail Chuck Norris divides exclusively by zero.
---
How the HELL do you plant seedless watermelons?
Me encanta a los pavos. Guillermo was here.
CheesyPhil
Posted 8/20/2010 8:17:37 PM
message detail Yeah, the second one is my personal favorite.
---
Is Halo going to be a playable character? You can't fight aliens without him. - GeneralKenobi85
Karol_Capel
Posted 8/20/2010 8:17:50 PM
message detail Chuck Norris doesn't move. The world moves around him.
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
---
Heartgold FC: 1291-0869-7277
"Fairly cool story, you racist troll." - Burgess
Amber_Marie
Posted 8/20/2010 8:18:07 PM
message detail There isn't a chin under Chuck Norris' beard, but another fist.
---
Warning: This message may contain content unsuitable for younger viewers. Parental discretion is strongly advised.
DrJawless
Posted 8/20/2010 8:18:39 PM
message detail geez, people are stealing my thunder with the "yo mama" topic
01
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
05
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
06
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
07
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
08
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
09
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody.
10
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
www.thechucknorrisfacts.com/
---
>The Doctor is in, Lay down and tell me your problems
Jawless, the dignified gentleman in a top hat and cane.
Spoosoo12
Posted 8/20/2010 8:19:26 PM
message detail In Terminator, when Schwarzenegger's character says "I'll be back" it is implied that he is going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
---
Death be not proud, though some have called thee mighty and dreadful
For thou art not so