Post by Karasu-Tengu on Nov 15, 2009 23:03:13 GMT -5
Hi. This is Flamer's story. So it's not mine.
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"Hello and welcome to the world of Pokemon.
I'm Professor Oak.
I study Pokemon.
But first a question.
Are you a boy, or a girl?"
Hank: "Oak.. it's me.. your neighbour. I'm standing right in front of you. Can you seriously not tell that I'm obviously female?"
"So your a girl?
Next, what is your name?"
Hank: "...Sally."
Kara: "Professor Oak... are you having an episode? If not, there's no excuse. But just for humoring purposes, I'll give you a reminder. It's Nicole."
Sage: "Is something wrong with you Professor? You've known me for months and you still don't know my name is Juliet?"
Hank: Wait, scratch my vote. I'm gunna agree with Kara on this one and go with Nicole
Sage: "Gunna" is not a word, Hank.
"So your name is Nicole." A weird looking kid with greasy brown hair walks into the room,
"This is my grandson.
What was his name again?"
Kara: "Oh, right, the jerk. I believe you named him Nathaniel? Either way, he's an idiot."
Sage: Frodo was his name-o.
Hank: I think just Nathan.
"Oh, that's right, now I remember, his name is Nathan!"
"Nathaniel."
"Anyway, now that that's out of the way. Please choose one of these three Pokemon." Oak pointed to a table with three Poke Ball's resting on top,
"(No matter what she chooses, mine'll be better!)"
"Which one would you like? Bulbasaur, Charmander, or lastly, Squirtle?"
Hank: Charmander. Charmander Charmander Charmander.
Kara: Kick Oak down and force him to tell you where the Kabuto is. Because Kabuto is awesome.
Sage: Squirtle!
TGG: Bulbasaur
Wee. I'm different.
"So you choose Charmander? Fine then I'm taking this one!" Nathan grabbed the pokeball with Squirtle.
Let's test out our Pokemon Nicole!" He released Squirtle from the Pokeball.
You release Charmander from it's Pokeball.
"This should be interesting, what attack will you have your Charmander use Nicole?"
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Your choices are Slash and Growl. Either way, three to four turns will win this I think.
Kara: "Dodongo, SLASH HIM TO BITS!"
Hank: Who uses status effecting moves in Pokemon? Slash. Rinse and repeat until dead.
Sage: Slash. Rinse. Repeat.
"Charmander! Scratch!" Charmander scratched Squirtle. His health dropped by a fourth.
"Squirtle! Hydro Pump!" Squirtle merely stared at Nathan like he was as crazy as Prof Oak.
"He doesn't know that one yet Nathan."
"WHAT?!" He stared at Squirtle, "What do you know?"
Squirtle used tail whip! Charmander's defense dropped slightly.
"Hey Nathan! Isn't my pokemon awesome?!"
"I hate you gramps!"
"Charmander! Scratch!" A repeat of last time, but Charmander hit its weakpoint delivering a critical hit. Squirtle's health is in the red now.
"Attack Squirtle!" Squirtle used tackle. But it failed. Charmander then used Scratch and caused Squirtle to faint.
"Pay up Nathan."
"(I really hate you gramps.)"
You won 100 Poke!
"Impressive battle. I can't believe I forgot to mention this, but would you like to give your Charmander a nickname?"
Kara: "Sure, why not? How about I name it... Jeager? Yeah, Jeager sounds good."
Hank: Chester, pl0x.
Sage: Segata Sanshiro.
"So your Charmander is now Jeager?"
"Why don't I get to name my Squirtle gramps?"
"Because you lost the battle Nathan."
"..."
"I have a request for the two of you. My dream is to collect data on every pokemon in existance." Oak walked over to a desk and returned handing you and Nathan a weird red device, "These are Pokedex's. When you encounter a Pokemon, it'll be recorded into it's memory. I want you two to take care of this for me."
"Why don't you just do it?"
"I'm too old now.(I just don't want to.)"
"Fine then. Smell you two later." Nathan stormed out of the building, then came back a few seconds later, "Oh and I'm telling my sister not to give you a Map of Kanto. So don't even bother." He left this time.
"Bye Oak." You then leave out and head towards Route 1. You see some grass rustling nearby. When suddenly, an wild Pidgey flys out at you!
Battle, or run?
Hank: Kill it dead.
Kara: Kick it in the face and give JEager the EXP.
You then, out of suprise kick it in the face causing it to faint.
Jeager won 10 Stolen EXP. Jeager leveled up to 2.
"Impressive. You know, your supposed to let your pokemon do the fighting, not do so yourself." A voice from your pocket says. You realize it's your pokedex, "You mind letting me out? It's dark in here." You consider whether or not to let it out of your pocket.
Do you?
Hank: What? I didn't hear a voice. Continue on.
Kara: Pull it out, describe the horrible fates that could befall it, then put it back while it sobs.
FMP: Promise to let it out only if it gives you an Eevee.
“Did I hear something? I must be going crazy.”
“I’m begging you! It’s cold and scary here.”
“I’ll let you out if you give me an Eevee.”
“…I’m afraid I can’t do that Nicole.” You then get annoyed and pull it out anyway.
“If you don’t stop whining, I will personally have you hacked and given a virus. Then, I’ll remove your internal memory chip, and after that…oh that’s when the real fun begins.” You have a sinister smirk on your face as you threaten the pokedex. It begins sobbing in fear as you pocket it once more. After a short uneventful walk, you come across a small minded man standing away from the grass.
He holds out a potion. “Would you like to try a free sample?”
“Why are you out here in the middle of nowhere handing out free potions?”
“Lady Nicole, I’d seriously recommend extreme caution. Something’s not right about this.”
“Why are your jeans talking to you?” You then pull the Pokedex out again,
“I told you to stop your whining. Do you want me to throw you in a lake or something?”
“Please no!” You pocket it again after remembering to turn the volume down.
“(Lets see you annoy me now, Kedex.)”
“(She’s going to regret this.)”
“I’m out here handing out free potions to celebrate the grand opening of Viridian city grocery store.
Would you like one?”
Fenris: YESH.
Kara: Kick the guy in the face and give a nearby Rattata the experience, prompting him to join your party without a Pokéball.
"Yesh."
"Okay, here you go." He hands you the potion bottle, "(Eh hehehe, the Rockets will pay me a fortune for all this hard work.)"
"(Something doesn't seem right about this guy.)" You then kick the guy in the face knocking him out. You hope that the nearby Ratatta will get the EXP and join your party without a Pokeball, but it instead leaps out and bites your shoe, then returns to the high grass and out of sight.
"BACK TO ADVENTURE!" Kedex yells from his hiding place.
"...do I have to tell you again?"
"I'll be good."
You then, for good measure kick the guy hard in the side to make sure you didn't kill him. A gasp of pain is uttered.
You then proceed onward unchallenged and into Viridian City.
"Well Lady, if I may ask, where to first?"
Fenris: Pace back and forth in the tall grass for several hours, battling continually and making your starter pokemon stupidly powerful.
Kara: Then kick Jeager and give Jeager the experience. Until he is a Charizard.
You then kick Jeager thinking it will give him EXP. He gets mad and bites you out of anger. You then, for no reason at all wander for days on end having Jeager, who you finally managed to calm down fight random battles for EXP. After two straight weeks, your Jeager is evolved into a Charizard.
"Lady, I believe you have too much time on your hands."
"Quiet you."
"Anyway, Nicole, now that your Jeager is a total badass, what will you do now?"
Hank: Catch a pikachu in the forest pl0x. And name it Chester.
FMP: AND THEN see if you can find an Eevee
“I’d like to catch a Pikachu.”
“Your in luck then, Pikachu’s are native to the Viridian Forest just outside of town. Infact it reminds me of my eighth birthday whe-” You turn the volume on Kedex all the way down.
“Excellent.” You head towards the forest in the distance when suddenly,
“GIT OFFA MAH LAWN!” An old man is standing in the path and proceeds to fire his shotgun up into the air. You then open Kedex in fear.
“What do I do now?!”
“and that’s how I saved Christmas.” Kedex had went through his rant the whole time while muted,
“What we’re you saying again?”
“What the **** do I do?!” You scream at it. The shot gun wielding rube is blocking the way out of town.
“What do you think you should do?”
FMP: YOu have a Charizard. USE IT!
Hank: A little bit of this^
Kara: Grab Jeager and use him as nunchakus.
Fenris: Forget your Charizard! Go catch a Caterpie and have it fight old-shotgun-man.
“Get em Charizard!” you summon your badass level 37 Charizard and sic it on him.
“BURN HIM!” Unfortunately you do not have the proper badge to handle such a powerful Pokemon.
Charizard hurt himself in his confusion.
Old Man throws Teeth. Charizard took 1 point of damage.
Charizard used growl. Old man uses shot gun so nothing happens,
Old Man uses shot gun blast! Charizard has fainted.
“Oh no! Now Imma catch a Caterpie and whoop your tail!”
“Caterpie’s are native to Viridian Forest…which this nut is currently blocking.” Kedex would have face palmed if he had hands or a face. You then try to grab Charizard and use him like nunchakus. However, Charizard weighs too much for you to even budge, let alone pick up and sling around.
“Seems we’re running out of options Nicole. What next?”
TGG: Go get a gun of your own and shoot the crazy guy. If that fails through Kedex at him.
FMP: Go catch a Mankey off Route 22 or whatever that route west off Viridian is, level it up a few levels (NOT A LOT, like you did Charizard, pl0x) and then challenge the old man again. If THAT doesn't work...Find a gun.
Hank: Use mind games to trick the old man into putting his gun down.
"Forget this!" You run off down the path towards Route 22 in hopes of catching a Mankey and training it up to managable levels, then unleashing it's kung fu fury on the crazy old man. Just before you reach the grass,
"I told you I'd smell you later!" Nathan is blocking your progress to the grass.
Rival Nathan would like to battle.
"And the names Nathaniel!"
Go Charizard!
Get em Wartortle!
"This is not going to end well Nicole.(I hope she knows how to cheat, or we're pretty much done.)"
"Your move Nicole, not that it matters. I've got this fight in the bag!"
FMP: He only THINKS he has this fight in the bag. But you've got a Mankey. Sic 'im on Nathan so that Wartortle is *coughSOMEWHATcough* powerless.
Hank: "Hey, isn't that *insert the name of some famous Kanto star here* over there looking for somebody with a Warturtle to battle!?!?!"
....run. And use mind games on the grandpa so you can get to that damn Pikachu of yours... after going to the Pokecenter.
Sage: Remind Nathan that his Wartortle only has the moves Tail Whip and Bubblebeam.
"Y'know Nathan, your Wartortle only knows Tail Whip and Bubblebeam. I could take it down any time."
for a second you think you have a Mankey to sic on him...but you haven't caught one yet, and you still lack Pokeballs to catch one with. You opt to run away and live to battle another day.
"Hey, isn't that Duplica over there looking for somebody with a Warturtle to battle!?!?!" Nathan is temporarily distracted and you take this oppertunity to run back to where the old man was,
"GIT OFFA MAH LAWN!"
"Don't hurt the little puppy!" You yell.
"What puppy?!" He lowers the shot gun.
"The one in your hand. Hand him to me, please." The old man is confused. He looks down in his hands, he appears to still be holding his trusty shot gun.
"Are you sure this is a dog?"
"Yeah, it seems to be unconscious. Please hand my dog back to me. I'm begging you." He foolishly hands you the gun thinking he's seeing things. "Thanks mister." You then bypass him while he's still temporarily confused and flee into the viridian forest to catch a Pikachu.
Holy crap! Nicole found a Pikachu!
You then look at your inventory...no pokeballs. >_<
"I tried to tell you earlier...but you muted me. What now?"
FMP: Go buy some Pokeballs using money you somehow started off with at the beginning of your adventure!
Kara: Pull a baton out of nowhere and lead the Pikachu to the Pokemart, where it should go willingly into the Pokeball.
Hank: Just use mind games or something similar to lead the Pikachu into your team.
XNP: Slam its head with the butt of the shotgun, then carry the unconscious Pokemon to the Mart, buy balls, and use one.
Fenris: Escort the pikachu back to the poke-mart at gunpoint. Then, if you don't have any money, threaten the shopkeeper with the pikcachu that you are threating with a gun.
Got that?
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The stage is yours, Flamer.
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"Hello and welcome to the world of Pokemon.
I'm Professor Oak.
I study Pokemon.
But first a question.
Are you a boy, or a girl?"
Hank: "Oak.. it's me.. your neighbour. I'm standing right in front of you. Can you seriously not tell that I'm obviously female?"
"So your a girl?
Next, what is your name?"
Hank: "...Sally."
Kara: "Professor Oak... are you having an episode? If not, there's no excuse. But just for humoring purposes, I'll give you a reminder. It's Nicole."
Sage: "Is something wrong with you Professor? You've known me for months and you still don't know my name is Juliet?"
Hank: Wait, scratch my vote. I'm gunna agree with Kara on this one and go with Nicole
Sage: "Gunna" is not a word, Hank.
"So your name is Nicole." A weird looking kid with greasy brown hair walks into the room,
"This is my grandson.
What was his name again?"
Kara: "Oh, right, the jerk. I believe you named him Nathaniel? Either way, he's an idiot."
Sage: Frodo was his name-o.
Hank: I think just Nathan.
"Oh, that's right, now I remember, his name is Nathan!"
"Nathaniel."
"Anyway, now that that's out of the way. Please choose one of these three Pokemon." Oak pointed to a table with three Poke Ball's resting on top,
"(No matter what she chooses, mine'll be better!)"
"Which one would you like? Bulbasaur, Charmander, or lastly, Squirtle?"
Hank: Charmander. Charmander Charmander Charmander.
Kara: Kick Oak down and force him to tell you where the Kabuto is. Because Kabuto is awesome.
Sage: Squirtle!
TGG: Bulbasaur
Wee. I'm different.
"So you choose Charmander? Fine then I'm taking this one!" Nathan grabbed the pokeball with Squirtle.
Let's test out our Pokemon Nicole!" He released Squirtle from the Pokeball.
You release Charmander from it's Pokeball.
"This should be interesting, what attack will you have your Charmander use Nicole?"
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Your choices are Slash and Growl. Either way, three to four turns will win this I think.
Kara: "Dodongo, SLASH HIM TO BITS!"
Hank: Who uses status effecting moves in Pokemon? Slash. Rinse and repeat until dead.
Sage: Slash. Rinse. Repeat.
"Charmander! Scratch!" Charmander scratched Squirtle. His health dropped by a fourth.
"Squirtle! Hydro Pump!" Squirtle merely stared at Nathan like he was as crazy as Prof Oak.
"He doesn't know that one yet Nathan."
"WHAT?!" He stared at Squirtle, "What do you know?"
Squirtle used tail whip! Charmander's defense dropped slightly.
"Hey Nathan! Isn't my pokemon awesome?!"
"I hate you gramps!"
"Charmander! Scratch!" A repeat of last time, but Charmander hit its weakpoint delivering a critical hit. Squirtle's health is in the red now.
"Attack Squirtle!" Squirtle used tackle. But it failed. Charmander then used Scratch and caused Squirtle to faint.
"Pay up Nathan."
"(I really hate you gramps.)"
You won 100 Poke!
"Impressive battle. I can't believe I forgot to mention this, but would you like to give your Charmander a nickname?"
Kara: "Sure, why not? How about I name it... Jeager? Yeah, Jeager sounds good."
Hank: Chester, pl0x.
Sage: Segata Sanshiro.
"So your Charmander is now Jeager?"
"Why don't I get to name my Squirtle gramps?"
"Because you lost the battle Nathan."
"..."
"I have a request for the two of you. My dream is to collect data on every pokemon in existance." Oak walked over to a desk and returned handing you and Nathan a weird red device, "These are Pokedex's. When you encounter a Pokemon, it'll be recorded into it's memory. I want you two to take care of this for me."
"Why don't you just do it?"
"I'm too old now.(I just don't want to.)"
"Fine then. Smell you two later." Nathan stormed out of the building, then came back a few seconds later, "Oh and I'm telling my sister not to give you a Map of Kanto. So don't even bother." He left this time.
"Bye Oak." You then leave out and head towards Route 1. You see some grass rustling nearby. When suddenly, an wild Pidgey flys out at you!
Battle, or run?
Hank: Kill it dead.
Kara: Kick it in the face and give JEager the EXP.
You then, out of suprise kick it in the face causing it to faint.
Jeager won 10 Stolen EXP. Jeager leveled up to 2.
"Impressive. You know, your supposed to let your pokemon do the fighting, not do so yourself." A voice from your pocket says. You realize it's your pokedex, "You mind letting me out? It's dark in here." You consider whether or not to let it out of your pocket.
Do you?
Hank: What? I didn't hear a voice. Continue on.
Kara: Pull it out, describe the horrible fates that could befall it, then put it back while it sobs.
FMP: Promise to let it out only if it gives you an Eevee.
“Did I hear something? I must be going crazy.”
“I’m begging you! It’s cold and scary here.”
“I’ll let you out if you give me an Eevee.”
“…I’m afraid I can’t do that Nicole.” You then get annoyed and pull it out anyway.
“If you don’t stop whining, I will personally have you hacked and given a virus. Then, I’ll remove your internal memory chip, and after that…oh that’s when the real fun begins.” You have a sinister smirk on your face as you threaten the pokedex. It begins sobbing in fear as you pocket it once more. After a short uneventful walk, you come across a small minded man standing away from the grass.
He holds out a potion. “Would you like to try a free sample?”
“Why are you out here in the middle of nowhere handing out free potions?”
“Lady Nicole, I’d seriously recommend extreme caution. Something’s not right about this.”
“Why are your jeans talking to you?” You then pull the Pokedex out again,
“I told you to stop your whining. Do you want me to throw you in a lake or something?”
“Please no!” You pocket it again after remembering to turn the volume down.
“(Lets see you annoy me now, Kedex.)”
“(She’s going to regret this.)”
“I’m out here handing out free potions to celebrate the grand opening of Viridian city grocery store.
Would you like one?”
Fenris: YESH.
Kara: Kick the guy in the face and give a nearby Rattata the experience, prompting him to join your party without a Pokéball.
"Yesh."
"Okay, here you go." He hands you the potion bottle, "(Eh hehehe, the Rockets will pay me a fortune for all this hard work.)"
"(Something doesn't seem right about this guy.)" You then kick the guy in the face knocking him out. You hope that the nearby Ratatta will get the EXP and join your party without a Pokeball, but it instead leaps out and bites your shoe, then returns to the high grass and out of sight.
"BACK TO ADVENTURE!" Kedex yells from his hiding place.
"...do I have to tell you again?"
"I'll be good."
You then, for good measure kick the guy hard in the side to make sure you didn't kill him. A gasp of pain is uttered.
You then proceed onward unchallenged and into Viridian City.
"Well Lady, if I may ask, where to first?"
Fenris: Pace back and forth in the tall grass for several hours, battling continually and making your starter pokemon stupidly powerful.
Kara: Then kick Jeager and give Jeager the experience. Until he is a Charizard.
You then kick Jeager thinking it will give him EXP. He gets mad and bites you out of anger. You then, for no reason at all wander for days on end having Jeager, who you finally managed to calm down fight random battles for EXP. After two straight weeks, your Jeager is evolved into a Charizard.
"Lady, I believe you have too much time on your hands."
"Quiet you."
"Anyway, Nicole, now that your Jeager is a total badass, what will you do now?"
Hank: Catch a pikachu in the forest pl0x. And name it Chester.
FMP: AND THEN see if you can find an Eevee
“I’d like to catch a Pikachu.”
“Your in luck then, Pikachu’s are native to the Viridian Forest just outside of town. Infact it reminds me of my eighth birthday whe-” You turn the volume on Kedex all the way down.
“Excellent.” You head towards the forest in the distance when suddenly,
“GIT OFFA MAH LAWN!” An old man is standing in the path and proceeds to fire his shotgun up into the air. You then open Kedex in fear.
“What do I do now?!”
“and that’s how I saved Christmas.” Kedex had went through his rant the whole time while muted,
“What we’re you saying again?”
“What the **** do I do?!” You scream at it. The shot gun wielding rube is blocking the way out of town.
“What do you think you should do?”
FMP: YOu have a Charizard. USE IT!
Hank: A little bit of this^
Kara: Grab Jeager and use him as nunchakus.
Fenris: Forget your Charizard! Go catch a Caterpie and have it fight old-shotgun-man.
“Get em Charizard!” you summon your badass level 37 Charizard and sic it on him.
“BURN HIM!” Unfortunately you do not have the proper badge to handle such a powerful Pokemon.
Charizard hurt himself in his confusion.
Old Man throws Teeth. Charizard took 1 point of damage.
Charizard used growl. Old man uses shot gun so nothing happens,
Old Man uses shot gun blast! Charizard has fainted.
“Oh no! Now Imma catch a Caterpie and whoop your tail!”
“Caterpie’s are native to Viridian Forest…which this nut is currently blocking.” Kedex would have face palmed if he had hands or a face. You then try to grab Charizard and use him like nunchakus. However, Charizard weighs too much for you to even budge, let alone pick up and sling around.
“Seems we’re running out of options Nicole. What next?”
TGG: Go get a gun of your own and shoot the crazy guy. If that fails through Kedex at him.
FMP: Go catch a Mankey off Route 22 or whatever that route west off Viridian is, level it up a few levels (NOT A LOT, like you did Charizard, pl0x) and then challenge the old man again. If THAT doesn't work...Find a gun.
Hank: Use mind games to trick the old man into putting his gun down.
"Forget this!" You run off down the path towards Route 22 in hopes of catching a Mankey and training it up to managable levels, then unleashing it's kung fu fury on the crazy old man. Just before you reach the grass,
"I told you I'd smell you later!" Nathan is blocking your progress to the grass.
Rival Nathan would like to battle.
"And the names Nathaniel!"
Go Charizard!
Get em Wartortle!
"This is not going to end well Nicole.(I hope she knows how to cheat, or we're pretty much done.)"
"Your move Nicole, not that it matters. I've got this fight in the bag!"
FMP: He only THINKS he has this fight in the bag. But you've got a Mankey. Sic 'im on Nathan so that Wartortle is *coughSOMEWHATcough* powerless.
Hank: "Hey, isn't that *insert the name of some famous Kanto star here* over there looking for somebody with a Warturtle to battle!?!?!"
....run. And use mind games on the grandpa so you can get to that damn Pikachu of yours... after going to the Pokecenter.
Sage: Remind Nathan that his Wartortle only has the moves Tail Whip and Bubblebeam.
"Y'know Nathan, your Wartortle only knows Tail Whip and Bubblebeam. I could take it down any time."
for a second you think you have a Mankey to sic on him...but you haven't caught one yet, and you still lack Pokeballs to catch one with. You opt to run away and live to battle another day.
"Hey, isn't that Duplica over there looking for somebody with a Warturtle to battle!?!?!" Nathan is temporarily distracted and you take this oppertunity to run back to where the old man was,
"GIT OFFA MAH LAWN!"
"Don't hurt the little puppy!" You yell.
"What puppy?!" He lowers the shot gun.
"The one in your hand. Hand him to me, please." The old man is confused. He looks down in his hands, he appears to still be holding his trusty shot gun.
"Are you sure this is a dog?"
"Yeah, it seems to be unconscious. Please hand my dog back to me. I'm begging you." He foolishly hands you the gun thinking he's seeing things. "Thanks mister." You then bypass him while he's still temporarily confused and flee into the viridian forest to catch a Pikachu.
Holy crap! Nicole found a Pikachu!
You then look at your inventory...no pokeballs. >_<
"I tried to tell you earlier...but you muted me. What now?"
FMP: Go buy some Pokeballs using money you somehow started off with at the beginning of your adventure!
Kara: Pull a baton out of nowhere and lead the Pikachu to the Pokemart, where it should go willingly into the Pokeball.
Hank: Just use mind games or something similar to lead the Pikachu into your team.
XNP: Slam its head with the butt of the shotgun, then carry the unconscious Pokemon to the Mart, buy balls, and use one.
Fenris: Escort the pikachu back to the poke-mart at gunpoint. Then, if you don't have any money, threaten the shopkeeper with the pikcachu that you are threating with a gun.
Got that?
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The stage is yours, Flamer.
