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Second Chance Agency
Day 0

General: General Guy
Main Captain: Yin-Yarn
Messenger: Ridley

Base: Star Haven
Base Defenses:
Star Storm Crystal (40 Days)

Alliances: None
Enemies: None


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Enslaved Adopted Star Kids: 0
Battle Points: 0

Troops:
2,000 Shy Guys (basic unit)
2,000 Space Pirates (ranged unit)
1,000 Yarn Waddledees (support unit)

Total: 5,000

Troop Equipment/Abilities:

None

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War Machines:

None

Artifacts:

None

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Projects:
(0/100) Obtain the Star Rod (Artifact: Grants a wish that varies by user[50 being done via quest])
(0/40) Imbue troops with phazon (All-around upgrade)
(0/30) Tame the Terrorist Imps (Uber Unit)
(0/20) Aerial Upgrade (Troops get their flying form)

Completed Projects:

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Factories:

None

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Log:

Star Haven had been taken by many enemies in the past, but nowadays it served as a rehab center for war veterans while the Star Spirits purged their sanctuary of Shy Guy blood and repaired damage caused by X-Nauts.

Shy Guy #7219 had been through a lot in his young life. When General Guy had become their leader to protect them from bullies back in the old days, everything was fine and peaceful. But then he got bigger ideas in his head. Soon General Guy assembled more Shy Guys, and they endured many brutal experiences throughout their lives. They had been sieged by communists forces further than the eye could see. A Yeti had come and brutally beat them to death with their own limbs. Koopas, creatures from the moon, vicious bloodsucking pirates... He'd seen it all. But then they had been wiped out to near-extinction.

With the Shy Guys gone, the survivors went off and had some peaceful few years. But even then they faced more problems. A psychotic toad started rounding them up all, turning them into monstrosities. He figured he was the only one who survived; the toad in question went an an assault against Glitz Pit before he was experimented on, and the freaks there overpowered their captors.

Even then troubles weren't over. If it wasn't bad enough that only a handful of non-savage Shy Guys were left, General Guy had reappeared and took over Toad Town, weaponizing anything in reach. One day a band of hostile Goombas appeared in what resembled the Shroob Mothership. They blasted the tribute to their old home in a matter of minutes. Seizing the opportunity, he fled the scene of destruction.

Many of the others were in the room; an Imp who had nearly been drowned by his leader, and had been forced into learning terrorism. There was a great many Koopas and Monty Moles. Even a clown that appeared to be headless was there.

And like the fateful day years ago in Toad Town, the wall of the sanctuary burst as a jumble of colorful blocks came trundling in.

Most of the Koopas screamed and hit the deck. The Monty Moles fled and the headless clown ran right off the edge of Star Haven, plummeting to the ground hundreds of feet below as he had done once before. Shy Guy #7216 knew right then and there that his life would be forever plagued by his insane leader.

General Guy climbed out as the engine of the Toy Tank sputtered to a halt.

"Why does this keep happening? I built this just to bust down walls."

"So... Can I be your second in command, please?" The voice emanated from what looked like a fishbowl under the crook of General Guy's arm. This seemed to enrage him.

"After all you've done? You're lucky I don't roast you alive! At least Ridley can provide some pirates. I think he's busy eating all the star kids. You see, that's a real demon."

"But... I sunk my base, that's pretty scary, right?"

"That's just stupidity. The yarn guy is an idiot, but at least he's useful."

General Guy glanced around at the damage he caused, as well as the Imp flinging exploding feces outside. He could hear star kids screaming outside as Space Pirates blasted them out of the air. Hopefully they didn't kill all of them; he'd need some slaves to man his future factories. Didn't matter. He was going to be the one granting wishes now, and he had his own desire in mind. With a casual kick, Yami was nearly sent spinning off the edge.

"Okay, I get it. You need some time to think things over. Amaterasu be with yo-"

"Just... shut up."

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I'm actually writing a quest for this army. I guarantee that I'll see it through.

And I'm portraying Yami as a religion-confused wimp. My uber troops are also Imps that have become terrorists. Please direct all hate towards Hippo for teaching his troops the Terrorist Song and having Yami say "God."










*cut to a scene with a Shy Guy with a fishbowl in his arms, flying to Star Haven on a skeletal pterodactyl with a dark Swooper and a Toad lacking arms. *

"So... as I was saying, I can be your second-in-command, please?" The Shy Guy looked enraged.

"You nearly wrecked everything, you insufferable... thing! It's a miracle you didn't kill us all!"

"But those other guys, they're almost dead, right? Who else will step up?"

"Someone that hasn't been a bigger failure than you. Just because I'm leading castaways and misfits to victory doesn't mean you get to do anything important." After blasting a few comets that conjured out of the air, Ridley landed. It seemed Star Haven was deserted. Didn't matter; he would be the one granting wishes now. Suddenly a thread of yarn appeared out of midair and formed the outline of a wizard. General Guy sighed. Yin-Yarn again.

"Howdy there. We might've gotten off to a bad start... but hey, we failed to kill each other, so that makes us like brothers. Or neighbors."

At least he was better than the fish thing. He tossed Yami aside, nearly causing him to plummet thousands of feet.

"Okay boss, I get it. You need to think things over. Amaterasu be with you-"

"Just... shut up."

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Star Rod, Granter of Desires (General Guy)

There has been few usages of the Star Rod, but it is a source of immense power. Once a battle, it is capable of granting a wish that reflects the user's ambitions. Only the deepest desires are granted; you may be on the verge of death, but survival hasn't exactly been your life's goal, has it? Effects such as boost in strength only last a single update, While it varies by users, these are it's effects when used by Second Chance's high personnel:

Star Rod, Granter of Desires (100 Days)

There has been few usages of the Star Rod, but it is a source of immense power. Once a battle, it is capable of granting a wish that reflects the user's ambitions. Only the deepest desires are granted; you may be on the verge of death, but survival hasn't exactly been your life's goal, has it? All effects fade after one update, though. While it varies by users, these are it's effects when used by Second Chance's high personnel:

Major Captains:
General Guy: No longer leader of the Shy Guy Army, he'll do his best to lead these losers to victory. General Guy will be able to control every troop in Second Chance at once, making their functionality something to be feared.
Werman: Soon, the world shall be purged of these cretins. Acid rain will fall on the battlefield and drain enemies of their lives.
Infini T.: To understand the composition of everything... Then throw all the laws out the window. An amalgam that would shame MissingNo. will run rampage through the battle, bringing disorder and unpredictability with it.
Yami: Once again becoming the Lord of Darkness, Yami will plunge the battlefield into a deep fog which his minions can run free through.
Yin-Yarn: A cast-off villain, never making it big. Well, with this, Yin-Yarn will be the biggest thing on the battlefield, becoming the size of a giant battleship.

Minor Captains:
King Boo: If Charlie Sheen can be winning, so can he. With luck that'll shame a leprechaun, his hax will be insane; weapons missing, doors conveniently being unlocked, artifacts carelessly left out in the open...
Ancient Minister: Why must we all fight? All fighting will temporary cease, giving us time to make a break for it.
Rawk Hawk: It ain't a real battle until the enemies FEEL the RAWK! Gaining immense durability, Rawk Hawk will engage battle with a single foe and can even combat a hero, but despite all the flashy action, the enemy will take almost no damage, though they won't be able to shake Rawk Hawk easily.
Luigi: The Green Thunder strikes like lightning! Almost opposite of Rawk Hawk, Luigi becomes Mr. L and gains the Brobot, which is capable of wrecking havoc on opposing machines.
Adeleine: There needs to be more beauty in the world. Utilizing the Star Rod like a paintbrush, she doodles a colorful star in the sky, that shortly crashes to the ground and explodes in a supernova of elements.

Ambassadors:
Ridley: He's a commander, gosh darnit! He deserves respect, if even as an intergalactic bounty hunter! Ridley will gain immense durability and will zero in on a target, being able to capture officers with relative ease.
Spiro: Look at all these monsters, ravaging the land... Focusing his energies, a forest sprouts up on the battlefield, being a hindrance to forces.
Dark Koopatrol: Good thing he got all his chili out of- WOAH WHERE'D THOSE THINGS COME FROM? For every troop on the battlefield, a Puni appears, which, by itself, isn't even noticeable, their only saving grace is that they're immune to most indirect forms of damage. But when there's thousands of 'em swarming towards you...

Xaosologos, Book of Creation (Werman)
-Information on everything
-Predicts an enemy's strategy
-Changes property of an object
-Captures enemies

Chronus, Fist of Ages (Infini T.)
-Can banish an object to the future
-Slows/speeds present
-Pulls something from the past
-Restores something to prior condition

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Infini T. (100 Days)

Once general of an army comprised of genetic mutates, Infini T. quite enjoys seeing the results of his experiments. He has a robotic arm capable of injecting any sentient creature with microscopic robots that alter their genetic code and causes rapid acceleration of- eh, doesn't anyone really care about sci-fi descriptions? Injected troops will mutate and have enhanced primary traits, such as a Koopa get spiked shells, or a Goomba getting an iron head. These troops will go berserk and attack friend or foe, though they will never attack Infini T.
Upgrade: We've taken the liberty of enhancing his mutated arm. Now his arm can conduct signals that- eh, I'm bad at sci-fi stuff anyways. His tentacle can hack into machines are control them.

Werman (100 Days)

Werman's been pretty downcast since he lost his book. But that doesn't mean he can't preform some of his own tricks. As a stereotypical species of bat, he draws blood from his enemies to provide some healing. But his real specialty lies in absorbing knowledge. For every creature he kills, he also gains their knowledge, providing him with information on their weaknesses, and in some cases, their strategy.
Upgrade Not content with his limited knowledge, Werman now skills in scrying, able to locate valuable and notable people and objects. Good luck surprising him.

Yami (50 Days)

Supposedly the lord of darkness, this wimp doesn't no what to believe or what to do. Although he lacks direct combat abilities, he rolls incredible fast, and can slap troops with various religious books. Despite what it may seem, this actually has a surprising effect on troops. They lose their memory and become skilled in a random profession.
Arsonist: Troops will inexplictably gain the ability to cause fire and will run about settling stuff aflame.
Nerds: Enemies will desire to know how machines work. They'll start dismantling anything they can lay their hands on.
Nudists: They gotta let the world see the gift they were given. Troops wearing clothes will discard them, generally scarring anyone to gaze upon them.
Terrorists: The urge to destroy fills them. Troops gain the ability to explode, and will try to hijack machines and crash them.

Yin-Yarn (50 Days)

The infamous wizard of Patchland, Yin-Yarn is a wizard made completely out of yarn, and as you would imagine, has made him a poor choice for combat. However, he's capable of quilting things in an instant, being able to repair damage done to structures, machines, etc. given enough time.

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Game Guy: Takes over a person

Black Jewel: Turns corpses into incredibly weak but annoying troops.

Dark Star: Controls darkness

MOM: Annoying virus that shuts down machines

Mysterious Sign Painter: Gives misleading orders to enemy troops



Peanut M: Acts as sensor and healing amulet.

Infinite Sock: Sucks up set amount of things to be taken after battle

The Cowbell of the Siren: Lulls troops to sleep.

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Acid Rain: Slow fatigue
Star Barrier Crystal: Force Field
Phazon Cloud: Poisons enemies
Angry Sun: Causes heat

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UWM: Leviathan Battleship

The Leviathan Battleship is like no other. It isn't a giant warship of death, nor is it some cranky old man with the powers of a god. It hasn't a single gun on it's surface, and it's purpose isn't to transport or even survive. No, it instead fuses with your base. The Leviathan Battleship is basically a seed, it's purpose to spread phazon corruption throughout a base. Unless action is taken, your troops will slowly succumb to the phazon being pumped by this armored creature. As powerful as it sounds, it has no way of defending itself against enemy fire, and has to rely on our troops to defend it. It can part prematurely, but then any damage it caused to the base will disappear shortly after.



UWM: Retribution

Some of the captains couldn't part with their old armies entirely. Banding together, they constructed a patchwork monstrosity created from several machines, most prominently The Toybox, Tectonic and Mobile Island.


UWM: Game Guy

Ah, the old Shy Guy captain. Sent to a RE and murdered viciously, then brought back from the afterlife in the most painful way possible, only to die again by a person who shall not be appearing in this description... Good times. But the sour old soul has other ideas in mind. In our hunts for fallen generals, we've come across countless UWMs, and Game Guy has the unfortunate tendency to control machines. But it's alright, because
he's been reprogrammed to take his rage out on enemies. Now he's a big 'ol conglomerate of things.

Leviathan Battleship: Now this is a curious machine. It appears to be organic in nature with some machine-like qualities. There isn't a single firearm on it's surface. This comprises his main body, and is essentially a giant alien squid probe. It's constantly surrounded in a cloud of concentrated phazon, ready to corrupt the bodies and minds of anyone unfortunate enough to get near it. But what's more is that he can plop down somewhere where it'll really hurt the enemy. After a while of immobility, it builds up and spreads out, leaving lasting damage to the foundation of the base.
Lavalava Volcano: (head)
Subspace Gunship: (right arm)
Tectonic: (legs)

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King Boo: Hustles troops out of their equipment so I can arm a set amount of mine. Immune to melee damage.
Waluigi: Sabotages machines, sneaky.
Kirby: Copies enemy troops
Master/Crazy Hand: Throws large obj6ects
Yin-Yarn: Mastery over yarn, evasive.
Tingle: Makes something random happen
Rawk Hawk: Disheartens enemies, fights dirty.
Gohma: Web maker.
Koopa Bros: Uses swift hit-and-run tactics to disorient the enemy.
Luigi: Distracts enemies with big talk
Imperator Ix: Steals energy from machines/defenses
Yoshi: Produces scrap from eating foes
Peach: Can make enemies enraged, peaceful, depressed, or lusty because screw Calm it does nothing.
Dragonzamasu: Switches between fire and water
Sand Bird: Blinds enemies
Ancient Minister: Causes enemies to stop fighting
Rosalina: Casts forcefield around a subject
Derek Stiles: Medic/Biological warfare
General Grevious: Fast repairer
Rayman: Limbless guy who can sneak around easily
Shadow Koopatrol/Deathkoopa: TGG in Koopa form.
Adeleine: Paints minions, with strength depending on how long taken.
Cardboard Cutout of Bowser: Joke machine that scares Yami to death, though perhaps pull some trickery with this?

Artifacts:
Black Doom
Black Jewel
Dark Star
Denpuu
TMSP
MOM

Troops:
Gohmalings
Batadons
Vagrant Toads


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King Boo: Acts like a gambler; often talks a lot and emphasizing current state of affairs.
Kirby: Speechless friendly guy
Master/Crazy Hand: Acts like omnipotent admin
Yin-Yarn: Idiot
Tingle: Close as I can in-game
Rawk Hawk: Narcissist, brags a lot and underhanded insults.
Gohma: Extends syllables, little talk.
Koopa Bros: Iunno, lot of Yeahs! and stuff.
Luigi: Boasts a lot.
Imperator Ix: Gonna be lazy and say a lot like Yin-Yarn but more much self-centered
Yoshi: Says nothing but Yoshi.
Peach: Moody
Dragonzamasu: Screw this guy he has no personality.
Sand Bird: Speechless
Ancient Minister: Pacifist personality.
Rosalina: Motherly I guess.
Derek Stiles: Ladies man.
General Grevious: "We did nothing."
Rayman: In Joe's words, a stoner.
Shadow Koopatrol/Deathkoopa: TGG in Koopa form. Chili, roaches, dead Chimera, etc.
Adeleine: Tomboyish
Bruce T.: Crazy toad with a bazooka
Cardboard Cutout of Bowser: Says nothing except dark and violent things to Yami

Artifacts:
Black Doom: Iunno
Black Jewel: Iunno again
Dark Star: Gives self a bunch of titles, says enemies are doomed.
Denpuu: Like Bartimaeous I suppose.
TMSP: In-Game
MOM: Motherly spambot

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Mega Yin-Yarn: fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/317/c/2/the_real_mega_yin_yarn_by_sergiomonty-d32sibd.jpg

Yami: fc05.deviantart.net/fs28/f/2008/178/1/7/175205bc2d0e8e47c063427de56124d0.png

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Obesity: Batadons would weigh an incredible amount.

Jarate: Vagrants, self-explanatory.

Carriers: Dead Vagrants spread disease.

Shriek: Shy Guys and Vagrants can scream until enemy heads asplode.

Phazon Deterioration: Dead Space Pirates leave behind phazon patches

No Pain: Troops will be like the walking dead.

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Phoenix Wright

Lawyers
Rabbids



Arcane Conundrum characters:

Insani T.: Charismatic toad.
Billy T.: Morphing toad with low intelligence.
Acui T.: Cunning toad not to be trusted.
Game Guy: Blargg.

Valdo: Werman's apprentice.
Dorothea: Toad that has power over small creatures, has Lumas/Star Kids.
Hearth: Rocky cleft.
Ur: Footstool.

Elements to remember:

Infini T. attempts to genetically engineer a successor with his DNA and ends up with three toads with his three major elements. Speech/Kindness, Genetic Powers, Mechanical Knowledge.

Werman wants to pass on his knowledge onto a new generation. He has two enchanted creatures including Granite, and an apprentice. He also has a failed experiment of Infini T., a toad girl that's a spoiled brat that Infini T. won't even bother naming who has magical powers.

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Refined Ideas:

Insani T.: Ectobiological father of Infini T. Beggar, represents patience. Pathetic, often crazy.
Billy T.: Ectobiological son of Infini T. Dim-witted, morphing. Represents curiosity.
Acui T.: Ectobiological brother of Infini T. Charismatic, deceptive. Represents knowledge.

Ur: Footstool containing the embodiment of fire. Represents mystical forces.
Granite: 'ol SS captain, often passionate and depressed as his small mind tries to comprehend life. Represents willpower.
Dorothea: Ectobiological granddaughter of Infini T and apprentice of Werman. Disturbed by her, he left her in Werman's care. Manipulative, bosses around Granite and Star Kids/Lumas, but creative in a dark way. Represents imagination.

Game Guy: Represents both science and magic.
Captain Blarggg: Represents neither.


Troops:


Zombie Moles (Melee Magic)
Swoopires (Support Magic)
Wizzerds (Range Magic)

Bowsentries (Melee Science)
Sewage Bloopers (Support Science)
Scientists (Range Science)

Blarggs (Uber Alchemists)


Machines:


'lil Boars (Science Melee) ('lil Oinks)
Monstars (Science Range) (Star Kids)

Golems (Magic Melee) (Clefts)
Apparitions (Magic Range) (Boos)

Upgrades:

Infectious Disease: Zombie Moles and Sewage Bloopers convert enemies into their own kind.

Vampirus: Enemies bitten by swoopers go berserk and seek to spread more destruction
Immortal: Cannot be killed by conventional methods. Must be either beheaded or pierced in the heart.
GOTTA GO FAST: Moves at super speeds

Hacking: Scientists can hack pretty much anything in numbers.

Jabbers/Punis: Wizzerds gain command of a small flock of Jabbers, which draw blood from enemies and give allied troops health and other benefits. Scientists command Punis, which are highly indestructible and spread diseases among the battlefield.

Conglomeration: Scientists can transform a pile of corpses into a hulking mutant. Wizzerds can turn souls into a giant wailing banshee of sorts.

Replacement: Wizzerds can paint a sigil to summon a monster in their place. Scientists can construct a robot.

Mind Suppressors: Wizzerds and Scientists can control the minds of enemies.

E.M.P. Disables machines
Flash: Simple weapon for Bowsentries to blind foes.
Nanites: Destroyed components repair gradually over time.
Magnets: Collects scrap metal.
Buzzsaws: Rotates around machines in deadly speed.
Redundancy: Bowsentries in Bowsentries to attack while they attack.
Grenade Launchers: Fires deadly explosives
H.U.G.S., Heavily Utilized Gun Systems: Improves accuracy

Rain: Large amounts of Wizzerds can conjure rain.
Hope: There is no hope for the enemy. Moral severely drops while ours boost.
Luck: Ain't no lucky break for you guys. Steals enemy luck.
Seal: Transports self and opponent to alternate dimension inhabited solely by overly friendly Canadians for duration of update.
Ward: Places enchantment that prevents an enemy from going somewhere.
Illusion: Conjures up false images.
Telekinesis: Moves things from afar.

Notes:

Heavily focused on troops and champions


Werman: (Book of Creation/Codex/Xasosologos)

Leech: Draws upon life from others.
Transmute: Changes the properties of a subject
Protect: Casts a barrier around Infini T.
Screech: High-pitched sound that disrupts things.
Shroud: Able to turn invisible for brief periods.
Power Steal: Takes an ability from enemy
Midas' Curse: Objects wield by the enemy will be turned into pure gold. Gold happens to be incredibly fragile. They can't bare to part with it, meaning they fight with terrible equipment.
Swarm: Summons combination of Punis/Jabbies to keep enemies at bay.
Drain: Over half of an average person's body weight is water. When Werman attacks, he drains them and they become unbalanced.
Life Bond: Can draw upon power from Infini T.


Infini T.: (Arm of Destruction/Chronus/Chitters)

Amalgam: Can disrupt laws of physics.
Lash: Lashes out with tentacle and has a vice-like grip.
Mutate: Turns enemies into monsters.
Discord: Same but with structures.
Thermite: Ground-up chomp dust that burns bright and intense
Schrödinger's Cat: Summons a beast that exists between life and death that can't be killed.
Perpetual Motion: Enemies will be forced to keep moving. Remaining in one spot will cause them to burn.
Odic Force: Can change the mood of enemies
Butterfly Effect: Renders close-range moves useless but causes them to have a powerful effect further away
Life Bond: Can draw upon power from Werman

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Blargg Battalion:

Admiral Commander Captain C. Blarggg
Cap Ten Sir Up: Dur rags out words like this in an ee lab or rate man arr.
Sailor Pos-Nodie: Opposite of Blarggg
Seafarer Slurrge: Sluuuuuurs speech
Lieutenant Magmaargh: Similar to Blarggg but hated by everyone
Cadet Kalif: Copies people

Troops:

Blarggs
Nep-Enut
Sewarrs (Poisonous, acidic, rusting)
Sluggars (Gelatinous, rubbery, thundery)
(some form of liquor blarggs as ubers)

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Technological Terrors and Arcane Anomalies

Captains

Infini T.

Formerly known as San T. for a brief period, he soon disappeared into the unknown as many armies have. Returned to a significant position in Second Chance, Infini T. was given the opportunity to regain his strength. After a long period of service to Second Chance, he left for a variety of reasons to pursue the restoration of his previous army, and not simply fade into the void again. While he won't give so much as a second thought to experiments that ordinary people believe abhorrent, his mental state is far from crazy. He doesn't display much emotion, but at heart he's a Toad of science and doesn't do acts merely for cruelty or amusement like Werman might. As for physical appearance, Infini T.'s arms are the most significant aspects. His right has been replaced by a robotic arm loaded with nanobots specifically designed to alter biological structure, allowing mutation in creatures that they're injected into. At it's present state they're inert. His left is a mutated limb created with the other, capable of emitting a clear fluid that conducts signals from his body that gives him control of machines as if they were a part of him. But as with the other arm, it's currently incapable of such abilities.

Werman

Once an officer of Subterranean Strike, he began as a lowly Swooper with grand ambitions. Slowly rising in status thanks to active manipulation from a position of mere messenger, his power didn't last long as Subterranean Strike was soon crushed and he suffered a death by corrupted corpses. But prepared as always, he was ready to make the most of death and as he died he used his powers to communicate with banished gods, who granted him a powerful book of magic which he calls the Xaosologos. (Everyone else refers to it as Codex or something along those lines because people find it unpronounceable.) A series of events prior to him joining Second Chance resulted in the loss of most of it's pages, rendering it near useless in it's present state.

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Also, note to self: Ur has Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.