Post by TheLoneWanderer333 on Oct 31, 2011 18:11:12 GMT -5
The Green Jester
This motherfucker is the cruelest, and craziest Jester of them all. He takes shit from nobody, even the general Skorne, who had his ass kicked twice by this guy. Once was a crusading hero killing demons, then a possessed jester who served a demon overlord, and now he's a killing anything that opposes his own side Hero. (more about the Jester can be learned from that quest that had him in it)
Abilities:
READY TO RUUUUUUMBLE (20 days) - You think you have the Green Jester figured out, don't you? He just throws bombs, you reassure your troops. But all of a sudden, oh shit, HE LAUNCHES A BOXING GLOVE THAT FEELS LIKE STEEL AND IS STRANGELY LARGE FOR SOME REASON AT YOU. Bitch better duck or side step it.
BOOT...er...SHOE TO THE FACE! (20 days) - For some weird weird reason, the Green Jester has infinite Jester shoes on. I'm not even kidding. He takes one off, and there's another one under. Take that one off and another one is under it. You might be laughing now, but he'll actually fucking wallop you with them. I'm talking seriously beating you down until you're bloody, with a fucking shoe. The damn things feel like concrete, I seriously don't even know how he can walk with so many god damned concrete like shoes on. The whole take a shoe off and another one be there is more of a gag thing, but he originally just launched them at you. But Skorne advised him being an all ranged warrior jester would be retarded, even though it worked EXCELLENT in Gauntlet against Skorne. The Green Jester stressed that point.
His bombs will block out the sun. (20 days) - He's such a fucking wild card his abilities even have to be a wild card. He just randomly jumps up high into the air, and fucking throws as many bombs as he can at his target below. Or...maybe even above. Who knows.
You think he's all attack? Nope. (20 days) - Well this is his fourth ability...wonder how ridiculous and silly this one is going to b--OH MY GOD WHAT IS HE DOING? He's...doing nothing. What? Wait a minute what the hell...he randomly just pulled out a unicycle...now he's juggling. Now he's breathing fire for fun. Now the allied troops just watched this and got a slight strength and/or agility boost due to the Green Jester's comedic acts, which isn't always the same thing I described in this paragraph.
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