Plans

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-Pos-Nodie and the two Suns will do their best to dispel the rain

-Yoob will hurl Sunnycide and Cap'n Blarggg onto the S.S. KIWF.

-Yoob will hurl Colossus at Graviton Cannon

-Boulderbash, Lich, Shroobsworth will team up to kill Ratch

-Green Jester, Jestermatron and Commander Shroob will explode the door then throw several thousand corpses ahead in a hard-boiled manner before seeking out King Bublin.

[thefinalenigma]

-Lightning Minon could use his super effectiveness to fight Ho-oh and Kyogre.

-Yoob could throw Socrates and Thermite at the Kountess

-Winter and Jade can coat the entire island in ice

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10,000 Monty Moles
10,000 Swoopers
10,000 Rocky Clefts
10,000 Quarry Hammerbros.
7,000 Dry Fossils
10,000 Tunnel Squeeks
10,000 Cave Piranhas
7,500 Mineshaft Boos
10,000 Thermal Chomps
28,000 Shroobs (Basic Melee Unit)
28,000 Dr. Shroobs (Support Unit)
28,700 Blazing Shroobs (Ranged Unit)
28,000 RC Shroobers (Mechanic/Tech Unit)
27,300 Snoozorbs (Defense/Heavy weapons unit)
10,000 Shroob Rexes (Uber Unit)
Plague Grunts-20,000
Demons Grunts- 20,000
Zombie Grunts- 20,000
Ice Grunts- 20,000
Orc Lobbers- 20,000
Sorcerers- 20,000
Ghosts- 17,000
Flaming Underlings of Can Killanythingers (uber unit)- 10,000


-Quarry Hammerbros. will be flying around the dome on their block platforms, ready to hurl Thermite Chomps at aerial threats.

[thefinalenigma]

-Popple

-The weather conditions

-Quasar breaking a hole in the dome

-Waddle Dees hacking our various machines

-Various forms of converting troops

-Bandanna Dee taking our stuff

-Berserk Staves

-Golden Beanies blocking everything we have

-The various stat upgrades fordy has

-Volke

-Chet Rippo

-Earthquake shuts down any underground stuff

-Dragoon could be a problem

-Surge hacking somethang important

-The Four Novaguards

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-P.A.N.S.Y.S. can ride Shroob Rex positioned in the air around the dome

-Monty Moles and Rocky Clefts will be patrolling inside and around the dome

-Shroobs and Ice Grunts can be stationed all around the dome in snow-filled trenches dug by Monty Moles in wait of ground forces. If none come by land, they'll fire their lasers at aerial targets while the ice grunts sit in shame. Tunnel Squeeks will be waiting to take over if any of them die.

-Orc Lobbers will be stationed behind them

-Cave Piranhas, Plague and Demon Grunts will be hiding in the remnants of the burnt down forest in wait for prey

-Demon Grunts, Sorcerers, Fiery Shroobs and Snoozorbs will be stationed all over on top of the dome and ready to fire at aerial enemies

-Ghosts and Mineshaft Boos will endeavor to hassle the pilots of the machines and obscure the optical thingies of Combat Drones and using their EMP

-Shroobers will hang onto Swoopers as they go into range of Swarmers to hack them as they add their Magical Interference into the mix

-Dry Fossils will take the place of nanobots and cling to the machines as armor

[thefinalenigma]

-Lightning Minion should focus on dealing with Kyorge, in fact, due to the rain, he might be able to deal with a bunch of aerial threats.

-Pack TGG's UWM full with poison and cover the attacking forces in it

-The two mechas can be dealt with TGG's ghosts and their EMPing abilities

-The EMP shrooms can be used against Ray's air force and should be able to knock a bunch of things out of the sky, though R.C. Shroobers should try their darnedest to hack every single thing he has

-Thermite/Socrates riding Bread can be thrown onto the Kountess and track down Toch

-Jade, being the fast little guy he is, can work his way into the Black Widow, using a combination of his small size and the transmuting cannon. Once inside, he can electrify it/transmute everything and work his way into the center of the machine where the pilot is supposed to be and can freeze the poor person inside of it. (actually this idea is horrible and we should not do it)

-Winter can deal with Groudon, by using his control over water to neutralize his fire attacks. And I guess he could wear the forged courage, to further weaken any fire based attacks from the beast.

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Flaming Airship of Airdeath x1 (200 day ultimate air war machine)
Captain Lich x1 (100 day war machine, equipped with the Boneslasher artifact)
Captain Yeti x1 (100 day war machine)
Captain Shadow Wraith x1 (100 day war machine)
Captain Vile Plague Fiend x1 (100 day war machine)
Captain Genie x1 (100 day war machine)
Captain Undead Blue Jester x1 (100 day war machine)
Captain Lightning Minion x1 (100 day war machine)
Captain Spider Queen x1 (97 day war machine)
Captain Grand Magistrate x1 (72 day war machine)
Captain Twisted Man x1 (14 day war machine)
Gargoyle x1 (64 day air war machine)
Plague Golem x1 (60 day war machine)
Electric Golem x1 (50 day war machine)
Normal Golem x1 (40 day war machine)
Normal Troll x1 (40 day war machine)
Poison Dragon x1 (40 day air war machine)
Rolling Generator x1 (40 day war machine)
Large Plague Gasser Ass Blaster x1 (30 day war machine)
Small Dragon x1 (24 day air war machine)
Mini Dragons x34 (4 day swarm air war machines)

Yoob
Shrooboid Brat
Winter- 100 day Icy WM
Shroobsworth- 100 day Old Dude-
Sunnycide- 100 day Yoob Hitchhiker-
Major Shroob- 50 day Bomb freak-
74 Tiny Shroob UFO- 4 day Swarming thing
2 EMP Mushroom- EMPs

Cap'n Blarggg (Uber War Machine)
Angry Sun (100 days) (70 days damage)
Blessed Sun (100 days) (60 days damage)
Sailor Pos-Nodie (100 days)
S.S. Pumice (100 Days)

1 Drill Tanks(30 days)
1 Tunnel Collapser (30 days)
1 Gargantua Blargg (15 days)
1 Gargantua Nep-Enut (15 days)
59 Blarggs (4 days)
20 Nep-Enuts (4 days)

Boulderbash (100 days)
Socrates (100 days)
Thermite (100 days)
Jade (100 days)
Ampelos (64 days)
Larry (20 days)
Bread (20 days)

Artifacts:
Tobi (50 Days)
Blight (50 Days)
Lucky Mallet (50 Days)
Rejuvenation Ink (50 days)
Tutankoopa's Amulet (40 days)
Darkness Lantern (40 days)
Gravity Orb (40 days)
The Mover (30 days)
Artifact Magnet (30 days)
Fragarach (20 days)
Chompstick (20 days)
Chainaxe (20 Days)

Singing Busts
Celestial Brush Map
Forged Courage
Dream Material

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Commander Shroob, Shroobsworth, and Plague Fiend gang Ratch.

Jade and Spider Queen take on Black Widow.

Lightning Minion dispatches Kyogre.

Winter takes care of Groudon.

PS will fight Nova.

Sunnycide is launched at S.S. KIWF.

Jestermatron and Bread target King Bulblin.

Green Jester and Lich take care of Popple and Rookie.

Cap'n Blarggg rides the S.S. Pumice into battle against Mecha Dedede and Robo Bowser after using the Lucky Mallet. He'll also spit the Angry Sun at them and eat the Blessed Sun for healing.

Grand Magistrate can kill Winona.

Blue Jester vs. Queen Bean.

Shadow Wraith will haunt Patsy.

Pos-Nodie and Yeti will work together with the lake.

Skorne will stand idly by demoralizing our troops.

Shrooboid Brat will go annoy Bandana Dee

Idle: Larry, Socrates, Yoob, Twisted Man, lame UWM

Tobi (50 Days) PS
Blight (50 Days) PS
Lucky Mallet (50 Days) Cap'n Blarggg
Rejuvenation Ink (50 days) Cap'n Blarggg
Tutankoopa's Amulet (40 days) Green Jester
Darkness Lantern (40 days) Lich
Gravity Orb (40 days) PS
The Mover (30 days) Jade
Artifact Magnet (30 days) Larry
Fragarach (20 days) Flint
Chompstick (20 days) Boulderbash
Chainaxe (20 Days) Kolorado

Forged Courage: Jade
Dream Material: Winter

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Alright, now to focus on the powerful units. Since there's so many, I'm just going to bullet point the smaller ones.

-Lightning Minion and the Genie will focus on the large aerial pokemon, combining their wind and lightning powers.

-Jade and Spider Queen take on Black Widow, with the Spider Queen summoning a horde of spiders to help cover Jade's approach while he makes his way to the Black Widow and gets on board it, wrecking it up from the inside.

-Grand Magistrate can hunt down Winona, whose lack of standard attacks should make up for the difference in strength.

-Blue Jester will grow huge and hunt down Queen Bean, throwing knives at her.

-Larry will go steal a spear from one of Ford's troops and give it to Jestermatron so he can ride Bread and joust with King Bulblin

-Shadow Wraith will make Patsy and Popple see their greatest fear because COOL STORY ELEMENTS GO.

-Skorne will stand idly by being pessimistic and using a lot of vulgar words.

-Shrooboid Brat will try to hound down Bandana Dee and bully him.

-Twisted Man and Ampelos will be in the forest with the troops

Idle: Larry, Socrates, Yoob, lame UWM

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Troops:

-Quarry Hammerbros. will be flying around the dome on their block platforms, ready to hurl Thermite Chomps at aerial threats.

-TGG's Uber Units, or P.A.N.S.Y.S. as Ford called them, will ride Shroob Rex positioned in the air around the dome

-Monty Moles and Rocky Clefts will be patrolling inside and around the dome after digging trenches outside the dome

-Shroobs and Ice Grunts can be stationed all around the dome in snow-filled trenches dug by Monty Moles in wait of ground forces. If none come by land, they'll fire their ray guns at aerial targets while the ice grunts sit in shame. Tunnel Squeeks will be waiting to grab their ray guns and take over when they die.

-Orc Lobbers will be stationed behind them

-Cave Piranhas and Plague Grunts will be hiding in the remnants of the burnt down forest in wait for prey

-Demon Grunts, Sorcerers, Fiery Shroobs and Snoozorbs will be stationed all over on top of the dome and ready to fire at aerial enemies

-Ghosts and Mineshaft Boos will endeavor to hassle the pilots of the machines and obscure the optical thingies of Combat Drones and using their EMP

-Shroobers will hang onto Swoopers as they go into range of Swarmers to hack them as they add their Magical Interference into the mix

-Dry Fossils will take the place of nanobots and cling to the machines as armor

Captain Machines:

-Skorne will be sitting around the lake inside the dome making civilians depressed as Pos-Nodie drowns them. Singing Busts will work on Civilian souls, probably. If not, then hey, Skorne still gets to do something.

-Cap'n Blarggg will be sitting not too far away from the lake getting drunk. He'll start doing something during the second update, when the Singing Busts kick in. He'll also swallow the Blessed Sun for continual healing or sumthin'. The Angry Sun will keep the inside lit.

-Yoob will hurl the Colossus statue at the Graviton Cannon when it comes into range. He'll also grab Thermite's chain and fire him at the Kountess. After that, PS will climb into Sunnycide's shell and Yoob will spit Sunnycide onto the S.S. KIWF. And if chucking those wasn't enough, he'll hurl the EMP Mushrooms at Ray's airforce when they get close. Afterwards, he'll target the robot Dedede and Bowser.

-Green Jester, The Lich and Commander Shroob will blow the stone door of the dome off from it's walls, while Socrates throws civilian corpses ahead as they strike hard-boiled poses. This hard-boiled tactic will probably be lost on the far away enemies, and Skorne will mock them for it.

-Afterwards, the Green Jester will have Tobi hunt down Popple. The Lich will tag along.

-Kolorado, Flint, and Commander Shroob will fight Ratch.

-The captains will be positioned behind the forest ambush for the most part, until their respective targets can be found.

-Lightning Minion and the Genie will focus on the large aerial pokemon, combining their wind and lightning powers.

-Jade and Spider Queen take on Black Widow, with the Spider Queen summoning a horde of spiders to help cover Jade's approach while he makes his way to the Black Widow and gets on board it, wrecking it up from the inside.

-Grand Magistrate can hunt down Winona, whose lack of standard attacks should make up for the difference in strength.

-Socrates will use his newly-acquired power of lifting heavy objects to prop the stone door back into place, ready to topple it on enemies seeking to enter.

-Larry will go steal a spear from one of Ford's troops and give it to Jestermatron so he can ride Bread and joust with King Bulblin. Afterwards, he'll go back inside the dome and play cards with Cap'n Blarggg.

-Shadow Wraith will make Patsy and Popple see their greatest fear because COOL STORY ELEMENTS GO.

-Shrooboid Brat will try to hound down Bandana Dee and bully him.

-Twisted Man and Ampelos will be in the forest with the troops complaining about their lack of strength

-Boulderbash and Shroobsworth will combat Zelgius, holding him off so he won't interfer with the other ongoing battles.

-Winter will tell Skorne about his brilliant idea about killing Groudon because Ice > Ground, and then Skorne will depress him with reality and he'll join the Yeti assisting the shroobs and ice grunts

-The Great Plague Fiend will be with the Plague Grunts, ready to do use his monocle for great justice.

War Machines:

-TGG's Plague Golem, Poison Dragon and that Plague Blaster thing will be in the forest ambush. His other golems, the generator and the troll will be with the ice trenches.

-TGG's dragons and Gargoyle will deal with Swarmers, Whirlybirds, Combat Drones and whatever else is in the sky alongside the UFOs

-The Blarggs will be guarding the Singing Busts while the Nep-Enuts drown civilians

-The Drill Tank will contribute to the digging of trenches

-The Flaming Airship will spawn troops near the burnt-down forest, and then crash itself into the midst of the ground army.

Overview of Important Elements:

-Singing Busts, Lake and the Civilians: The busts are the focus of the few things still remaining in the dome. The Nep-Enuts are focusing on killing all of our accumulated civilians, which may or may not actually be affected by the singing busts. But it'll still be an interesting plot point, as the opposing force is lead by the Underling Union.

-Ice Trenches: These will be dug by Monty Moles and Rocky Clefts starting roughly 50 feet away from the base of the dome, which the Shroobs will use their ice powers on to fill with snow which will slow down the enemy and the Ice Grunts will take advantage.

-Burnt Forest: Ray burned this down in the battle TGG modded, further from the trenches. Since it should be blackened and perhaps hold traces of plant life, it should be possible for the Plague Grunts and Cave Piranhas to hide among the remains to spring an ambush when the ground force approaches.

Artifact Distribution:

Tobi (50 Days) Green Jester
Blight (50 Days) PS
Lucky Mallet (50 Days) Cap'n Blarggg
Rejuvenation Ink (50 days) Cap'n Blarggg
Tutankoopa's Amulet (40 days) Green Jester
Darkness Lantern (40 days) Lich
Gravity Orb (40 days) PS
The Mover (30 days) Jade
Artifact Magnet (30 days) Larry
Fragarach (20 days) Flint
Chompstick (20 days) Boulderbash
Chainaxe (20 Days) Kolorado

Forged Courage: Jade
Dream Material: Winter
Singing Busts: Cap'n Blarggg
Celestial Map: Skorne

Nightmare Scepter, Boneslasher, Toxic Monocle, Ice Amulet: Shadow Wraith, The Lich, Plague Fiend, and the Yeti, respectively.

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After PS and Sunnycide are launched into the S.S. KIWF, Sunnycide will immediately run off to engage whatever the toughest WM in there happens to be. PS use the Shards of Defense and Power to power up her, Sunnycide, and anything else in the 1,000 foot range of the shards. With the boosts from the shards in effect, PS will let fly with the Element of Magic to get a large bit of damage on everything inside of the cockpit place. She'll then, working under the assumption that Nova is in there, launch a few energy balls at him and he'll undoubtedly use his various power up abilities, followed by a that hypernova thing. Well I say fuck him, and I'll use teleporting to get away from the majority of the damage and let my immense defenses handle the rest of it. Actually PS will use Blight on Nova the second after he grows huge.

After Nova lets fly with his OAB ability, PS will then keep away from him and continually shoot him full of energy stars like the little pest she is. Until the transformation ends, she won't stop firing the energy stars in order to continually weaken him. With Blight inside of him, Nova should perform worse in the fight and will suffer greater effects from damage and debuffs.

If Nova is not in the S.S. KIWF for some reason then PS will just have fun murdering her way through the WMs and troops inside of it.


NOW LET'S GET TO THE MATTER OF FORDY AND HIS GAY ASS RING OF HONOR.

If Fordy uses his Ring of Honor on PS, then Princess Shroob will make good use of the fact that each and every one of Zelgius' ranged abilities can be blocked by her energy platforms. And then there's the fact that they'll just be absorbed by her tiara so yeah fuck that guy. PS will just stay out of reach on her energy platform and bombard him with her energy balls.