Post by sineG yuG lareneG on Dec 29, 2011 14:01:23 GMT -5
Part 1
Oberjarl Erak Starfollower stood at the prow of a longboat as his fellow vikings used their spears as ineffectual oars. They were headed at what looked little more than a cluster of rocks. Jake Robins had once recounted the tale of how an entire army of pirates had been slain, defeated at the hands of a monstrous creature of the depths, by the name of Magikarp. Finally, a competent band of beasts worthy of his blade...
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"I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU SEALEO!" Magikarp bashed his head repeatedly against the wall, apparently having a feud with the voice inside his head he called SEALEO.
"shut up faget we're watching mother****ing Lion King." An overweight British man sat on a horse watching a TV, despite the fact that they're underwater. Feraligatr crunched on a glass bottle and threw it in annoyance when he saw his worthless messenger arrive.
"Hey guys, there's some ships on the horizon. I think they're-" Luvdisc was cut off by an irritated Seaking.
"Why haven't you been eaten yet?"
"I found out my body is resistant against stomach acids. And is that a TV underwater?" With that remark, the TV momentarily flared and blew out.
"Oh great, you just had to bring in logic with you."
"FUUUUUUUUahionndwp..."
"SEALEO IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP I SWEAR I'M GOING TO START TAKING TYLENOL."
"as;kfgujdkbgfulsd..."
"Hey everybody, I'm the best new guy!"
"hjfgogfvsnsdo..."
"Someone deal with that guy's seizure."
"...Is that a to-" Feraligatr finally got up from his chair and smacked Luvdisc.
"STOP. USING. LOGIC. UNDERSTAND?" Feraligatr emphasized each of his words with a resounding hit to the new "Magikarp" of the sea.
"I-I just wanted to tell you that we're being attacked by vikings... And that British man may have drowned."
"Then leave us alone and go to that hamster thousands of miles away from here. Come back in a couple years when that's done." Feraligatr sat back down on his rotting chair, drinking a can of Coke to continue defying the laws of physics.
"Actually, I can make it in about two minutes using the theory of-" A baby Spheal whizzed by his head, narrowly missing his small frame and embedding itself into rock. Finally taking his cue, he left to go alert the allies of Aquatic Anarchy using his super-advanced methods. But nobody cares about that. I mean, who would want to hear about how Luvdisc travels to a distance galaxy using nothing but a couple rocks, some cuttlefish, a bottle of vinegar, and a straw? Right, moving on.
Oberjarl Erak Starfollower stood at the prow of a longboat as his fellow vikings used their spears as ineffectual oars. They were headed at what looked little more than a cluster of rocks. Jake Robins had once recounted the tale of how an entire army of pirates had been slain, defeated at the hands of a monstrous creature of the depths, by the name of Magikarp. Finally, a competent band of beasts worthy of his blade...
---
"I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU SEALEO!" Magikarp bashed his head repeatedly against the wall, apparently having a feud with the voice inside his head he called SEALEO.
"shut up faget we're watching mother****ing Lion King." An overweight British man sat on a horse watching a TV, despite the fact that they're underwater. Feraligatr crunched on a glass bottle and threw it in annoyance when he saw his worthless messenger arrive.
"Hey guys, there's some ships on the horizon. I think they're-" Luvdisc was cut off by an irritated Seaking.
"Why haven't you been eaten yet?"
"I found out my body is resistant against stomach acids. And is that a TV underwater?" With that remark, the TV momentarily flared and blew out.
"Oh great, you just had to bring in logic with you."
"FUUUUUUUUahionndwp..."
"SEALEO IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP I SWEAR I'M GOING TO START TAKING TYLENOL."
"as;kfgujdkbgfulsd..."
"Hey everybody, I'm the best new guy!"
"hjfgogfvsnsdo..."
"Someone deal with that guy's seizure."
"...Is that a to-" Feraligatr finally got up from his chair and smacked Luvdisc.
"STOP. USING. LOGIC. UNDERSTAND?" Feraligatr emphasized each of his words with a resounding hit to the new "Magikarp" of the sea.
"I-I just wanted to tell you that we're being attacked by vikings... And that British man may have drowned."
"Then leave us alone and go to that hamster thousands of miles away from here. Come back in a couple years when that's done." Feraligatr sat back down on his rotting chair, drinking a can of Coke to continue defying the laws of physics.
"Actually, I can make it in about two minutes using the theory of-" A baby Spheal whizzed by his head, narrowly missing his small frame and embedding itself into rock. Finally taking his cue, he left to go alert the allies of Aquatic Anarchy using his super-advanced methods. But nobody cares about that. I mean, who would want to hear about how Luvdisc travels to a distance galaxy using nothing but a couple rocks, some cuttlefish, a bottle of vinegar, and a straw? Right, moving on.