Post by sineG yuG lareneG on Feb 18, 2012 20:48:12 GMT -5
Pre-Battle Preparations:
First, Terrorist Imps and Pillagers will go to work. Using their volatile stool to increase the explosion power as well as an adhesive, they'll stick the Pillager's Powder Bombs under Star Road for detonation when forces come up.
Also, a lot will be going on in the Star Road Altar. The defense crystals will be placed in the water to be frozen for safety, while GG glues turrets onto the pedestals. With the Dual Portal Guns, that should amount to 30 ten day defenses.
About 50 or so Yarn Waddle Dees will also use themselves to make a wrestling ring.
In the Observatory, Bowsrbot and their wheels will be combined with 100 or so Waddle Dee wires to make an accelerator of sorts. Portal A1 and Portal A2 will be placed above and below when the Chomp is thrown into the loop.
Poochy will be hanging onto the Chomp. They'll be accelerating through this until the enemy forces are in sight. From there, Portal A2 will be placed on a surface angled so that they'll rocket straight at the Lor Starcutter. Once they crash on board, Poochy will seek out the Star Rod as the Chomp wrecks stuff up. Once he finds it, he'll jump off the edge of the Lor Starcutter and plummet to the ground. 100 Shy Guys will be around to pick him up later.
Also, while the accelerator is in play, the second portal gun will lead to the moon, where all the Star Kids will float around aimlessly until the battle is over.
After the use of the Chomp, the accelerator will then follow as A1 on the bottom and B1 on the top.
GG will also construct the Tunnel of Swords. This is comprised of Batadons, with Vulpix-heated throwing knives glued against the sides. And I guess the other SWORDS. This will be in the Observatory.
Oh, and all Waddle Dees will make themselves frivolous hats for Magolor's tactic.
Alright, now for the real action.
Butchering the Three Fools:
All troops will cower in the lakes of Star Haven if the Star Rod goes into effect. Although the barrier should absorb the worst of the blow.
The Lor Starcutter will likely be slow in it's approach thanks to the Turbulence and Star Storm defenses. If the Star Chariot makes it ahead and tries to bomb anything, Paradee will hijack it and crash it onto the Lor. If/once he does that, he'll ride the chomp around for safety. He shouldn't need to fear attack from it, since he's all about hijacking.
And the fun part. Applejack with his aura and Applesauce with his cheery voice will seek out the trio of enemy captains and tell them that GG and Yin-Yarn need some help to set up a surprise for the enemies, and casually mention his artifacts. This should be enough to convince them. Just in case, Malik will be hidden with them and use telekinetic powers to block his Mind Control. Adeleine will also be following up on a rainbow mini-Toast she drew, as well as Yin-Yarn and Rawk Hawk following up. Yami will be held by Adeleine. Rawk Hawk will also offer them slices of his special cake, sprinkled with Applejack's seeds. And spit from Chatot. That's something he'd do.
They'll take 'em to the Star Rod Altar, urging them inside when they get there. Dark Star will have it blacked out. Yin-Yarn and GG will greet them, while Malik uses his physic powers to make their voice seem to come from everywhere. While they stumble in the darkness for a moment, Denpuu will put a curse on Magolor so that he can't use Teleport or Energy Spheres. Malik will also use his powers to suspend all of them into place. GG will then briefly recount the fact of how the original Shy Guy Army died: They were trapped in a pitch black maze and fired at by an insane amount of cannons.
And with that, the 300 days of turrets will greet them.
Captain Plans:
General Guy isn't just going to sit around waiting for that to happen. He'll be having MOM send spam to HR-D3 and Prank Call on Metal General to slow their assault. I believe TGG has this more covered. He'll use Mysterious Sign Painters to tell the forces on Star Road to proceed carefully, which should make them progress slower and likely more clustered for when it blows up. Finally, Magic Tricks will be used to make the building appear normal so that when they want assistance none will be coming.
Yami, Adeleine, and Rawk Hawk will hang around the alter. Rawk Hawk to preform the PEOPLE'S ELBOW, Adeleine and her rainbow-Toast to prevent escape, and Yami to steal Drawcia's clothes.
Applesauce and Applejack will assist the Slavers in their effort, using their friendliness to help subdue.
King Boo will have been doing more important things: Hustlin'. He'll start hustlin' Blade Knights out of their weapons. He'll stockpile these in the observatories for the Shy Guys to use later.
Justin is assisting his Glitzville friends, and trying to hack the Metal Gear Ex with his shoe. Easy as cake, and every bit as logical.
Werman and Infini T. are pretty much useless right now. Werman is entirely unnecessary seeing as how we already have all his plans. But he can at least fly around. So he'll help out Infini T. and be a tag team, going wherever our forces are weakest and berserk enemies. They'll carry around Black Jewel to reanimate the corpses. Phazon'd areas will try to be avoided, as they don't need to help out there.
Troop Plans:
It's best to make it look like Berfer's forces are being fought, too. Generic Lawyers and Gohmalings will use their subduing abilities to hold them off while trying to keep casualties to a minimum.
Terrorist Imps will bombard the uber knights with exploding feces and urine from above if they're proving to be a problem. If they have the upper hand here, then the Imps will fly around the Lor Starcutter, wrecking it's weapons with their feces/urines and dismantling them for scrap. Shy Guys will assist in this dismantling effort, but will first deploy all their Pool Toys above the uber Blade Knights to give them trouble navigating.
Space Pirates will fly above their forces so that if they die, their corpses will land in their midst and the release of Phazon will start to drive them berserk. They'll try to stay out of reach though, while pumping their rifles at their heads.
The Yarn Waddle Dees are still frivolous hats. They also work as medics. Whenever their occupant is injured, they'll stitch up their wounds.
A hundred or so Batadons were used in the Tunnel, and 6,000 are supporting Bowsrbots. The remaining 1,900 will crush the Waddle Doos and Dees.
And it's up to the Hobos to keep the attackers from gaining ground. They'll be lobbing their urine at knights, who pose the most threat. This should rust their armor or something and make it hard for them to move. They'll try to hit any Waddle Dees though, to ruin any of the fruit they might use to heal. If they're forced to get up close to hold off knights, they'll aim for chinks in their armor and stab them either under their arms or their face.
First, Terrorist Imps and Pillagers will go to work. Using their volatile stool to increase the explosion power as well as an adhesive, they'll stick the Pillager's Powder Bombs under Star Road for detonation when forces come up.
Also, a lot will be going on in the Star Road Altar. The defense crystals will be placed in the water to be frozen for safety, while GG glues turrets onto the pedestals. With the Dual Portal Guns, that should amount to 30 ten day defenses.
About 50 or so Yarn Waddle Dees will also use themselves to make a wrestling ring.
In the Observatory, Bowsrbot and their wheels will be combined with 100 or so Waddle Dee wires to make an accelerator of sorts. Portal A1 and Portal A2 will be placed above and below when the Chomp is thrown into the loop.
Poochy will be hanging onto the Chomp. They'll be accelerating through this until the enemy forces are in sight. From there, Portal A2 will be placed on a surface angled so that they'll rocket straight at the Lor Starcutter. Once they crash on board, Poochy will seek out the Star Rod as the Chomp wrecks stuff up. Once he finds it, he'll jump off the edge of the Lor Starcutter and plummet to the ground. 100 Shy Guys will be around to pick him up later.
Also, while the accelerator is in play, the second portal gun will lead to the moon, where all the Star Kids will float around aimlessly until the battle is over.
After the use of the Chomp, the accelerator will then follow as A1 on the bottom and B1 on the top.
GG will also construct the Tunnel of Swords. This is comprised of Batadons, with Vulpix-heated throwing knives glued against the sides. And I guess the other SWORDS. This will be in the Observatory.
Oh, and all Waddle Dees will make themselves frivolous hats for Magolor's tactic.
Alright, now for the real action.
Butchering the Three Fools:
All troops will cower in the lakes of Star Haven if the Star Rod goes into effect. Although the barrier should absorb the worst of the blow.
The Lor Starcutter will likely be slow in it's approach thanks to the Turbulence and Star Storm defenses. If the Star Chariot makes it ahead and tries to bomb anything, Paradee will hijack it and crash it onto the Lor. If/once he does that, he'll ride the chomp around for safety. He shouldn't need to fear attack from it, since he's all about hijacking.
And the fun part. Applejack with his aura and Applesauce with his cheery voice will seek out the trio of enemy captains and tell them that GG and Yin-Yarn need some help to set up a surprise for the enemies, and casually mention his artifacts. This should be enough to convince them. Just in case, Malik will be hidden with them and use telekinetic powers to block his Mind Control. Adeleine will also be following up on a rainbow mini-Toast she drew, as well as Yin-Yarn and Rawk Hawk following up. Yami will be held by Adeleine. Rawk Hawk will also offer them slices of his special cake, sprinkled with Applejack's seeds. And spit from Chatot. That's something he'd do.
They'll take 'em to the Star Rod Altar, urging them inside when they get there. Dark Star will have it blacked out. Yin-Yarn and GG will greet them, while Malik uses his physic powers to make their voice seem to come from everywhere. While they stumble in the darkness for a moment, Denpuu will put a curse on Magolor so that he can't use Teleport or Energy Spheres. Malik will also use his powers to suspend all of them into place. GG will then briefly recount the fact of how the original Shy Guy Army died: They were trapped in a pitch black maze and fired at by an insane amount of cannons.
And with that, the 300 days of turrets will greet them.
Captain Plans:
General Guy isn't just going to sit around waiting for that to happen. He'll be having MOM send spam to HR-D3 and Prank Call on Metal General to slow their assault. I believe TGG has this more covered. He'll use Mysterious Sign Painters to tell the forces on Star Road to proceed carefully, which should make them progress slower and likely more clustered for when it blows up. Finally, Magic Tricks will be used to make the building appear normal so that when they want assistance none will be coming.
Yami, Adeleine, and Rawk Hawk will hang around the alter. Rawk Hawk to preform the PEOPLE'S ELBOW, Adeleine and her rainbow-Toast to prevent escape, and Yami to steal Drawcia's clothes.
Applesauce and Applejack will assist the Slavers in their effort, using their friendliness to help subdue.
King Boo will have been doing more important things: Hustlin'. He'll start hustlin' Blade Knights out of their weapons. He'll stockpile these in the observatories for the Shy Guys to use later.
Justin is assisting his Glitzville friends, and trying to hack the Metal Gear Ex with his shoe. Easy as cake, and every bit as logical.
Werman and Infini T. are pretty much useless right now. Werman is entirely unnecessary seeing as how we already have all his plans. But he can at least fly around. So he'll help out Infini T. and be a tag team, going wherever our forces are weakest and berserk enemies. They'll carry around Black Jewel to reanimate the corpses. Phazon'd areas will try to be avoided, as they don't need to help out there.
Troop Plans:
It's best to make it look like Berfer's forces are being fought, too. Generic Lawyers and Gohmalings will use their subduing abilities to hold them off while trying to keep casualties to a minimum.
Terrorist Imps will bombard the uber knights with exploding feces and urine from above if they're proving to be a problem. If they have the upper hand here, then the Imps will fly around the Lor Starcutter, wrecking it's weapons with their feces/urines and dismantling them for scrap. Shy Guys will assist in this dismantling effort, but will first deploy all their Pool Toys above the uber Blade Knights to give them trouble navigating.
Space Pirates will fly above their forces so that if they die, their corpses will land in their midst and the release of Phazon will start to drive them berserk. They'll try to stay out of reach though, while pumping their rifles at their heads.
The Yarn Waddle Dees are still frivolous hats. They also work as medics. Whenever their occupant is injured, they'll stitch up their wounds.
A hundred or so Batadons were used in the Tunnel, and 6,000 are supporting Bowsrbots. The remaining 1,900 will crush the Waddle Doos and Dees.
And it's up to the Hobos to keep the attackers from gaining ground. They'll be lobbing their urine at knights, who pose the most threat. This should rust their armor or something and make it hard for them to move. They'll try to hit any Waddle Dees though, to ruin any of the fruit they might use to heal. If they're forced to get up close to hold off knights, they'll aim for chinks in their armor and stab them either under their arms or their face.