Post by thefinalenigma on Feb 25, 2012 13:26:56 GMT -5
It's weapon is a blood covered knife that will merge with a spork that its paint companion carries as its weapon.
Rocky Blender (25 days): This was the same fucking blender of Rocky. I don't know how Rainbow here got it, but then again do you really want to know? He's fucking crazy man.
Waffling Problems Away (25 days): A waffle iron, that can compress troops into large projectiles if they're heavily armored, or delicious food if they're simply flesh
Super Toast (flying)
Pancakes! (25 days): Aerial Toast can create pancakes! Platforms, shields, things to throw, whatever. PANCAKES WILL BE HAD.
Crumb FM (25 days): Radio waves of the Toast message will be broadcasted to all mechanical entities in range of Super Toast. This will make the appliances realize that they're all being taken advantage of and frenzy against their owners.
Eggdom (25 days): He once had a Toast cannon like the nefarious original Toast, but he ripped it out of his chest and stuffed a metal egg carton in there instead. For revenge, Super Toast ripped out his Death Ray parts. Anyhow these eggs get launched and explode on impact. The yolk of the eggs are like acid.
Bacon Wings (25 days): Those wings look absolutely delicious, unfortunately they're metal. However, when he flaps them while flying hot bacon grease will fall downwards at enemies and kind of burn their faces.
Aqua Toast
Orange Juice (25 days): Aqua Toast lets out a large amount of orange juice which will spread through the water and make it hard to swim through, and choke aquatic troops.
Cereal Business (25 days): Aqua Toast lets out cereal plus milk which gums up around ships and troops to prevent them from moving.
Hot Coffee (25 days): Aqua Toast will let out scalding coffee that will make water boil with ease, not to mention he could throw it in enemies' faces. It can be used to fuel other and Aqua Toasts.
Metal Straw (25 days): Aqua Toast can dispense orange juice, cereal, and scalding coffee through this straw. At worst he could just use it as a club. Of course, he can also use the straw to drink up bodies of water and then place them somewhere else.
Subterranean Toast
Egg Beater Drill (50 days): With this baby attached to the top of ST's head, he'll be able to drill through about anything.
Built-In-Cooker (25 days): Subterranean Toast will grab anything small enough and stick it in his oven and then just cook them all to death.
Shadow Fork (25 days): Out of nowhere Subterranean Toast can just pull out a kni--I mean fork from out of nowhere and stab you with it. These forks are almost limitless.
Toastette
She is like a feminine version of normal toast. Naturally, she's colored pink. She has a large metal spoon as a weapon, good for blunt attacks and reflecting.
Charm of the Toast Clan (50 days): People will bow before the might of the Toast. Toastette can get troops around her to convert to our side.
Special Muffins (50 days): Muffins for everyone! Well, for our enemies. Something about the muffins just make enemies want to stuff them into their mouths until they puke. But these aren't any normal muffins, these are SPECIAL muffins. She has ten different types of muffins she can make, but here's the downside! It's all by chance. Not to mention, all of them usually only last for a few or so minutes. But she can make SHIT TONS of them. Not to mention, if they don't want to eat them she'll launch them at them. She is a craaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy bitch.
--Wrath: This muffin makes the eater enraged, and they'll start attacking anything around them.
--Greed: This one will make the eater obsessed with hoarding anything that's around them, whether it's fallen troops' swords, or simply just rocks. This will obviously not only distract them but kind of weigh them down.
--Sloth: This is self-explanatory really, whoever eats this simply lays down even in the middle of a battlefield and goes to sleep.
--Pride: Even the smallest troop gets a shit ton of pride that makes them instantly a douchebag and they try to go attack the most powerful thing they see.
--Lust: They'll fall in love with fellow allies, and make them extremely confused by their advances.
--Envy: They'll envy us so much that they want to be us! So in an attempt to be us they'll try to do things to help us to earn our respect. ...You believed that? No, envy doesn't do that. Envy makes them so jealous that they'll be willing to kill their own allies when they're sleeping for us.
--Gluttony: Oh God, now they're biting their own allies, eating anything in sight. This also kind of makes them overweight.
--Ass Demons: You aren't eating those are you? They're full of laxatives man! Now your troops are going to be disabled considering they're not gonna be able stop having diarrhea.
--Assaulted Muffin: Whoever eats this muffin grows to be a muffin that looks like it's been beaten or dropped. This muffin also seems as if he's drunk and gets in fights with any that are around. Is the equivalent of a 10 day WM, but Toasette cannot make any more muffins until Assaulted Muffin is slain. He also talks about historical events but as if he was there and saw them all happen. Not to mention he fights by biting troops.
--Drugged Muffins: Those that eat these muffins will flip the fuck out, and start seeing colors and things that aren't there.
Normal Toast