Pyramid

[BGO]

Editing it from here. Ignore all the ninja bits.



Progressing into the Pyramid can cause one of these events.

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=== A Junction ===

You stand at a junction. Where do you wish to go?

[To the left][Forward][To the right]
[Look for an exit!]

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=== Scorpion ===

A scorpion falls on your neck!

You sweep it off you and quickly run away!

''OR

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=== Trap Door ===

You fall through a trap door and get launched out of the Pyramid!
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=== A Sword ===
You find a Sword in a dark corner of the temple!

[[File:Sword.png]]

You put it in your bag, it might come in handy.
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=== Whoops! ===
''You walk into the temple and trip over a rack of blades.

'''OR

''You walk into the temple and need to poop. You try to go to the toilet, but accidentally end up pooping on a sacred ninja relic. Shit happens.

'''OR

''You walk into the temple and notice a pile of filthy ninja clothes. You're in a good mood and decide to wash them. Unfortunately you used brand X and all the ninja clothes come out of the machine completely grey. Uh oh...


The ninjas grab you, pour some poison into your mouth and throw you out of the temple.
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=== Dark Blade Of Fire ===
A ninja called Dark Blade Of Fire stole your <'''Item'''>! Damn, he's fast!



P.S. The linked movie was made by [http://www.youtube.com/user/TVsKyle TVsKyle], who rocks.
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=== Chi ===
A ninja master teaches you how to channel your chi. You feel more focused and gain 1 speed!
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=== What The... ===
Some dark shades move past you at an incredible speed! You feel a sting and wake up 12* spaces back.
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<nowiki>*</nowiki>The amount maybe varies.
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Source: [[Ninja Temple]]

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[[Category:Subevents]]

[sineG yuG lareneG]

So It Begins...

You push some rocks away and enter the ominous maze. The gate shuts behind you.




Mummy

You are being chased by a mummy!

Quickly you run around a corner! You lost him.



Snake Pit

You stand in front of a snake pit!

Quickly you take a step back! Better take another route...



Burning Arrow

A burning arrow shoots from the wall!

You duck as the arrow soars over your head!



The Pharaoh's Treasure!

You have found the legendary treasure of the Pharaoh! You win the game instantly, IF you can make it out alive!



Poisonous Fumes

A sarcophagus opens and poisonous fumes escape!

You hold your breath and run like hell!



No Exit

You couldn't find a way out.



Rock Boulder

A rock boulder falls down!

Swiftly you jump away!



Burning Arrow

A burning arrow shoots from the wall!

The arrow penetrates your chest!




Death

You died in the pyramid.



Giant Axe

A giant axe swoops down from the roof!

You dodge the axe by pressing your body against the wall!



The Pharaoh's Treasure!

Somehow you're back in the treasure room. Wrong way!



The Curse Of The Pharaoh

You are cursed by the haunted labyrinth!



Snake Pit

You stand in front of a snake pit!

You lose your balance and fall down the pit.



Pocket Ball, GO!

As you fall down the pit, you reach for your Pocket Ball! You throw it at the snakes before they eat you! A bright flash sucks one of the snakes in and you crash down into the pit.

You lay crippled, while the snakes devour you... Well, at least you caught one of them.


Died in the Pyramid

Your bones will lie in the pyramid forever!

The treasure stays behind. Tough luck, Indiana!

[sineG yuG lareneG]

Scorpion

A scorpion falls on your neck!

It stings you and its venom spreads quickly...


So It Begins...

When you enter the ominous maze, a gate shuts behind you.



Oh no!

You fall through a trap door and get launched out of the Pyramid!
However, when you fall the treasure slips from your hands. Tough luck, Indiana!



Rock Boulder

A rock boulder falls down!

You are crushed by the giant rock!



Spinning Blades

Spinning blades emerge from small openings in the walls.

You bend your body to avoid the blades and move on.



Moving Walls

The walls start moving in on you!

You sprint and narrowly escape the trap.



Spikes

Metal spikes shoot out of the floor!

You avoid all the spikes with agile movements!



Mummy

You are being chased by a mummy!

He grabs you and drags you into a dark room...



Pocket Ball, GO!

You try to fight off the mummy, but he's too damn strong! You manage to rip yourself loose for a second and quickly reach for your Pocket Ball. You throw it at where the mummy should be in the pitch dark room. You hear a muffled *THUD*, which indicates you hit the damn monster! A blinding flash sucks the creature in. Hahahaha!

When you're done laughing, you notice your feet are stuck in the loose sand... Dammit! The mummy hasn't dragged you here to kill you himself, but to let the quicksand seal your fate! You wiggle madly, but only sink deeper and deeper. You manage to grab your Pocket Ball just before you choke in the cold desert sand.




Giant Axe

A giant axe swoops down from the roof!

You are cut in half!



Died in the Pyramid

Your bones will lie in the pyramid forever!

[sineG yuG lareneG]

Deadly Pyramid

[[Image: The Pyramid.png]]

You stand in front of a Pyramid.
Do you wish to enter this deadly labyrinth?

[sineG yuG lareneG]

Dark Whispers

Dark whispers enter your mind. 'Your heart will explode.'

You resist the dark voice and keep moving.

[sineG yuG lareneG]

Pocket Ball, GO!

After you exit the Cat Bus, it meows and purrs at you. Such a nice creature! Much nicer than you...

You reach for your Pocket Ball while you pat the purring Cat Bus. With a sudden movement you throw it in the Cat Bus' soft belly fur. It disappears in the creature's blubbery body for a few seconds. A big flash emerges from the creature's fur and it gets sucked into the Pocket Ball. It wiggles a little, but quickly stops. Hurray, you've caught the friendly, Japanese Cat Bus!

[sineG yuG lareneG]

Pyramid

You activate your Improbability Device inside the Pyramid. Treasure time! ...What's that sound?

A giant boulder rolls towards you! You run away like mad, but a burning arrows shoots out from the wall and penetrates your left leg! You try to keep running, but bump into a mummy! You push it away from you and you hear how the moaning monster chases you as you hop away, injured severely. A scorpion falls from the wall onto your neck and scuttles under your clothes! You try to reach for it, but a giant axe swoops down from the roof and cuts off your right arm! You scream in pain and fall on your knees. The mummy didn't notice you there and bumps into you. Both of you fall into a dark pit. It's filled with snakes! AAARGH! Spikes shoot out from the floor, penetrating some snakes and your right leg, while the mummy chews on your left foot. Poisonous fumes escape from a crack in the wall, causing your to choke as you feel how the scorpion stings you in the neck. Spinning blades emerge from the wall, cutting off your left hand! You cough and cry as you hear a rumbling sound. The giant boulder falls down the pit and crushes most of your remaining bones. Luckily this saves you from the walls that had started to crush you. The last thing you hear before you die, is a dark voice inside your head.

'Your heart will explode.'

[BLORB!]

[sineG yuG lareneG]

Improbability Device not used in:

Bear

[sineG yuG lareneG]

Good Aim?

You accidentally shoot the bear in his head.

The mighty bear falls to ground with a deafening crash and dies.




Dead bear

You take a quick glance at the cadaver and quickly run away...
However, someone took pictures of your cowardly act and now PETA is onto you!

[sineG yuG lareneG]

Chicken Launch!

You try to put your Chicken on the Catapult. It doesn't want to. Damn it, chicken! Get... on... the... Catapult! You quickly cut the rope. With a mighty SWOOP your Chicken flies off into the distance!

[sineG yuG lareneG]

Pyramid Events still needed:

Victory!
Dark Whispers (Death)
Poisonous Fumes (Death)
Scorpion (Pocket Ball)
Spinning Blades (Death)

[sineG yuG lareneG]

The Bright Side Of Life

Always look on the bright side of life! All living players receive 10 rupees!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo&feature=player_embedded


Catapults Are Dangerous

Damn right they are! But perhaps you forgot they're also insanely cool?


A Gate

A mechanism activates and a steel gate opens slowly...

[What could be behind it?]


Shortcut!

Wow! Behind the gate appears to be a shortcut! That saves you 20 spaces!


ACME Piano Launch!

You put your ACME Piano on the Catapult and cut the rope. Oof, that was heavy. With a mighty SWOOP it flies off into the distance! Time to crush your foes!


Deadly Tune

Your ACME Piano soars towards the ground. INCOMING!

<b>KABLAMMO!</b>

<Player> got crushed!


A Fan

A giant fan activates and blows Priestess Recette back 14 spaces!


Drink!

Glug glug glug...
You put it to your lips and start drinking...



Crazy Juice

Swoop da woop! You just drank some crazy juice! Schnitzel powerrrrr!


Mah Flexiflog!

'Zzzzzzzz... buh... wha?! Come to shteal mah Flexiflog... *HIC* ... hashn't you? GET LOSHT! It'sh mine... MINE! *HIC*'

Hmmmm... doesn't look like he's willing to let go. What to do, what to do?



TONK!

You hit the drunk on his head and he lets go of his precious item. Turns out it was a...



Mining Pick!



Cat Bus

A cat bus gives you a lift! Move 18 spaces forward!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjEH8egotkE&feature=player_embedded


Broken Glass Launch!

You put your Broken Glass on the Catapult and cut the rope. With a mighty SWOOP the shards fly off into the distance! You're sure that this is in no way dangerous... for yourself.


Glassy Airstrike

It rains glass shards from the skies around space 240! People run around in absolute horror as the razorsharp shards cut their thin skins...

<Name> got hit and has to skip a turn to recover.

[sineG yuG lareneG]

Lolrus!


You stand in front of the mighty lolrus! Do you wish to take his bucket?



No Bucket For You!


You are noble enough to let this majestic creature keep his bucket. Move 4 spaces forward!


All Your Bucket Are Belong To Us!


You have taken the bucket! Victory!



Wire Monies

'Good day, Sir. Do you wish to wire some of your Rupees to another player?'

Choose a player:
*<Players>
[Choose]

[Sorry, I changed my mind]


Wire Monies To <Player>

<i>'Okay, and how many Rupees would you like to transfer?'</i>

Amount in Rupees: (Max 100 Rupees)
[Choose]
[Sorry, I changed my mind]


Transferred <#> Rupees

<I>'The money has been transferred to Recette.
Have a good day Sir/Madam!'</i>


It's Good To Be Alive

A witch doctor be resurrectin' ya with powerful voodoo, mon!



The Bright Side Of Death

Always look on the bright side of death! All dead players receive 10 rupees!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo&feature=player_embedded



Dog Turd

You step in a dog turd. Ewww... smelly. Move back 6 spaces, stinky!


Bad Guys Beware!

'Hear me, bad guys of the wild west! I, Recette, challenge you to a duel!'



Seems like a Dalton brother has shown up.
Perhaps if you kill some of those you'll get a better reputation.
Bob Dalton stands still in the distance.

'Draw your weapon, do-gooder!'
Nope.

<I>Hint: use a Gun or another item you think makes sense.</i>



Hypno Hero!

You put on your Hypno Glasses and stare Bob Dalton in the eyes.
<I>'Shoot yourself.'</I>

Bob Dalton shoots himself and drops dead.

You receive a 10 Rupee reward for your heroic deed!
Also, your reputation in the Wild West has improved!



No Teleporter

You find a teleporter and you don't take it? Why? WHY?



Death Sucks

All your friends have gathered to pay their last respects to you.

That's right. Nobody.
Continue



Death Sucks

A cannibal eats part of your buttocks. OM NOM NOM!



Death Sucks

You won the lottery! Because you're dead the money has been donated to charity.



Not Thirsty

You're no fun.




Round Effects

Indiana Priestess Recette resurrected thanks to Faith. Priestly goodness!



Old Gil

A man calling himself 'good old Gil' asks you for a small loan. You send him away with 2 Rupees.

He'll pay it back... right?

[sineG yuG lareneG]

What The...

Somewhere on the Great Ocean an oil tanker sinks.

Ah well, time to move on.



Well Played...

Well done... Go 5 spaces forward!



Pocket Ball, GO!

After you've freed the Goblin Potion Master, you throw you Pocket Ball in his face! Ouch!
The Potion Master gets sucked into the ball, and it keeps wiggling. You glance around, hoping no one saw your vile act...

After some moments that seem to take forever, the ball stops wiggling.


Duel Time!

You swiftly draw your gun and shoot Jack Dalton right in his eyeball!

You receive a 10 Rupee reward for your heroic deed!
Also, your reputation in the Wild West has improved!



Everyone Has AIDS!

AIDS AIDS AIDS!
AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS!
Everyone has AIDS!

Priestess #Tear already had AIDS.

At least it sucks for everyone...




Enraged Bear

The bear becomes enraged...

He rips you apart and you die...

[sineG yuG lareneG]

Pocket Ball, GO!

You throw your Pocket Ball at the Nowai Owl. It sucks the bird in and it keeps wiggling! After a few seconds it stops moving.



Paladin Priest Recette throws the bomb near Paladin Priestess #Tear.
Quick quick! Throw it away!


Whoops!

Paladin Priestess #Tear forgot about air friction and missed. The bomb exploded in an empty field



Fizzle!

You throw your Pocket Ball at the Orly Owl. It sucks the bird in and it keeps wiggling! After a few seconds, the ball opens and the Orly Owl escapes! You really pissed it off and it chases you back 10 spaces!

Oh really? Ya really!



Liquid Luck Launch!

You put your Liquid Luck on the Catapult and cut the rope. With a mighty SWOOP it flies off into the distance! You gaze at the vial and you're feeling lucky!


Evaporated Luck

Your Liquid Luck lands on space 927 and shatters! The substance inside evaporates and forms a cloud of pure luck!

No one was around that space, so no one got lucky...

[sineG yuG lareneG]

Flamethrower Launch!

You put your Flamethrower on the Catapult and cut the rope. With a mighty SWOOP it flies off into the distance! The Flamethrower manual clearly stated not to launch it with a catapult, but you think this is pretty awesome.

'Let's burn!'



Burn?

Your Flamethrower tumbles towards the ground! It hits the ground and unleashes a mighty firestorm!

Then again, there is no one near space 1016, so it's not very effective. Meh.



Pocket Ball, GO!

You startle the majestic Lolrus when you throw your Pocket Ball against its head. It fails to resist and gets sucked in with a flash.

[sineG yuG lareneG]

Fizzle!

Shadowfax drops you off, but when Gandalf's fabled horse turns around to find its master again, you quickly throw your Pocket Ball!

The mighty horse is caught, but the Pocket Ball keeps wiggling! After a few seconds, the ball opens and Shadowfax escapes! Shadowfax kicks you back 6 spaces and knocks you down. You skip a turn before you regain consciousness.



<Name> touches a black great white shark with contempt.

A good woman is like a concrete bird cage: rough on the outside, but heavy as hell.

[lol wut?]



Pocket Ball, GO!

LOL WUT? You throw your Pocket Ball at the Lolwut Creature and it gets sucked in! Wow, another beast caught!


Vladimir Putin eats a mysterious hooker against all odds.

Really... what are the odds?

[sineG yuG lareneG]

Safety Precautions



You put the gun in your inventory. You feel a lot safer now.



Gandalf smiles at you.
'Why would you ask for that, which you already have?'


BANG!

Priest Recette missed. Priestess #Tear got away safely.




Aphrodisiac

It was an aphrodisiac. You are now so distracted you move 1 space slower each turn.
Hmmmmm, muscled, sexy men!


Wood Hite

You've drawn the attention of one of the more famous villains.
Killing this guy will do your reputation good!
Wood Hite stands still in the distance.

'Draw your weapon, do-gooder!'
Nope.

Hint: use a Gun or another item you think makes sense.

[sineG yuG lareneG]

Sucks Being Dead

Priest Recette throws the bomb near Priestess #Tear.
Unfortunately, Priestess #Tear is dead and can't throw the bomb away...



KABOOM!

The bomb exploded and cleaned up Priestess #Tear's body, blowing it back 50 spaces.




No Diss Card

Awww, that's so sweet!


Averell Dalton

[sineG yuG lareneG]

Emmett Dalton



Forward!

You scare the beast forward!




Good Day and how are you today
Dear Sir/Madam,

I am presently undergoing medical treatment for ovarian cancer in a Hospital in Slovak Republic. but recently my Doctor told me that my condition has worsened and it is obvious I may not survive unless by special grace of God .We were married for 34 years with a son Karsten Aleksander Moholt who died along with my husband. Before the death of my husband, he had deposited a sum of Four Million, five hundred thousand (4,500,000 Euro) in a Prime bank hoping to set up trust fund. Presently, the money is still with the Bank unclaimed. For this I decided to donate the fund for humanitarian purposes through a church, God fearing individual or organization that will use it to support orphanage homes, old people's homes, widows and propagation of word of God. I took this decision because is what my late husband had always wanted. My husband had earlier decided to establish trust fund before his untimely death.

I therefore request you to accept this proposal and help me to achieve my heart desire by receiving the fund and carrying out the humanitarian projects as appointed administrator. If you accept this offer, you will be entitled to 25% of the 4.5 Million Euro as your running cost or compensation, while the balance should be used for humanitarian projects. I want you to reassure me that you will use this fund in a good way and according to the desire of the Lord you serve, I also want you to give me contact detail,
Your Full Name..........
Your Full Address .......
Your Telephon Number.........

So that i will inform the Bank that you will be the sole and beneficiary of our fund which my late husband deposited in their bank and I will also give you the contact of the bank for you to contact them and arrange with them on how to transfer the fund to you in your account without any delay.

If you will be of assistance to me more details and proves will be giving to you, please reply immediately I will surely appreciate and thank you for your kindness in giving me this help.

Yours sincerely
Mrs. Ramona Moholt.



Reinforcements!

Reinforcements have arrived!
Every player has received several items!

What would the others have received?



Cowboy

You take a seat next to the cowboy.


Cowboy

'So, what's a cowboy like you doing in a saloon like this?'


Bar Talk

'Hey there yourself! It's so super nice to see a new face here. Things can get rather, like, you know, booooooooring out here after a while. Sooooooo, can I offer you a drink, handsome?'


Margarita

'One anal margarita for my friend over here!'

A few margaritas later...

'Sooooooo, do you feel like checking out the room upstairs, baby?'



Upstairs

'Follow me, sweety.'


Awkward

You wake up next to a few cowboys. You trip over a rubber object as you pull your pants up and hurt your foot. Your ass hurts. You realise now that you should've watched Brokeback Mountain before going to the wild west. You lose 1 speed.



Time To Shoot!

Alright. You aimed the catapult forward. Perhaps now we can launch some stuff into the distance!
I'll launch myself!
No way!

Hint: use an item to launch it!



Zwoop!


You climb on the catapult and cut the rope. 'To the skies!'




High In The Sky

You soar through the air and as you gaze upon the landscape below you, you think:

A man with one watch knows what time it is; a man with two watches is never quite sure.
-Lee Segall-

How inspirational.


Aaaaaaaaah!

You're about to hit the ground!



Zwop Zwop Flop!

You land on a hill and roll down. You crash in a soft bush which breaks your fall. Flawless victory!



BANG!

Paladin Recette was not afraid to die and thus died.



Death Sucks

The next day your tragic death is on the front page of every newspaper.

'Finally!' - The New York Times



Fizzle!

You throw your Pocket Ball at the Gorilla. It sucks the beast in and it keeps wiggling! After a few seconds, the ball opens and the Gorilla escapes! You really pissed him off! He grabs you and drags you 5 spaces back you into a bush. Did we mention it's an angry silverback Gorilla in mating season? You skip a turn.



Dead

It's your turn! Let's try to resurrect!



It's Good To Be Alive

A witch doctor be resurrectin' ya with powerful voodoo, mon!

[sineG yuG lareneG]

Zwoop!


You climb on the catapult and cut the rope. 'Death from aboooooooove!'



High In The Sky

You soar through the air and as you gaze upon the landscape below you, you think:

The gods too are fond of a joke.
-Aristotle-

How inspirational.



Pwof!

You crash on the ground, roll a bit and hit a rock with your head.
Might take a turn before you're conscious again...


You find a ticking time bomb! Throw it away, quickly!


KABOOM!

The moment you pick up the bomb, it stops ticking...
The bomb explodes in your hands, sending you back 38 spaces!


It's A Bomb!


Quick quick! Throw it away!




Death Sucks

You are dead. Very much so. Or wait... maybe...

Nope. Dead for reals, yo!


Death Sucks

A hyena gnaws on your bones. At least someone seems to appreciate you now that you're dead.

Death Sucks

Dick Cheney dances on your grave.


Death

You can't roll dice when you're dead, buddy!


It's Good To Be Alive

A mad scientist manages to revive you!

Myeah. That was pretty much it.


It's Good To Be Alive

Aliens beam your corpse up for research and revive you. Of course you turn out to be a worthless specimen and they drop you out of their ship.



No Diss Card

Carebear!


Speed Exchange!

A magical spell is cast! You exchange speed with Priest Paladin Recette and thus your speed is decreased by 1 spaces per turn! You dissed yourself...




Freedom!

You escaped! You narrowly avoid the bullets and won't have to face the U.N.'s terrible wrath!



Bar Talk

'Like, just hanging out a bit, honey. Cowboy life can, like, be soooooo lonely, you know? But well, I've gotta go back to my darlings. If I stay in the saloon too long, they get lonely too. See you around, sweety!'


Pocket Ball, GO!

You throw your Pocket Ball at the Nowai Owl. It sucks the bird in and it keeps wiggling! After a few seconds it stops moving.


Margarita

'One anal margarita for my friend over here!'

After a few margaritas things become a bit blurry...


Awkward

You wake up next to a few cowboys. You trip over a rubber object as you pull your pants up and hurt your foot. Your ass hurts. Now you finally understand why cowboys walk so funny. You lose 1 speed.



Put It In Your Pocket!



You put the diss card in your pocket. You can use it when the time is right...


Death

You get eaten by a ghost!

You die.


Reincarnate

You reincarnate as a turtle!

You will now gain karma by living according to your dharma. Spiritual, eh?

Make sure you gather as much karma as you can. You will reincarnate again if you gather 4 karma!


Sit Still

You sit still as best you can. After a while the Sea Eagle seems to have gone. Oof, that was too risky! You quickly crawl into the big, blue sea.


Slow Fish

You see some delicious, slow fish! Below you grows some nice, edible seaweed. But meh, why have seaweed when there's delicious fishies!

What do you do?


Slow Fish Is Slow

Awww yeah! This is the good life! You set your eyes on a particularly fat and juicy one. Ahhh, this totally satisfies your munchies! Way to go, dude!
Continue

You gain 2 karma, so now you have 3 karma.


Time To Lay Eggs

You're a female apparently (don't question the game) and you are ready to lay your eggs.

What do you do?



Buried Eggs

You bury your eggs in the sand. Ahh, they'll remain safe there. Good job!
Continue

You gain 2 karma, so now you have 5 karma.


Reincarnate

You have lived a very long life and die at the age of 135.

You reincarnate as a human!



Death Sucks

intr.v. died, dy-ing, dies
To cease living; become dead; expire.


Grat Dalton


Mah Precioush!

'Zzzzzzzz... buh... wha?! Come to shteal mah Precioush... *HIC* ... hashn't you? GET LOSHT! It'sh mine... MINE! *HIC*'

Hmmmm... doesn't look like he's willing to let go. What to do, what to do?




No Drink

'Aw, shoot! Ah well, back to my darling cows and my regular cowboy buddies then!'



Unicorn Power

You stand in front of one of the fabled Unicorns! Which awesome power do you want?
Fluffiness
Rainbow Speed
Cuteness
Unicorn Tears
No power for me!


KA-phrrr!

It seems to be broken. Well, no one got hurt this time!



Reinforcements have arrived!
Every player has received several items!

Woohoo! Having many things makes you happy!



Death Sucks

Your corpse got moved to a new graveyard, because the old one got demolished to build a new themepark!

So uhm... yeah you're still dead...


Death Sucks

Scientists discover a whole new kind of fungus on your corpse. Huzzah! At least you've accomplished something in death!


Pocket Ball, GO!

You throw your Pocket Ball at the Yarly Owl. It sucks the bird in and it keeps wiggling! After a few seconds it stops moving.


It's Good To Be Alive

Finally, you see a bright light. In the distance you see all your loved ones and you try your best to move forward.
Suddenly from high above a giant hand moves down. Could it be... Him? The hand then puts a finger and its thumb together and shoots you away.

Seems it's not your time yet, eh?



Speed Potion

It was speed potion! You move one space faster each turn!



Mah Jibberbashig!

'Zzzzzzzz... buh... wha?! Come to shteal mah Jibberbashig... *HIC* ... hashn't you? GET LOSHT! It'sh mine... MINE! *HIC*'

Hmmmm... doesn't look like he's willing to let go. What to do, what to do?


TONK!

You hit the drunk on his head and he lets go of his precious item. Turns out it was a...



Happy Crystal!





No Diss Card

Afraid to make enemies, eh?

[sineG yuG lareneG]

Mining Pick Launch!

You put your Mining Pick on the Catapult and cut the rope. With a mighty SWOOP it flies off into the distance! You're sure of one thing: no matter what happens, this was worth it!



Mining Pick

Your Mining Pick soars towards the ground. INCOMING!

It kind of just... lands on space 511. And that's it. You know what? This is kind of disappointing.



Death Sucks

A group of thugs use your corpse for stabbing practise.

Stab, one, two, three, stab!



Cow Launch!

You put your Cow on the Catapult and cut the rope. Oof, that was heavy. With a mighty SWOOP the Cow flies off into the distance! Crush our foes, Bessy!



Groovy!

Your Cow soars towards the ground like a bovine superhero. Moooooooooooo!

WHAM!

Well...it kind of just... crashed on space 636. Luckily cows are incredibly sturdy, so the Cow just keeps walking.

[sineG yuG lareneG]

High In The Sky

You soar through the air and as you gaze upon the landscape below you, you think:

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
-Oscar Wilde-


Splat!

You crash on the ground, break nearly all your bones and die.
It was worth it!

[sineG yuG lareneG]

Death Sucks

Oh my, the cadaver worms seem to have reached your special area. Even though you're dead, that just cannot be pleasant!


Death Sucks

Gandalf walks past your corpse.

'You should have taken the auto-resurrection, my friend.'



Pocket Ball, GO!

After your sick deed you throw you Pocket Ball at the Frankenstein Monster! It gets sucked in with a bright flash. The Pocket Ball wiggles for a few seconds, then stops moving completely. You've caught the Frankenstein Monster!


It's Good To Be Alive

God kicks you out of heaven for harrassing an angel! Go back to earth you pervert!

[sineG yuG lareneG]

Kidnapped

The U.N. has sent some rebels after you, they kidnap and blindfold you and take 10 Rupees. They drop you off 5 spaces back.



Death Sucks

Death is the permanent termination of the biological functions that define a living organism. It refers both to a particular event and to the continuing condition that results thereby.



What The...

Yet another Norwegian fjord crumbles into the ocean.

Ah well, time to move on.



Death Sucks

A dyslexic farmer tries to harvest your corpse instead of his crops.

That didn't make any sense...



Oh Really?



Atom Bomb


The U.N. are really furious and launch their Atom Bomb!
The Atom Bomb is aimed at <Player>!



Atom Bomb



The atom bomb crashes into <Player> and creates a massive explosion! Everyone who got hit was affected by Radiation Sickness.