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Pyramid
Jun 25, 2012 6:29:37 GMT -5
Post by sineG yuG lareneG on Jun 25, 2012 6:29:37 GMT -5
Reincarnate
You reincarnate as a dog!
You will now gain karma by living according to your dharma. Spiritual, eh?
Make sure you gather as much karma as you can. You will reincarnate again if you gather 4 karma!
Take The Nipple
You push away your weakest sibling and start drinking milk. Success!
Continue
You gain 2 karma, so now you have 2 karma.
Squirrel
You're in a forest and you see a squirrel!
What do you do?
Bark!
Ignore it
Climb in the tree
Run away
Run Away
You are a very rare kind of dog, one that is afraid of squirrels! You run away and your owner runs after you shouting for you to come back. After a few minutes he catches up to you, and puts you back on the leash.
Continue
You gain 1 karma, so now you have 3 karma.
Firetruck
Your owner is taking you for a walk when suddenly you see a firetruck with its sirens on!
What do you do?
Run after it!
Bark
Ignore
Bark
You bark loudly at the firetruck, and your owner is not pleased. You feel kinda good though.
Continue
You gain 2 karma, so now you have 5 karma.
Reincarnate
You get run over by a firetruck while you tried to catch it and you die.
You reincarnate as a human!
ACME Rocket Launch!
You put your ACME Rocket on the Catapult, light it and cut the rope. With a mighty SWOOP it flies off into the distance! You can't wait to witness the explosion!
Fireworks!
Your ACME Rocket tumbles towards the ground. However, just before it lands it ignites and flies off again! It circles through the air!
Eventually, it crashes on space 788 and creates a powerful explosion!
Tank
You find a tank! You enter it and are now an invulnerable, destructive monster!
Cool!Nah, thanks.
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Pyramid
Jun 25, 2012 19:11:22 GMT -5
Post by sineG yuG lareneG on Jun 25, 2012 19:11:22 GMT -5
White Figure
You use your Improbability Device and suddenly feel yourself drawn to a certain place.
You walk 2 spaces and see a vague white figure in the distance... Who could it be?
Round Effects
Early Reinforcements
Reinforcements have arrived!
Every player has received several items!
What would the others have received?
Early Reinforcements
Reinforcements have arrived!
Every player has received several items!
That oughta shake things up!
Gotta Catch 'Em All!
You use your Improbability Device and suddenly Pocket Balls start falling from the sky!
You pick one of them up, it might come in handy...
What The...
Somewhere a duck turns into a necrophiliac.
Ah well, time to move on.
Pocket Ball, GO!
Shadowfax drops you off, but when Gandalf's fabled horse turns around to find its master again, you quickly throw your Pocket Ball!
The mighty horse is caught, but the Pocket Ball keeps wiggling! After a few seconds, the ball stops wiggling...
Let's hope Gandalf doesn't find you...
Improbability Device
You use your Improbability Device.
Priest Recette got hit by a train.
Hmm, seems like nothing happened... Well, let's move on!
Confusion
'Did we say 10 spaces back? We meant 10 spaces forward!'
They're Shooting!
The U.N. sends soldiers at you! How many spaces do you want to run to escape them? (Max 40 spaces)
You Got Hit!
Should've fled more, buddy! Bullets in your ass and 25% of your spaces backwards! (27 spaces)
Mad Pirates!
Too bad for you, this event woke up the pirates.
You run and get away safely. Too bad you ran the wrong way, 5 spaces back.
TONK!
You hit the drunk on his head and he lets go of his precious item. Turns out it was a...
Holy Hand Grenade!
What The...
A hiker in Alaska gets eaten by a grizzly bear.
Ah well, time to move on.
BANG!
Paladin Priestess #Tear has nice aim. Paladin Priest Recette got killed.
Death Sucks
Lightning strikes your corpse and it smolders for a bit. Good thing you were dead already!
It's Good To Be Alive
In a freak accident a policeman shoots a taser up your bumhole. In a crazy coincidence, this manages to revive you.
Yes. You just got revived through anal shocks.
You soar through the air and as you gaze upon the landscape below you, you think:
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
-Woody Allen-
How inspirational.
Parachute
You float towards the ground and land gracefully in the soft grass. Maybe you should thank Da Vinci some day for inventing the parachute.
You run away from the bear, flapping your arms over your head while crying and shrieking in fear! After 27 spaces you come to your senses and break a twig from a tree and wave it at the bear:
'Wraaah!'
Cavemen
You stand in front of a group of grumpy, hairy cavemen...
The cavemen seem rather pleased with your presence. The leader grabs you by your hair and drags you into a cave. Skip a turn, baby!
You run away from the bear, flapping your arms over your head while crying and shrieking in fear! After 20 spaces you come to your senses and break a twig from a tree and wave it at the bear:
'Begone, beast!'
Backward!
You scare the beast back!
Poison
It was poison! You feel really sick and move 5 spaces slower.
Death Sucks
you.dead = true;
you.rot();
for(int i=0; i < allYourFriends.length; i++){
allYourFriends.danceOnYourGrave();
}
This is not a bug. It's a programming joke. It's amusing to us nerds.
Suicide
You unleash the card's dark magic upon yourself.
You die.
Atom Bomb Remote
You accidentily aim the Atom Bomb at yourself! Oops!
Puppy
You are a cute little puppy and one day a little girl comes to take a look at you.
What do you do?
Use puppy eyes
Piss
Bark
Vomit
Puppy Eyes
You use your best puppy eyes and look at the little girl. She adores you and says: 'Awww, can I have this one pleeeeeease?'. Her parents look at eachother and then also fall for your cute puppy charms.
Continue
You gain 2 karma, so now you have 2 karma.
Dogs In The Park
You are running in the park and you see another dog!
What do you do?
Run away
Bark
Sniff butt
Growl and bite
Bark
You bark at the other dog. He is not impressed and barks back. Your owner comes and takes you back home.
Continue
You gain 1 karma, so now you have 3 karma.
Firetruck!!
You yank yourself free from the leash and run after the firetruck. Your owner runs after you yelling for you to stop. After a few blocks you come to your senses and your owner puts you back on the leash. You feel kinda good about yourself though.
Continue
You gain 2 karma, so now you have 5 karma.
Reincarnate
You die happily as a really old dog.
You reincarnate as a human!
Young Turtle
You're a young turtle and you've just hatched from your egg. Crawling to the sea you notice an ominous shadow moving over you...
What do you do?
Hide under a rock!
Sit still
Crawl faster!
Hide Under Rock
You quickly hide under a rock and wait for the Sea Eagle to leave. As soon as he's gone, you crawl into the big blue sea.
Continue
You gain 2 karma, so now you have 2 karma.
Shaaark!
Just when you thought it was safe to get back in the water. A freaking shark! Oh god, oh god! He's got you in his mouth!
What do you do?!
Hide inside shell
Swim away
Bite shark
Hide!
Quickly you retract your arms, legs and head. You'll be safe inside your hard shell. After an hour or so the shark gives up. Victory!
Continue
You gain 2 karma, so now you have 4 karma.
Death Sucks
You know the rumor that dead people empty their bowels? Well, you're the livi... erm... dead example of that now. Ewww!
Pocket Ball, GO!
You throw your Pocket Ball at the already half squashed Temporal Bug. The Pocket Ball hits the crippled bug and swallows it!
Since you stepped on the bug, the time line is irrevocably altered.
In this reality, Recette is called Robocop.
In this reality, #Tear is called Lady Stoneheart.
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Pyramid
Jun 25, 2012 20:22:39 GMT -5
Post by sineG yuG lareneG on Jun 25, 2012 20:22:39 GMT -5
Agent Smith
'Mister Pinky... surprised to see me?'
Ouch
Agent Smith kicks your ass, and you run back 7 spaces to lose him!
Continue
Uhm...Yes?
Holy Water
It was Holy Water, which removed all your curses!
Mah Shmaggaroo!
'Zzzzzzzz... buh... wha?! Come to shteal mah Shmaggaroo... *HIC* ... hashn't you? GET LOSHT! It'sh mine... MINE! *HIC*'
Hmmmm... doesn't look like he's willing to let go. What to do, what to do?
The Sheriff
'Lower that hammer, missy! This is a peaceful town and miscreants like you ain't gonna change that!'
Seems like you're gonna spend a night in jail... and skip a turn.
Mah Schmibber!
'Zzzzzzzz... buh... wha?! Come to shteal mah Schmibber... *HIC* ... hashn't you? GET LOSHT! It'sh mine... MINE! *HIC*'
Hmmmm... doesn't look like he's willing to let go. What to do, what to do?
Death Sucks
A cannibal eats part of your buttocks. OM NOM NOM!
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Pyramid
Jun 25, 2012 20:59:03 GMT -5
Post by sineG yuG lareneG on Jun 25, 2012 20:59:03 GMT -5
Hypno Glasses Launch!
You put your Hypno Glasses on the Catapult and cut the rope. With a mighty SWOOP they fly off into the distance! Sometimes you wonder what you're doing, but hey, thinking hurts your brain!
Hypno Glasses
Your Hypno Glasses tumble towards the ground.
They kind of just... land on space 1341. And that's it. So. Yeah. What was the plan again?
What The...
Kenny got killed. You bastard!
Ah well, time to move on.
Gun Launch!
You put your Gun on the Catapult and cut the rope. With a mighty SWOOP it flies off into the distance! You're sure of one thing: no matter what happens, this was worth it!
Whatcha Gunna Do?
Your Gun lands on space 1498!
It triggers and shoots a bullet straight up. The bullet almost hits a bird, but that's about it. Ah well, whatcha gunna do? You shrug and continue.
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Pyramid
Jun 25, 2012 22:30:57 GMT -5
Post by sineG yuG lareneG on Jun 25, 2012 22:30:57 GMT -5
Secret Agent
The U.N. send a secret agent after you, and he steals your Diss Card: Death!
Night Crystal Launch!
You put your Night Crystal on the Catapult and cut the rope. With a mighty SWOOP it flies off into the distance! Sometimes you wonder what you're doing, but hey, thinking is for nerds!
Night Magic
Your Night Crystal tumbles towards the ground.
It kind of just... lands on space 1565. And that's it. You know what? This is kind of disappointing.
Death Sucks
Two smurfs walk up to your corpse.
'Seems like this one smurfed the smurf.', says the one.
'Serves the little smurfer right!', says the other.
What the hell?
eats a wooden barkeep with amazing precision.
Enlightening, isn't it?
Sword Launch!
You put your Sword on the Catapult and cut the rope. With a mighty SWOOP it flies off into the distance! This looks rather dangerous. You like dangerous!
Spinning Blade Of Fail
Your Sword spins towards the ground. INCOMING!
It kind of just... lands on space 1720. And that's it. You know what? This is kind of disappointing.
TONK!
You hit the drunk on his head and he lets go of his precious item. Turns out it was a...
Hand Grenade!
Dead
You can't roll dice when you're dead buddy!
Piss
It was piss. You’ll now be known as a piss drinker!
What The...
All of the sudden, Woody Allen got stuck with a writer's block.
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Pyramid
Jun 25, 2012 23:35:59 GMT -5
Post by sineG yuG lareneG on Jun 25, 2012 23:35:59 GMT -5
Secret Agent
The U.N. send a secret agent after you, and he steals your Diss Card: Death!
Night Crystal Launch!
You put your Night Crystal on the Catapult and cut the rope. With a mighty SWOOP it flies off into the distance! Sometimes you wonder what you're doing, but hey, thinking is for nerds!
Night Magic
Your Night Crystal tumbles towards the ground.
It kind of just... lands on space 1565. And that's it. You know what? This is kind of disappointing.
Death Sucks
Two smurfs walk up to your corpse.
'Seems like this one smurfed the smurf.', says the one.
'Serves the little smurfer right!', says the other.
What the hell?
eats a wooden barkeep with amazing precision.
Enlightening, isn't it?
Sword Launch!
You put your Sword on the Catapult and cut the rope. With a mighty SWOOP it flies off into the distance! This looks rather dangerous. You like dangerous!
Spinning Blade Of Fail
Your Sword spins towards the ground. INCOMING!
It kind of just... lands on space 1720. And that's it. You know what? This is kind of disappointing.
TONK!
You hit the drunk on his head and he lets go of his precious item. Turns out it was a...
Hand Grenade!
Dead
You can't roll dice when you're dead buddy!
Piss
It was piss. You’ll now be known as a piss drinker!
What The...
All of the sudden, Woody Allen got stuck with a writer's block.
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Pyramid
Jun 26, 2012 0:58:12 GMT -5
Post by sineG yuG lareneG on Jun 26, 2012 0:58:12 GMT -5
Death Sucks
A stinking hobo uses your corpse as shelter for the night.
You soar through the air and as you gaze upon the landscape below you, you think:
Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans.
-John Lennon-
A Note
When you walk up the gangway, you notice a small note pinned to the wood of the ship:
Do not try to board the ship; that's impossible.
Instead only try to realize the truth:
There is no ship.
Zwoop!
You climb on the catapult and cut the rope. 'Geronimooooooooo!'
You soar through the air and as you gaze upon the landscape below you, you think:
He of whom many are afraid ought to fear many.
-Sir Francis Bacon-
Piss
You piss all over the little girl and she is not amused. She picks another puppy and takes him home.
Continue
You gain 1 karma, so now you have 1 karma.
Animal Shelter
You ended up in an animal shelter. On a sunny morning a little boy comes to take a look at you. What do you?
Bark!
Mount him
Use puppy eyes
Bite
Puppy Eyes
You use your puppy eyes and look adorable. The boy likes you and pets you. You nudge him gently and feel good. He picks you and his parents take you home.
Continue
You gain 2 karma, so now you have 3 karma.
Bark
You bark loudly at the firetruck, and your owner is not pleased. You feel kinda good though.
Continue
You gain 2 karma, so now you have 5 karma.
Young Turtle
You're a young turtle and you've just hatched from your egg. You crawl towards the sea but soon find yourself on top of a big rock...
What do you do?
Jump off
Take the long way down
Take a sunbath
Long Way Down
You do the wise thing and find a safe way off the rock. When you're down, you crawl into the big, blue sea.
Continue
You gain 2 karma, so now you have 2 karma.
Swim Away!
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming! What do we do? We swim... swim...
Unfortunately, you're still in the shark's mouth. The shark bites off your head and you die.
High In The Sky
You soar through the air and as you gaze upon the landscape below you, you think:
I, at any rate, am convinced that He does not throw dice.
-Albert Einstein-
It's Good To Be Alive
Your spirit shoots through space, passing planets and stars. You don't watch where you're going and get sucked into a black hole. You wake up back on earth. Riiiight...
Kidnapped
The U.N. send some rebels after you, who kidnap and blindfold you. They slit your throat and dump you somewhere along the road.
Death Sucks
A pyromaniac with necrophilia puts your corpse on fire!
No Tarzan
You walk through the jungle, but it's awfully quiet. Tarzan must not be home. Meh.
BANG!
Priestess Oprah ran like hell and dodged all bullets.
Speed Exchange!
A magical spell is cast! You exchange speed with Seductress Sick Sick Priestess Oprah and thus your speed is increased by 10 spaces per turn!
What an amazing diss!
You soar through the air and as you gaze upon the landscape below you, you think:
A woman is like a tea bag- you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water.
-Eleanor Roosevelt
Sleeping Bear
You use your Improbability Device and walk into a forest. When you enter the forest you see something brown in the bushes. When you get closer you see a sleeping bear...
What do you want to do?
Wake the bear!Let the bear sleep
Wake up!
You kick the bear between the legs! Hah, that ought to wake him up...
The Bear!
ROARRRRRRRRR!!!
A gigantic angry bear runs towards you! What do you do?
Run for your life!
Hint: use an item
Fizzle!
You throw your Pocket Ball at the Bear. The Bear is caught but the Pocket Ball keeps wiggling! After a few seconds, the ball opens and the Bear comes out!
Shoot The Corpse!
Nice, shooting at a dead body. Well, you can never be too sure...
You soar through the air and as you gaze upon the landscape below you, you think:
If someone betrays you once, it's their fault; if they betray you twice, it's your fault.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-
Death Sucks
All your friends have gathered to pay their last respects to you.
That's right. Nobody.
What the superior man seeks is in himself; what the small man seeks is in others.
-Confucius-
No.
Oprah lifts up her head and looks at the bullets.
'No.' she says.
The bullets hang still in mid-air for a moment.
Then, seemingly having lost all momentum, drop to the floor.
You soar through the air and as you gaze upon the landscape below you, you think:
He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin-
Death Sucks
A rat creeps up your ass.
That's all. Time to move on, people.
To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.
-J. K. Rowling-
You jump into the first tube!
You found the coin room! You run around like mad and gather 36 coins! You jump into the tube again and appear at space 834! Awesome!
Piano (bear)
You try to play a nice tune on your piano but it fails miserably...
[Run for your life]
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Pyramid
Jul 12, 2012 17:39:17 GMT -5
Post by sineG yuG lareneG on Jul 12, 2012 17:39:17 GMT -5
Bark You bark at the other dog. The dog is scared and runs away. Your owner is kind of pleased with you. 2 karma www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiEzOgeyho0&feature=player_embeddedGrowl And Bite You growl at the other dog and try to bite him! Your owner quickly grabs you and puts you back on the leash. He is very unhappy with you. 1 karma Drink Milk You walk to your mother and drink some milk... Hmmm, you feel yourself growing stronger with every sip. Moolicious! Continue 2 Karma Move Away You get up and move away. The train rides past you and you find another spot to take a nap... The people on the train shrug. Why would a sacred cow interrupt his sacred nap? Continue You gain 1 karma, so now you have 3 karma. Ruminate You ruminate some grass you ate earlier and wait till the truck arrives at the slaughterhause. No need to worry about anything. Continue You gain 2 karma, so now you have 5 karma. |
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Pyramid
Jul 12, 2012 17:59:48 GMT -5
Post by sineG yuG lareneG on Jul 12, 2012 17:59:48 GMT -5
Stay On The Track
You lie still and take a short nap. The train driver makes an emergency stop to prevent crashing into you, because you're a sacred animal. After an hour or so you feel rested and move on. The train resumes his journey.
Continue
2 Karma
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Pyramid
Jul 12, 2012 19:08:04 GMT -5
Post by sineG yuG lareneG on Jul 12, 2012 19:08:04 GMT -5
Mirror
You broke a mirror! On Friday the 13th!
You pick up the broken pieces of glass and take them with you, but you have bad luck now...
Ruminate
You ruminate some grass you ate earlier and wait till you're sold to a new owner. Hmmm, life is good. 2 karma.
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Pyramid
Jul 13, 2012 18:00:08 GMT -5
Post by sineG yuG lareneG on Jul 13, 2012 18:00:08 GMT -5
Calf In The Barn
You are a little calf, warm and cozy in the barn.
What do you want to do?
Annoy a bull
Drink milk
Jump in the watertub!
Jump In The Tub
You jump into the watertub!
You feel the cold water rushing around you, but then you slip and land on your back!
Suddenly you gulp water instead of air, and deep inside you know you are going to drown...
Strong hands suddenly grab you and put you back on the hay-covered ground. Maybe taking a bath wasn't such a smart idea...
Continue
You gain 1 karma, so now you have 1 karma.
Spilt Milk
While the farmer is milking you, he accidentily kicks over the bucket of milk. He curses and wants to go on.
What do you do?
Kick the farmer!
Moo
Ruminate
Moo
You moo loudly to show your displeasure. However, it's no use mooing over spilt milk...
Continue
You gain 1 karma, so now you have 2 karma.
Train
You're an older cow now and you find yourself on a train track with a train coming towards you in the distance.
What do you do?
Stay on the track
Move out of the way
Run towards the train
Run Towards The Train
When you see the train in the distance, some flash of madness drives you to run towards it.
The train is unable to stop in time, and crashes into you. You're blown you to pieces. You die.
Count von Count walks up to your body.
'One! One rotting corpse! Ahh ahh ahh ahhhh!'
Death Sucks
So... you're dead now, huh? How's that working out for you?
Death Sucks
A man walks up to your corpse. He looks at it for a while and OH MY GOD what is he doing to your corpse?! Oh, the humanity! Even in death you're being harrassed!
Oh God... it's horrible!
It's Good To Be Alive
Your spirit shoots through space, passing planets and stars. You don't watch where you're going and get sucked into a black hole. You wake up back on earth. Riiiight..
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Pyramid
Jul 13, 2012 20:42:17 GMT -5
Post by sineG yuG lareneG on Jul 13, 2012 20:42:17 GMT -5
High In The Sky
You soar through the air and as you gaze upon the landscape below you, you think:
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.
-Oscar Wilde-
How inspirational.
Dead
You seem to have died somehow, and the witch drags your body out of her shop.
Young Turtle
You're a young turtle and you've just hatched from your egg. Crawling to the sea you notice an ominous shadow moving over you...
What do you do?
Hide under a rock!
Sit still
Crawl faster!
Hide Under Rock
You quickly hide under a rock and wait for the Sea Eagle to leave. As soon as he's gone, you crawl into the big blue sea.
Clownfish
You encounter a stressed out Clownfish.
'Oh no, oh no, oh no! I've lost my son Nemo! Have you seen him around? Oh, please help me out!'
What do you do?
Go search for his son
Tell him to relax
Eat him
Nom Nom Nom
You eat the Clownfish. Hmmm, he tastes funny. You feel a little weird afterwards, but hey! Problem solved.
Continue
You gain 1 karma, so now you have 3 karma.
Tree Nest
You climb into a tree. When you're halfway up you remember that turtles can't climb trees. You fall out and land on your back. You lie there for days until you die of thirst.
Stupid.
Good Day, Madam
'Watch your step, Madam. Death looms around every corner.'
Puppy
You are a cute little puppy and one day a little girl comes to take a look at you.
What do you do?
Use puppy eyes
Piss
Bark
Vomit
Stray Dog
You've become a stray dog and roam the streets at night, looking for food. You come across a funny looking wrapper. What do you do?
Walk On
You walk on and find some other food in a dumpster. You feel a lot stronger, and a few weeks later some animal caretakers pick you up and take you with them.
Continue
You gain 2 karma, so now you have 3 karma.
Firetruck
Your owner is taking you for a walk when suddenly you see a firetruck with its sirens on!
What do you do?
Run after it!
Bark
Ignore
Ignore
You ignore the firetruck, but feel kinda frustrated because you wanted to chase it.
Continue
You gain 1 karma, so now you have 4 karma.
Dead
You seem to have died somehow, and the Cowboy Shop owner drags your body out of the shop.
Doctor Nick walks up to your corpse.
'Hello Everybody! Whoopseedaisy! This patient is not dead.'
'Thank you, doctor Nick!'
Calf In The Fields
You are a little calf, running happily over the grasslands.
What do you want to do?
Drink milk
Eat grass
Jump over the electric fence!
Jump Over The Fence!
You run towards the electic fence and take a giant leap! Well, did I say giant? Maybe for a calf, but it was a rather pathetic from a general point of view.
You die after a couple of agonizing hours of painful shocks and panic.
On Your Back
Time for a leap of faith. You take a clumsy jump and... land on your back. You slowly die in the hot sun.
YOU REINCARNATED!!!
But... uh oh... you reincarnated as a mayfly, and those only live a few hours so you're already dead again... Sorry!
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Pyramid
Jul 13, 2012 23:01:36 GMT -5
Post by sineG yuG lareneG on Jul 13, 2012 23:01:36 GMT -5
Puppy
You are a cute little puppy, and you have a lot of little brother and sister puppies. You feel hungry and want to drink milk, but all your mother's nipples are taken.
What do you do?
Wait till one is free
Push one of your siblings away
Squeal
Nag mother
Ignore
You ignore the squirrel and walk on. Your owner thinks you are becoming a bit blind.
Continue
You gain 1 karma, so now you have 3 karma.
Animal Shelter
You ended up in an animal shelter. On a sunny morning a little boy comes to take a look at you. What do you?
Bark!
Mount him
Use puppy eyes
Bite
Mount
You try to mount the little boy. Prison love, kiddo! A caretaker quickly pushes you away and puts you back in the cage. The boy walks away and picks another dog.
Continue
You gain 1 karma, so now you have 2 karma.
Frisbee In The Park
You are running in the park and a frisbee is thrown!
What do you do?
Ignore the frisbee
Catch the frisbee and bring it back
Catch the frisbee and tear it to pieces
Destroy The Frisbee
You catch the frisbee and tear it to pieces. Your owner shouts at you in frustration, puts you back on the leash and takes you home.
Continue
You gain 1 karma, so now you have 3 karma.
Firetruck
Your owner is taking you for a walk when suddenly you see a firetruck with its sirens on!
What do you do?
Run after it!
Bark
Ignore
Firetruck!!
You yank yourself free from the leash and run after the firetruck. Your owner runs after you yelling for you to stop. After a few blocks you come to your senses and your owner puts you back on the leash. You feel kinda good about yourself though.
Continue
You gain 2 karma, so now you have 5 karma.
Reincarnate
You die happily as a really old dog.
You reincarnate as a human!
Continue
Calf In The Fields
You are a little calf, running happily over the grasslands.
What do you want to do?
Drink milk
Eat grass
Jump over the electric fence!
Eat Grass
You eat some grass, but feel kinda sick afterwards... Seems like your stomach can't handle grass yet.
Continue
You gain 1 karma, so now you have 1 karma.
Puppy Eyes
You use your best puppy eyes and look at the little girl. She adores you and says: 'Awww, can I have this one pleeeeeease?'. Her parents look at eachother and then also fall for your cute puppy charms.
Continue
You gain 2 karma, so now you have 2 karma.
Kick The Farmer
When the farmer wants to start milking again, you kick him on the floor. Bad cow!
When he gets up again, he beats you with a wooden stick.
Continue
You gain 1 karma, so now you have 2 karma.
Ignore
You ignore the frisbee and just keep running. Hmmm, what a weird dog you are...
Continue
You gain 1 karma, so now you have 3 karma.
Bark
You bark loudly at the firetruck, and your owner is not pleased. You feel kinda good though.
Continue
You gain 2 karma, so now you have 5 karma.
On The Truck
You are inside the truck towards the slaughterhouse. What do you do?
Ruminate
Try to escape
Try To Escape
You try to escape but the truck is sealed tight. The other cows seem annoyed by your activity and all you achieve is a few dents in the walls. In the end you just wait till the truck arrives at the slaughterhause.
Continue
You gain 1 karma, so now you have 4 karma.
Reincarnate
You get run over by a firetruck while you tried to catch it and you die.
You reincarnate as a human!
Reincarnate
They put a metal pin through your brains in the slaughterhouse and you die.
The good news?
You reincarnate as a human!
Drink Milk
You walk to your mother and drink some milk... Hmmm, you feel yourself growing stronger with every sip. Moolicious!
Continue
You gain 2 karma, so now you have 2 karma.
Market
You're an older cow now, and your farmer has taken you to the market to try to sell you.
What do you do?
Ruminate
Pretend you are sick
Try to escape
Try To Escape
When the farmer takes his eyes off you, you make a run for it. You walk a long way before you feel very, very tired.
A young farmhand suddenly appears and he puts a rope around your neck. When you meet the farmer again, he beats you with a stick and takes you back home.
Continue
You gain 1 karma, so now you have 3 karma.
Ruminate
You ruminate some grass you ate earlier and wait till the truck arrives at the slaughterhause. No need to worry about anything.
Continue
You gain 2 karma, so now you have 5 karma.
Annoy A Bull
You walk up to the biggest bull in the barn and bite his tail! That'll show the asshole who's boss! He moos loudly and chases you back to the other side of the barn.
Continue
You gain 1 karma, so now you have 1 karma.
Storm
You weren't such a smart calf, but now you have become real cow. A storm is forming in the clouds, maybe even a thunderstorm.
What do you do?
Hide under a tree
Lie down in the grass
Hide in the barn
Jump over the electric fence
Jump Over The Fence!
You run towards the electric fence and try to take a giant leap!
Even though you are a big cow now, the leap isn't big enough and you get caught in the wires...
The farmer quickly arrives and pulls you out. Maybe trying to escape wasn't such a smart idea...
Continue
You gain 1 karma, so now you have 2 karma.
Sick Cow
When a potential buyer comes over to take a look at you, you moo quietly and move restlessly to and fro. Then, as your final act, you barf all over the guy's boots. He doesn't seem interested anymore, and the farmer takes you back home.
Continue
You gain 1 karma, so now you have 3 karma.
Happy Happy Joy Joy!
Happy happy joy joy!
Happy happy joy joy!
Happy happy joy joy!
Happy happy joy joy!
Happy happy joy joy!
Happy happy joy joy!
Happy happy joy joy joy!
Crrrrrazy!
Death Sucks
Someone finds your corpse and puts you in such a position, that it looks like you died while masturbating.
Overkill?
How do you kill that, which has no life?
Long Way Down
You do the wise thing and find a safe way off the rock. When you're down, you crawl into the big, blue sea.
Continue
You gain 2 karma, so now you have 2 karma.
Shaaark!
Just when you thought it was safe to get back in the water. A freaking shark! Oh god, oh god! He's got you in his mouth!
What do you do?!
Hide inside shell
Swim away
Bite shark
Bite The Shark
You... bite the shark. You... honestly? Really? Are you retarded? Fucking hell, man! Anyway...
The shark goes into a frenzy and rips you to pieces. You die a horrible death and yadda yadda. Don't tell me you didn't see that one coming.
Idiot.
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Pyramid
Jul 14, 2012 0:39:40 GMT -5
Post by sineG yuG lareneG on Jul 14, 2012 0:39:40 GMT -5
Pew Pew!
You grab your gun.
Time to play a little game called cat and mouse... Who do you want to shoot?
Recette
#Tear
Nobody
Eat It
You ate chocolate! After a few hours, you feel really sick. You walk into an alley and take a nap, but never wake up again...
Continue
Bark
You bark at the little girl and she gets scared. She picks another puppy and takes her home.
Continue
You gain 1 karma, so now you have 1 karma.
Bite
You bite the little kid as soon as he is within your range. He cries and the caretakers put you back in your cage.
After a few weeks the doctor comes and he puts you to sleep. You never wake up again.
Sit Still
You sit still as best you can. After a while the Sea Eagle seems to have gone. Oof, that was too risky! You quickly crawl into the big, blue sea.
Continue
You gain 1 karma, so now you have 1 karma.
Slow Fish
You see some delicious, slow fish! Below you grows some nice, edible seaweed. But meh, why have seaweed when there's delicious fishies!
What do you do?
Slow Fish Is Slow
Awww yeah! This is the good life! You set your eyes on a particularly fat and juicy one. Ahhh, this totally satisfies your munchies! Way to go, dude!
Continue
You gain 2 karma, so now you have 3 karma.
Time To Lay Eggs
You're a female apparently (don't question the game) and you are ready to lay your eggs.
What do you do?
Lay eggs on the beach
Dig a hole and lay eggs in the hole
Lay eggs in the water
Build a nest in a tree
Eggs In The Water
You lay your eggs in the water. They float away, get eaten, break on rocks on the shore and don't hatch because of the cold. Fail.
Continue
You gain 1 karma, so now you have 4 karma.
Ruminate
You ruminate some grass you ate earlier. Hmmm, life is good.
Continue
You gain 2 karma, so now you have 3 karma.
Speed Potion
It was speed potion! You move one space faster each turn!
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Pyramid
Jul 14, 2012 12:55:56 GMT -5
Post by sineG yuG lareneG on Jul 14, 2012 12:55:56 GMT -5
Pocket Ball
You try to catch the bear with your Pocket Ball, but it fails miserably because your Pocket Ball already has a creature in it!
Teleport!
You swiftly use your teleporter to get away.
However, you after you teleported, the bear sees you and storms at you again!
Nag Mother
You nag your mother, but she gives you a lick and goes to sleep. You also go to sleep, but you feel kinda hungry...
Continue
You gain 1 karma, so now you have 1 karma.
Bark
You bark loudly. The little kid is impressed but also a little scared. He walks on and picks another dog.
Continue
You gain 1 karma, so now you have 2 karma.
Dogs In The Park
You are running in the park and you see another dog!
What do you do?
Run away
Bark
Sniff butt
Growl and bite
Sniff Butt
You sniff the other dog's butt. It smells okay. You're very glad you smelled it.
Continue
You gain 2 karma, so now you have 4 karma.
No.
You stare at the bear while he rushes towards you...
No. you say.
The bear grabs you and tears you apart.
The No. skill only works against bullets silly!
Sunbath
Ahh, the sun feels good. You close your eyes and enjoy the heat. Time for a little nap!
When you wake up, you're boiling inside your tiny shell. You can't muster the force to crawl away anymore. You die a horrible death in the blistering sun.
Hide In The Barn
You walk into the warm barn to hide from the worst of the storm...
After a few hours the sky clears and you walk back outside.
Continue
You gain 2 karma, so now you have 3 karma.
Sea Eagle
You crawl as fast as you can. Unfortunately this draws the Sea Eagle's attention! He picks you up from the shore. You get eaten and die.
Shift Elixer
It was a magic shift elixir. You change places with Seductress Sick Seductress Seductress Illusionist #Tear and are thus moved back 190 spaces.
Hide Under Rock
You quickly hide under a rock and wait for the Sea Eagle to leave. As soon as he's gone, you crawl into the big blue sea.
Continue
You gain 2 karma, so now you have 2 karma.
The Tortoise And The Hare
An arrogant hare challenges you to a race. You accept! What an asshole.
What do you do?
Slow and steady
Take a sprint
Impress the ladies down the road
Take a nap
Rabbit Ladies
You stop in front of the rabbit ladies and flex a little. The rabbits giggle. Unfortunately, the are laughing at you. One cute, insecure rabbit gives you a pity fuck, but you end up losing the race.
Continue
You gain 1 karma, so now you have 3 karma.
Beach Party
You lay your eggs on the middle of the beach. After a while some humans start playing beach volley and crush all your eggs. That sucks.
Continue
You gain 1 karma, so now you have 4 karma.
Long Way Down
You do the wise thing and find a safe way off the rock. When you're down, you crawl into the big, blue sea.
Continue
You gain 2 karma, so now you have 2 karma.
Stay On The Track
You lie still and take a short nap. The train driver makes an emergency stop to prevent crashing into you. He gets out of the train and beats you with a stick until you move away.
Continue
You gain 1 karma, so now you have 3 karma.
Squeal
You squeal in frustration, and your owner notices you. He feeds you some milk out of a bottle. Yummy! You go to sleep feeling satisfied.
Continue
You gain 2 karma, so now you have 2 karma.
Catch
You catch the frisbee and bring it back to your owner! He is very pleased with you and pets you.
Continue
You gain 2 karma, so now you have 4 karma.
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Jul 14, 2012 17:53:25 GMT -5
Post by sineG yuG lareneG on Jul 14, 2012 17:53:25 GMT -5
Lie Down
You lie down in the grass and wait till the worst is over.
Continue
You gain 2 karma, so now you have 3 karma.
Hot Dog
You're a guide dog for a blind woman and you're at a traffic crossing. Suddenly you notice the hot dog stand on the other side of the street.
What do you do?
Run towards it!
Ignore
Bark in frustration
Hot Dawgs!!
You run across the street and get hit by a car. You die several minutes later.
Continue
Bark
You bark loudly at the squirrel. The squirrel is scared and quickly disappears in the leaves. Your are very pleased with yourself. Stupid squirrel.
Continue
You gain 2 karma, so now you have 4 karma.
Zwop Zwop Flop!
You land on a hill and roll down. You crash in a herd of sheep which breaks your fall. Flawless victory!
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Pyramid
Jul 14, 2012 20:12:39 GMT -5
Post by sineG yuG lareneG on Jul 14, 2012 20:12:39 GMT -5
It Is Love, Love, Love Suddenly you start feeling the sensation of unstoppable love. You run towards#Tear while #Tear runs towards you. Soon, however, the potion's effect diminishes and you find yourself 25 spaces back, while #Tear has run forward 25 spaces! Stupid much? Ruminate You ruminate some grass you ate earlier and wait till you're sold to a new owner. Hmmm, life is good. Continue You gain 2 karma, so now you have 4 karma. The Interwebz You encounter a wild interwebz. www.boardgame-online.com/g/images/event/interwebz2.pngLOL! The interwebz keeps you busy for the rest of your turn. Do nothing! Continue Volatile Oil It was Volatile Oil! Your insides burn as you scream for help! You die. Improbability Device You use your Improbability Device. A wooden chest suddenly appears before you!You open the chest and take two items with you... What are the odds you'd find those two together for free? Sweet! Improbability Device You use your Improbability Device. A wooden chest suddenly appears before you! You open the chest and take a charged wand with you... Sweet! Zwop Zwop Flop! You land on a hill and roll down. You crash in a small lake which breaks your fall. Flawless victory! The Academy Of Adventure You walk across a wide campus. Students sit on the grass, studying, enjoying the sun. Ahhhh, it's the Academy... of Adventure! Do you wish to check out the available courses? Yes!Nope. |
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Jul 15, 2012 19:18:06 GMT -5
Post by sineG yuG lareneG on Jul 15, 2012 19:18:06 GMT -5
Bounty Hunting
You stand in front of a dusty wooden door in the old cellar of the Academy. Is this really the right place? You open the creaking door and enter a dark room that smells of fungus. You take a few steps into the room and try to adjust your eyes to the darkness.
You're not sure how it happened, but you suddenly find yourself pressed against the cold brick wall with your arms on your back and a knife to your throat...
'Welcome to Bounty Hunting 101, bitch.'
After a few hours of instructions by the famous rogue Mathias Shaw, you learn some valuable tricks of the trade. He nods at you, pleased with your progression.
'Now you can make a living out of killing.'
Confusion
'Did we say 10 spaces back? We meant 10 spaces forward!'
Spare Time Efficiency
You have subscribed to the Spare Time Efficiency course. You'll spend your next turn studying and doing exams.
Spare Time Efficiency
You walk into... oh my god you're already sitting behind a desk. How did that happen?! You then realise the course has already started...
'...and so there's no time to waste you could've earned Rupees in this time chop chop!'
A small man in a business suit rants on about ways to maximize profits by using all your spare time to the max. He doesn't even need to take a breath between sentences. In fact, you haven't heard him end the first sentence. Meanwhile he's doing stuff on his laptop and Blackberry with his left hand and opening letters with his right hand. Man, this guy is making money while he's making money!
After a few hours your ears are buzzing and your head is numb, but you've mastered the Spare Time Efficiency course! Time to make the most of those skipped turns!
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Pyramid
Jul 16, 2012 6:06:30 GMT -5
Post by sineG yuG lareneG on Jul 16, 2012 6:06:30 GMT -5
Wait For a Nipple
You wait for a nipple to become available, but after a while your mother gets up and takes a short walk. You go to sleep feeling kinda hungry...
Continue
You gain 1 karma, so now you have 1 karma.
Puppy Eyes
You use your puppy eyes and look adorable. The boy likes you and pets you. You nudge him gently and feel good. He picks you and his parents take you home.
Continue
You gain 2 karma, so now you have 3 karma.
Bark
You bark loudly at the firetruck, and your owner is not pleased. You feel kinda good though.
Continue
You gain 2 karma, so now you have 5 karma.
No Love Potion
"I guess no one's further than you. Keep up the good work, adventurer!"
Shield
You find a Shield!
Excellent! Now you can protect yourself from arrows and swords!
Information
The United Nations (UN) is an international organization whose stated aims are to facilitate cooperation in international law, international security, economic development, social progress, human rights, and achieving world peace. The UN was founded in 1945 after World War II to replace the League of Nations, to stop wars between countries and to provide a platform for dialogue.
There are currently 192 member states, including nearly every recognized independent state in the world.
Thanks for the information.
Source: Wikipedia
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Pyramid
Jul 20, 2012 1:39:13 GMT -5
Post by sineG yuG lareneG on Jul 20, 2012 1:39:13 GMT -5
Joe Dalton The Witch A wicked witch stands on the road and cackles. 'Boiling pus and a mud pool leech! Your goal moves ever out of reach!' Shield You find a Shield! Excellent! Now you can protect yourself from arrows and swords! It hits Illusionist Priestess #Tear in the back of head! Illusionist Priestess #Tear shrugs and picks up your Night Crystal. Meh. Nag Mother You nag your mother, but she gives you a lick and goes to sleep. You also go to sleep, but you feel kinda hungry... Continue You gain 1 karma, so now you have 1 karma. Holy Water You find a flask of Holy Water! Yeah, baby! Let's cleanse some curses! Jump Off Time for a leap of faith. You take a clumsy jump and... land on your head. Ouch. You crawl into the sea, but your head hurts. Fast Fish You see some delicious, fast fish! Below you grows some nice, edible seaweed. But meh, why have seaweed when there's delicious fishies! What do you do? Catch some fish Eat the seaweed Go for the big fish with the teeth! Shark! Go for the big fish with the teeth?! What the  were you thinking? It's a shark and you've pissed it off! You almost lose a leg, but you get away safely. Idiot. Continue You gain 0 karma, so now you have 1 karma. Slow Fish You see some delicious, slow fish! Below you grows some nice, edible seaweed. But meh, why have seaweed when there's delicious fishies! What do you do? Catch some fish Eat the seaweed Tasteless Urgh, this stuff is horrible! Do turtles even eat this? You don't know, because you're a crappy turtle. Man, why didn't you go for them tasty fishies? Blergh. Continue You gain 1 karma, so now you have 2 karma. Ouch Tarzan spots you and throws you back 10 spaces! Improbability Device You use your Improbability Device. Lawyer Elmore ate some boysenberries. Oh wait... poison berries. Alchemist #Emily got crushed by a helicopter. Saboteur tfe ate a funny looking mushroom. Barbarian #Kickmasteeeeeer got stung by a stingray. Hmm, seems like nothing happened... Well, let's move on! Disarmed You are disarmed, so you are unable to launch any item with the catapult. |
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Jul 21, 2012 15:53:00 GMT -5
Post by sineG yuG lareneG on Jul 21, 2012 15:53:00 GMT -5
Paraguay The ambassador of Paraguay stands up. 'Illusionist Priest Mega Mindy the Merchant is obviously very happy. Paraguay digs that  ! Send her 10 spaces forwards immediately!' www.youtube.com/watch?v=414TmP12WAU&feature=player_embeddedFrank James You've drawn the attention of one of the more famous villains. Killing this guy will do your reputation good! Frank James stands still in the distance. 'Draw your weapon, do-gooder!' Nope. Hint: use a Gun or another item you think makes sense. Bananattack! Your Banana Peel tumbles towards the ground. It gently lands right under Illusionist Priestess Cersei Lannister's right foot! Illusionist Priestess Cersei Lannister slips! Awwww yeah! Skip a turn, biatch! John Younger You've drawn the attention of one of the more famous villains. Killing this guy will do your reputation good! John Younger stands still in the distance. 'Draw your weapon, do-gooder!' Nope. Hint: use a Gun or another item you think makes sense. Mining Pick You find a Mining Pick! Now you can mine Magic Crystals whenever you see rocks. Train You're an older cow now and you find yourself on a train track with a train coming towards you in the distance. What do you do? Stay on the track Move out of the way Run towards the train Move Away You get up and move away. The train rushes past you. Seems this was a good choice. Continue You gain 2 karma, so now you have 4 karma. Big Hammer That really is a big Hammer you got there... Continue And move 1 space forward for being awesome. No Monies 'Get outta my face, you bum.' Bender shoves you back 3 spaces, laughs and walks away. Back You Go! You move back 20 spaces. Good. Don't mess with the U.N. The U.N. are pleased that you followed their orders and they calm down a bit. Hand Grenade! You throw your hand grenade at the bear. The bear looks at it for a second, and then it explodes... Annihilated bear You look at the mutilated remains of the bear... Was that really necessary? PETA found you and is planning actions against you... Continue Effects PETA protesters decide to do some experiments on you so animals will not have to be harmed. Unfortunately you now have syphilis... Effects PETA sues you and you have to pay 7 rupees to your lawyer. Effects Angry PETA protesters stand outside your home and seem to be very angry. Better stay inside this turn. Effects The PETA protesters decide to protest somewhere else. Continue What The... Your Time Travel Condom tumbles towards the ground. It lands on Piss Pig Lover Illusionist Priest Mega Mindy the Merchant's head with a wet sounding flop noise! Piss Pig Lover Illusionist Priest Mega Mindy the Merchant looks kind of disgusted, but decides to keep the (possibly unused) condom. Meh, that didn't turn out great. Glue Mine You find a glue mine. 'Bury the mine at a chosen location and use the controller to activate the bomb. Has a 15 space effect radius.' Do you wish to pick up this device? YesNo In The Bag! You pick up the glue mine. In the bag it goes! Continue No Glue Mine Why? What harm could possibly come from putting an easily triggered explosive in your backpack? Continue Duel Time! You swiftly draw your gun and shoot Clell Miller in his face! You receive a 20 Rupee reward for your heroic deed! Also, your reputation in the Wild West has improved! Continue Signal Jam Your Signal Jammer tumbles towards the ground! It hits Illusionist Priestess Cersei Lannister on the feet and activates! Lucky you. The Signal Jammer makes controllers malfunction when used for the next 2 rounds! Illusionist Priestess Cersei Lannister shrugs. The Witch A wicked witch stands on the road and cackles. 'Spider webs and farmers' snot! Your enemies won't be left to rot!' Illusionist Priestess Cersei Lannister used her Pocket Ball to send Chewbacca after Piss Piss Pig Lover Illusionist Priest Mega Mindy the Merchant. Chewbacca helped Piss Piss Pig Lover Illusionist Priest Mega Mindy the Merchant forward 7 spaces and gave his an EMP Generator. |
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Jul 22, 2012 1:07:39 GMT -5
Post by sineG yuG lareneG on Jul 22, 2012 1:07:39 GMT -5
It Is Love, Love, Love
Suddenly you start feeling the sensation of unstoppable love. You run towards Macho Incubus tfe while Macho Incubus tfe runs towards you. Soon, however, the potion's effect diminishes and you find yourself 25 spaces forward, while Macho Incubus tfe has run back 25 spaces!
Wrong
Your reasoning was flawed!
'OBJECTON! This question was flawed! I DEMAND I DO NOT GET THE PENALTY!' you say.
It worked and you don't get the penalty.
Hookshot
You find a Hookshot!
Wooh! Now you can drag yourself towards other players!
Billy The Kid
Your fame has spread wide and far!
The crown on your career as law enforcer of the Wild West!
Billy The Kid stands still in the distance.
'Draw your weapon, do-gooder!'
Nope.
Hint: use a Gun or another item you think makes sense.
Wacka?
You look Billy The Kid in the eyes and rub your belly.
'Imma eat you!'
Billy The Kid gives you a strange look, shrugs, and aims...
No.
Billy The Kid opens fire and shoots all his bullets at you. You lift up your head and look at the bullets.
'No.' you say.
The bullets hang still in mid-air for a moment.
Then, seemingly having lost all momentum, drop to the floor.
The Duel Continues...
You walk up to Billy The Kid.
'So it's come to this...' you say.
What now?
No idea. Let him beat me up.
Hint: use an item.
Hammer Hero
You take your hammer and whack the living daylight out of Billy The Kid!
After you're done with him, the Sheriff comes out to drag him to jail.
You receive a 50 Rupee reward for your heroic deed!
You are now the hero of the Wild West!
Pocket Ball, GO!
You throw your Pocket Ball at the sleeping Bear. He gets sucked in before he's completely awake...
Success!
Click The Chicken
It's time for a little game I'd like to call Click The Chicken. A chicken will pop up in your item inventory soon. The rules are simple.
First to click the chicken wins the eggs and a bonus!
Hide Under A Tree
You walk towards the lonely tree in the meadow, and wait till the storm is over...
Suddenly lightning flashes and you hear an enormous bang! The tree falls over but misses you by an inch! Lucky you...
Continue
You gain 1 karma, so now you have 2 karma.
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Jul 26, 2012 18:28:03 GMT -5
Post by sineG yuG lareneG on Jul 26, 2012 18:28:03 GMT -5
White Figure
You use your Improbability Device and suddenly feel yourself drawn to a certain place.
You walk 3 spaces and see a vague white figure in the distance... Who could it be?
Ouch!
He beats you up! Skip a turn.
Decapitation
You swing your sword at Bob Dalton and decapitate him! It ain't very Wild Westish, but you feel pretty cool!
You receive a 10 Rupee reward for your heroic deed!
Also, your reputation in the Wild West has improved!
Trivia Expertise 1 Rupees Get your head pumped full of silly trivia! Whenever you get a Trivia question, one bad answer will automatically be striked through.
Trivia Expertise
You quickly enter classroom 27. You're late!
'You there!' says the professor, pointing at you. 'Who was the first president of Zimbabwe?'
You're silent for a moment. 'Err... a black guy?' you respond clumsily.
'Then you have much to learn! Sit down and be sure to make notes... LOTS of notes!'
In the following hours your head is pumped so full of trivia that you can barely remember your own name. Success!
Sleepy Bear
You quietly walk away, and let the bear sleep. He's probably taking a nice nap, no need to disturb him.
Continue
Shift Elixer
It was a magic shift elixir. You suddenly feel very lonely...
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Jul 31, 2012 4:25:43 GMT -5
Post by sineG yuG lareneG on Jul 31, 2012 4:25:43 GMT -5
Poison Launch! You put your Poison on the Catapult and cut the rope. With a mighty SWOOP it flies off into the distance! You gaze at the vial and show a sinister smile... Poison Cloud Your Poison vial lands on space -15 and shatters! The poison inside evaporates and forms a powerful poison cloud! No one was around that space, so no one got poisoned... Spinning Blade Of Doom Your Sword spins through the air. Run away! Priestess #Tear got sliced in half! Spin to win, baby! Demaciaaaa! TONK! You hit the drunk on his head and he lets go of his precious item. Turns out it was a... Dark Crystal! Explosive Sheep Launch! You put your Explosive Sheep on the Catapult. It stares at you with an expression of despair on its face, as if it questions your decision. No matter. You cut the rope. With a mighty SWOOP the sheep flies off into the distance! You wonder if PETA would approve of this... Super Sheep! Your Explosive Sheep lands on space 168, bounces a bit and keeps on hopping! Whew! Continue Balaclava Your Balaclava tumbles towards the ground. It gently lands on Priestess #Tear's head! Priestess #Tear shrugs and picks up your Balaclava. that ! That was useless! Lemon Launch! You put your Lemon on the Catapult and cut the rope. With a mighty SWOOP it flies off into the distance! Sometimes you wonder what you're doing, but hey, thinking is for nerds! Lemon Drop Your Lemon tumbles towards the ground. It kind of just... lands on space 258. And that's it. You know what? This is kind of disappointing. Kablammo! You throw your hand grenade next to Wood Hite and run away. Wood Hite, never having seen a hand grenade before, looks at it, confused. KABLAMMO! Blown to smithereens! You receive a 20 Rupee reward for your heroic deed! Also, your reputation in the Wild West has improved! It Is Love, Love, Love Suddenly you start feeling the sensation of unstoppable love. You run towards Priest Recette the Merchant while Priest Recette the Merchant runs towards you. Soon, however, the potion's effect diminishes and you find yourself on space 377 together! Awkward situation, don't you think? Billy The Kid Your fame has spread wide and far! The crown on your career as law enforcer of the Wild West! Billy The Kid stands still in the distance. 'Draw your weapon, do-gooder!' Nope. Hint: use a Gun or another item you think makes sense. Death You unleash your card's dark magic upon Billy The Kid! He collapses and lies still on the ground... lifeless. You receive a 50 Rupee reward for your heroic deed! You are now the hero of the Wild West! Hero! Welcome, miss! It's such an honor to have you here! Please, take anything you need! [Images of items in order] God bless you! Thanks! Signal Jam Your Signal Jammer tumbles towards the ground! It hits the ground and activates! Lucky you. The Signal Jammer makes controllers malfunction when used for the next 2 rounds! TONK! You hit the drunk on his head and he lets go of his precious item. Turns out it was a... Explosive Sheep! Continue Diss Card: Destroy You find a Magical Diss Card: Destroy! Muahahaha! Who do you want to destroy? Dexter Cersei Lannister Nobody Choose TONK! You hit the drunk on his head and he lets go of his precious item. Turns out it was a... Magic Star! TONK! You hit the drunk on his head and he lets go of his precious item. Turns out it was a... Time Travel Condom! TONK! You hit the drunk on his head and he lets go of his precious item. Turns out it was a... Happy Crystal! TONK! You hit the drunk on his head and he lets go of his precious item. Turns out it was a... Bucket! Super Awesome Gun You find the Super Awesome Gun TM. Who do you want to shoot to pieces? Dexter Cersei Lannister Nobody Choose Confusion Did we say 15 spaces back? We meant 15 spaces forward! Continue Angry PETA protesters sprayed grafitti on your home. You stay there to clean it this turn. The PETA protesters go somewhere else to free some more animals from an animal-testing lab. TONK! You hit the drunk on his head and he lets go of his precious item. Turns out it was a... Shield! TONK! You hit the drunk on his head and he lets go of his precious item. Turns out it was a... ACME Pogo-Stick! |
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Pyramid
Aug 15, 2012 19:40:05 GMT -5
Post by sineG yuG lareneG on Aug 15, 2012 19:40:05 GMT -5
Precision Bombing!
Priestess #Tear broke your fall and died! How lovely!
Hookshot
You find a Hookshot!
Wooh! Now you can drag yourself towards other players!
Continue
Angry
The U.N. say: 'How dare you!?' and they become angry.
Shady Dealer
A shady looking, cloaked man walks up to you. He keeps his arms inside his longcoat and looks around with shifty eyes.
'Hey man, want to check out some... wares? I've got some good stuff, man! Good stuff!'
Hmmm... okay.No thanks.
Shady Deals
The Shady Dealer shifts his eyes. 'Psssh, check it out!'
Item Price
Cocaine 12 Rupees
Crystal Meth 8 Rupees
Weed 3 Rupees
No Thanks
You want to decline the offer, but the Shady Dealer has already left. He's quite slippery.
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